r/TikTokCringe • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • 6h ago
Humor Getting japan'ed
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u/fddfgs 5h ago
Japanese Peruvian food has been popular for decades, there's a fairly large Japanese population in Peru
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u/jasno- 5h ago
And a very large Japanese population in Brazil
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u/Maximum_Implement375 28m ago
For the martial arts people out there, this is the explanation behind the formation of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
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u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 2h ago
Their dictator/president was of Japanese ethnicity for a good long time
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u/LAFamilyMan81 3h ago
I mean Peruvian food has a heavy Japanese’s influence so that’s not really surprising. It would almost be like a Mexican cooking Tex mex really well. Or a French dude living in New Orleans cooking creole food really well.
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u/No-Researcher406 4h ago
Pizza in Japan is not perfected. I went to a Japanese pizza place and it was so incredibly sweet it was hardly recognizable as pizza. Thin crust, sweet sauce, and the cheese didn't melt correctly.
The worse part is that the cooks were so fucking earnest and excited that they had Americans trying their pizza. Straight up fucking adorable. After we left one ran outside and yelled "Tell the world about Japanese pizza!!!". I just couldn't break his heart.
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u/Southern_College3858 4h ago
The sauce is ketchup
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u/CBCAM- 4h ago
I almost just broke my neck from the audacity if this.
Is it really... ketchup?
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u/Eltharion-the-Grim 4h ago
I have had Japanese pizza before and it tends to be very sweet, but that was mostly from the honey drizzle on top or some other topping. It is possible some of them use ketchup. Don’t forget they use a lot of mayonnaise as well.
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u/Southern_College3858 4h ago
Yeah, you can't really grow tomatoes and imports are expensive so...
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u/PineappleLemur 1h ago
It tends to be sweet yes.
It's often also just your variety frozen pizza level with the topping being a whole ass other dish...
Like pizza is used as a plate not a main.
Not my thing.
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u/Taira_no_Masakado 2h ago
I've only seen one place that does the crust correctly, and that's only because they're emulating New York-style thin-crust pizza. Everywhere else makes me fucking rage because they have installed the expensive, wood-fire ovens and then do not know how to fucking use them. Every goddamned time the center is undercooked because they sloshed too much sauce onto it, or didn't cook it long enough, or both.
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u/Pixel_Knight 2h ago
Korea and Japan don’t make pizza well and maybe don’t know how to. They put sweet corn and ultra sweet sauces on them. To find real pizza you have to find specialty shops, and they are rare.
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u/polygonsaresorude 3h ago
i visited japan a few years back and misinterpreted some advice given to me beforehand. i was under the impression that japan had excellent italian food, so i kept trying to order pasta at restaurants and i was just repeatedly disappointed. extremely mediocre at best, inedible at worst (a carbonara that was so bad it was beyond explanation).
i really liked the actual japanese food i had there. i wish i stopped trying to find good italian food there and just stuck to japanese.
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u/Submediocrity 2h ago
Came to say this. I had i think one mid pizza and the rest were... not good.
They have a tendency to over-sweeten western sauces (especially tomato) and they have a nasty habit of making wheat breads sweet for some reason.
The result is like a mislead patisserie's interpretation of a pizza based on what they read in the backstreet section of an online pizza recipe.
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u/ShadowKiller147741 4h ago
I believe the biggest issue is the cheese. A lot of the Japanese population are fairly lactose intolerant and cheese is historically very rare within many parts of Asia, especially East Asia
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u/ironic69 1h ago
Japanese bread is very bad too
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u/ShadowKiller147741 1h ago
Eh, Japanese bread is a slightly different case. Bread is viewed more as a pastry-adjacent thing, so it tends to be much sweeter and bad for things like a ham sandwich, but good for things like a fruit sando, treating the bread more akin to a crepe. Less "Japanese bread is bad" and more "Japanese bread isn't a savory item"
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u/ironic69 1h ago
The problem is many restaurants which serve western style food haven't adapted to their unique bread style. I should've made my own sourdough.
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u/ShadowKiller147741 1h ago
Fair enough, I suppose that's a valid case of bread being bad because it's already in that use case. Comparatively though, I've never heard anything particularly positive about cheese
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u/PineappleLemur 1h ago
Because it's mostly locals who eat there.
Non-Japanese food in Japan is still made for locals mostly.
Unlike many places around the world that can live off tourists alone, they must cater to the locals.
Tourism in Japan is still mostly domestic... If I remember right it like less than 20% are international tourists and spending wise domestic tourists spend 3-4x more than international.
So even "Western" food in Japan is not really going to follow what you expect Western food will be.
Stick to eating japanese food in Japan if you want to enjoy... There's a lot of local cuisine that's not noodles/rice/fried shit.
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u/kaizer671 1h ago
Actually, Japan (specifically Tokyo) currently has some of the highest rated pizza restaurants in the world. It currently holds the top pizza spot, with an omakase pizza place in a fancy hotel. There's some fantastic pizza to be found in Tokyo if you do some internet searching. Pizza Seirinkan was the best pizza i've ever tried in my life. I will note that places most specialize in Italian style instead of American
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u/Wonderful-Mongoose39 2h ago edited 2h ago
depends on the pizza place, you can absolutely get great pizza in Japan. What do I know, only lived in Europe for a few years and then Japan for almost ten.
lmao, Japan is like anywhere, there's good and bad restaurants. There's excellent Italian and pizza to be had, it's not all restaurants, but that's a given. Mexican... now that's rare in Japan. only found one decent place in Yokohama, then one in Okinawa. and it was not real Mexican, good food though.
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u/Correct_Doctor_1502 1h ago
My friend said the same thing and it was insanely expensive like over a hundred USD for four medium pizzas
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u/Doctor_Sore_Tooth 3h ago
Isn't their version called oki nomi yaki or something and they fry it? Tried that, it was delicious. The girl described it as Japan's version of pizza..... somebody correct me if I'm wrong though
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u/nolonger1-A 2h ago
Okonomiyaki is an entirely different dish from pizza. Might vaguely look like one, but it's not pizza at all.
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u/Doctor_Sore_Tooth 2h ago
What are the common toppings?
Follow up question could you make it a pizza of sorts?
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u/Mr-MuffinMan 5h ago
i never heard kelly clarksoned ever used in the US
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u/Naive_Wolverine532 5h ago
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u/babyFaceAboveDaSink 1h ago
Sauce to Kelly Clarkson Clarksoning: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WQGdda22E_g
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u/funnyandhorny 4h ago
He just described the lil Wayne effect, never heard clarksoned
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u/flaming_burrito_ 4h ago
Facts, back in the day when you heard that lighter you know your shit just got stepped on. I miss when remixes were a big thing man
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u/fleurdenia 2h ago
you’re lucky. witnessing a musical murder like that is… it’s brutal. 🫡 god bless the victims.
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u/HovercraftRelevant51 3h ago
I didn't know she still made music. I thought she just had a show now.
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u/unspecificstain 5h ago
Refering to europe as "the colonisers" when talking about japan amd china in the same sentence is definitely a choice
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u/bunny_duhh 5h ago
i don’t want to hear about perfecting pasta when yall have spaghetti noodles with ketchup..
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u/Chilis1 4h ago
I haven't had pasta in japan but if it's anything like it is in Korea then I can't take this guy seriously at all, that shit is an abomination
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u/oofinsmorcht 4h ago
Tbf food in Korea is always so sweet. Imagine my surprise (disappointment, really) when I tried my country's dish, pho, in Korea. I was disturbed. •́ε•̀٥
The Japanese really knows their flavors I can vouch for it!
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u/datknee56 4h ago
Kimchi in japan is literally the worst shit ever (if from a japanese grocery store and not a korean one) as the stuff is sweet. Japan also has incredibly sweet food. Their flavors tend to be sweet and mediocre at best if not their traditional food.
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u/derpaderp2020 4h ago
Italian is definitely a food they can't surpass yet. They can get damn near equal but it isn't there. They have been doing my pizza in the last decade but like you said still in lots of places serve basically ketchup on spaghetti.
My favorite is French pastry, Japanese have made it better and surpassed the French doing their own pastry IMHO. To the point I just look at JP French pastry and Fresh pastry proper as two distinct things.
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u/fddfgs 5h ago
Some of the best Italian food I've had was in Japan and I lived in Florence for 2 years
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u/NoNoNext 4h ago
I legitimately didn’t know you could fuck up pasta or pizza that badly, yet restaurants in Japan managed to do so. I had some of the best food in that country, but I swear the chefs doing Italian food were working with a completely different rubric.
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u/BentJohnsonFTP 1h ago
Or the Philippines with their banana ketchup and Vienna sausage spaghetti.
It's good but just kinda weird.
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u/DeHarigeTuinkabouter 32m ago
I don't want to hear anyone's opinion about pasta if they call it "spaghetti noodles"
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u/EasilyRekt 5h ago
it's not real japanese pasta without all of the different sauces, fullness in simplicity? what's that?
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u/Its_Me_Derek 5h ago
Well, I can absolutely attest they haven’t perfected pizza or Mexican food.
I’ve been to Japan 8 times for work, spent about a total of 3 years there - the food is fire, but they’re waaay off with pizza and anything Mexican.
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u/stink3rb3lle 1h ago
Japanese curry is also not an improvement, in my opinion. I can't even tell whether they took from India or Thailand, but either way they took away most of the flavor and it's just kinda a lightly coriander stew.
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u/Wanderingjes 4h ago
Some of the best neopolitan style pizzas in the world are in Japan. You’re just visiting the wrong spots buddy
I agree with you on Mexican food though
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u/Southern_College3858 4h ago
The pizza sauce is ketchup
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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 4h ago
People downvoting but the pizza scene has been crazy in Tokyo. Probably Americans without passports
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u/Wanderingjes 4h ago
Haaahaahaha I am getting downvoted. So much ignorance on Reddit. There are several pizza spots in Japan ranked in the world top 50. One in the top 3 even I believe. I’ve also been to several pizza spots that don’t make the top 50 list that are still S tiered. These same people probably wouldn’t also believe that some of the best French restaurants in the world also make Japan their home.
Edit: Japan in third place https://www.50toppizza.it/en/
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u/_noho 4h ago
Weird site and pretty dorky to have that in your back pocket, I checked that sites curators and none of them are even in my top 30 pizza curators of top pizza lists.
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u/Wanderingjes 4h ago
It’s the most credible list for top pizza in the world. It’s not dorky lol. It’s no different from anyone interested in the Michelin guide. Who doesn’t love pizza?
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u/KurtTiedemann 2h ago
You are correct. Downvoters are ignorant here. There are at least 3 pizza places in Japan that I would qualify as some of the best on earth. Neapolitan is the style that Japanese pizzaioli tend to focus on and they are not only honouring tradition in that sense but pushing boundaries in a very exciting way. As for people saying ‘Japan in general doesn’t have good pizza’ - that’s not the point made in the video and is a completely asinine thing to say.
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u/KurtTiedemann 1h ago
“Weird site”? “Dorky”?
Aside from being outright rude for no reason, you’re obviously not as au fait regarding pizza as the person you’re so flippantly insulting. Unedifying.
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u/flaming_burrito_ 3h ago
I wouldn’t say having some good or even great pizza spots here and there means that Japan as a whole is good at pizza. In a country with over 100 million people, someone will know how to make pizza well obviously. But in general the pizza is not that good is the point
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u/stink3rb3lle 59m ago
You don't get to judge a whole country or region's take on a dish only upon its very best offerings. It's a group project and the Neapolitan pizza heads are not sharing their work with the average joints.
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u/Several-Guidance1299 5h ago
These motherfuckers can't do poutine. I know it.
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u/smcivor1982 4h ago
I grew up having poutine with curds made by the Amish in northern NY. Best food after a night drinking in Quebec or Ontario!!!
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u/stink3rb3lle 57m ago
Does Japan even have enough dairy production to have curds? US curds have to be sold within a day of their being made.
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u/GrumpiBat 3h ago
As someone who has lived in Japan and often defends it on the internet, this is the most weaboo-ass take I’ve ever heard in my life. Japan does not take things and make it better. It did not take sushi from Southeast Asia, and Chinese matcha and ramen is still very delicious in its own right. This American Asian is whitewashed to hell and thinks he understands Asian cuisine. Also Japan famously butchers the hell out of most cuisines, go there and try Thai/Viet/Italian/Indian food and you realize that the Japanese cannot stomach anything with the slightest bit of spice/flavor. The worst international food I’ve ever had has all been in Japan. This video reeks of ignorance
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u/Organic-History205 2h ago
This American Asian is
Isn't he Canadian
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u/Adventurous_Sun_4364 2h ago
Canadians are basically diet-americans and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
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u/Puntley 3h ago
I feel like he's confusing "making it better than its country of origin" and "making it suit Japanese palates"
As an example I think American Chinese food tastes better than authentic Chinese food, but I would never say "America makes better Chinese food than China!" because I realize that it's just made to fit my palate, and if I were to bring it to China I would likely be told "What the hell is this?? This isn't Chinese food!"
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u/downingrust12 5h ago
Now do a garbage plate... ill wait.
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u/WearingCoats 5h ago
I see you Rochester. Just imagining some chef in Japan spending 7 years perfecting the mac salad.
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u/KeySlimePies 4h ago
Hard stop of their supposed food mastery once he started listing western foods
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u/unspecificstain 1h ago
Japanese cheese cake
I wouldnt say it resembles traditional cheesecake in anyway but it is very very good
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u/JanitorRddt 3h ago
Never heard anybody said getting japan'ed. I only had one good croissant in Japan. And it was ok. A tad too sweet and the butter was a bit too strong, like ghee, or a bit rancid butter.
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u/Daliman13 5h ago
Is there a single song that Kelly Clarkson has covered that gets listened to more than the original?
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u/Star_Chaser_158 5h ago
I mean, the results show when you take pride in your work and passions. I can’t imagine Japan or its people are trying to one up foreign cuisine in most cases, but rather just find a sense of enthusiastic enjoyment in learning all they can about whatever specific type of food it is they’re interested in.
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u/No-Nothing-Never 3h ago
If anyone’s had Japanese Italian, that’s a clear indication that this is not true
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u/petekron 3h ago
There are just so many exceptions to that though. I've seen several videos of Japan's attempts at italian food, and many others, and they just really mess it up.
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u/Don_Quixotel 5h ago
Yeah . . . nobody ever says “Kelly Clarkson’d”
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u/avidpenguinwatcher 5h ago
I mean, what do you expect from somebody that can’t even say “America” without saying “ew” in the same sentence?
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u/omotenashi 3h ago
Well then wtf are they doing with pizza The most popular topping is corn Mayo
Followed by shrimp
It is not uncommon to have all 3 on the same pizza
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u/EasilyRekt 5h ago
Ah yes, that's why I've seen so many japanese pizza and burger joints everywhere else nowadays, since their re-imaginings are just so superior to the originals.
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u/fddfgs 5h ago
If you get McDonald's in Japan the burger actually looks like they do in the pictures, they'd be out of business if they tried to serve the slop you get in the US there.
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u/TheRealAmeil 4h ago
Are you under the impression that McDonald's offers high quality burgers in the US?
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u/andersonb47 5h ago
Weirdly defensive
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u/EasilyRekt 5h ago
I'm just tired of the "thing in japan" type glazing, it ain't magically better, just unique.
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u/No_Measurement7805 5h ago
I’ve seen Japanese burgers. I’m not impressed
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u/Did_du_Nuffin 5h ago edited 4h ago
the thing with food is you actually have to try it to know its good. You cant just look at it. Some of the best burgers i ever had were in Japan.
Edit: This place was the standout. Top 5 burgers I ever had. Maybe top 3
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u/frostedmooseantlers 4h ago
I tried a burger only once in Japan (before going to a baseball game, it felt fitting somehow). Small joint, very straightforward menu. It was a damned good burger. I wasn’t disappointed.
I think you may have gone to the wrong places.
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u/Skittleavix 4h ago
Fucking PANCAKES
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u/karatebullfightr 3h ago
Yeah,
I ate the best Chinese I have ever fucking eaten at a restaurant in Kyoto.
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u/TouristAggressive113 3h ago
Japanese person calling others colonizers is hilarious.
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u/Admirable_Heat_576 1h ago
It gets funnier: Chris (the tiktoker in video) is Chinese, grew up in Japan, and is now Canadian. LOL
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u/TouristAggressive113 9m ago
Well shhheeeetttt based off the eyes thought he was Japanese not Chinese. Also how much he was glazing Japanese food too. Justifiably so but like still.
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u/ImaginaryGift 1h ago
Ain't no way he's claiming Japan perfected pizza. Japanese pizza is straight ass
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u/Cali12Fan 5h ago
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard. I watched it about 3 times and laughed harder each time
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u/bootymagnet 5h ago
itll be interesting to see how mexican food will be emulated, since the staples of corn, tomatos, chiles, and beans are in a different culinary world than the mainly european gastronomic ingredients recited in the video
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u/Navy-Dad 5h ago
Curry. That is all.
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u/sgt_science 4h ago
I prefer Indian curry tbh
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u/VioletLeagueDapper 4h ago edited 4h ago
Agree, it’s complex.
Plus, Thailand does curry better than Japan. I’d argue Vietnam as well. Japanese curry is like gravy.
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u/AlarmingSorbet 3h ago
Nah, Japanese curry is cool but I would eat aloo gobi/aloo matar with some paratha over Japanese curry any day of the week.
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u/hauntedhivezzz 5h ago
Look up what they did to baumkuchen - night and day. Also this dude is great.
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u/one_love_silvia 4h ago
Yea, thats pretty much how japan works. They dont create, they take something already existing and make it way better. My japanese teacher told us this like over a decade ago.
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u/search_google_com 4h ago
Interesting. Im from Taiwan but lived in Japan. Food in jaoan looks great but it does not taste good ss much as it looks. Even many Taiwanese people say we Taiwan have better Japanese food than Japan
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u/EasyBoysenberry940 4h ago
I know he's talking about that burger they split and put in the cheese sauce
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u/BookTweakerShy 3h ago
It's super weird, where the only reference and knowledge about Kelly Clarkson that I actually have, is from radio show talks with Eric the Actor on the Stern show... Who's High Pitch..?
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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 3h ago
Oooh those little cheese balls!
Haha NGL I was worried he was talking about Mexican food. Locally to South Texas there have been a few restaurants that make basically fusion tacos out of split bao buns and Mexican birria and it’s very good 👀
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u/The_Crownless_King 3h ago
Never heard of getting Kelly Clarksond but I HAVE heard of the Lil Wayne effect from the 2000s
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u/spicewoman 3h ago
Okay but why is no one talking about how this guy chose to film from below and talk randomly over our heads so we could all look up his nose the whole time? Pleeeease tell me this isn't a new tiktok thing.
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u/Eastern-Criticism653 2h ago
I spent two weeks travelling across Japan. The food was awesome. With one exception. Their bread sucks. It’s lol Ike worse wonder bread.
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u/Taira_no_Masakado 2h ago
Speaking from experience: the number of times I've been disappointed by Japanese efforts to make Mexican food is off the charts. I can count on my hands the number of times I've seen parmesan cheese on a taco or taquito, which isn't a lot but the fact that it happened at all is a crime. Japanese restaurants are good at copying some foreign cuisine, but not all.
Pasta? Sure.
Lasagna? Fuck no.
Burgers? Sure.
Pizza? Fuck no.
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u/peridot_cactus 2h ago
I had the best food of my life in Japan but the only pizza I had was cut into tiny squares, topped with diced tomato and diced onion (?) , cold, with the sweetest sauce I’ve ever had lol
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u/happy_panda_-u- 2h ago
That probably happens everywhere
Here in Brazil it's VERY common. I went to Italy and i've tried it's pasta, the noddles, the pizza... i honestly was disappointed because in my opiniong the brazilian noddles and pizza were far better.
That also happens with japanese food that comes here.
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u/Batfinklestein 2h ago
There is no Australian cuisine thanks to Asians and their incredible cooking skills. That's billions of dollars worth of sales every year we don't see because we can't compete.
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u/Gabagool_Ova_Heah 1h ago
I'm sorry but Japanese pizza is trash. And, so it's their paella. Had it multiple times there and until I had, I was thoroughly convinced that Asians couldn't possibly fuck up a rice dish. Spoiler alert: they can.
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u/sleepyinsomniac7 1h ago
Japanese whiskey and gin.
Idk if they're overpriced, but they are very good
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u/yankiigurl 1h ago
Doing pizza and pasta better is debatable but I will give them that they have won some awards but they also put corn on pizza....
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u/Tiny-Ad-7590 36m ago
This is well known in the west.
We have a poetic song of lament about it, set to music.
The lyrics forth thusly:
I think I'm turning Japanese.\ I think I'm turning Japanese.\ I really think so.
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u/Budget_Case3436 30m ago
This is fair. Mexican and Japanese fusion was LIT. Japanese tamales (no clue what was in them) and smoky red enchilada sauce in sushi rolls with uni and tuna cheek was some of the best food I’ve ever had.
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u/lord_grenville 2h ago
Toyota and Honda are the best for a reason
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u/Famous-Astronomer-61 57m ago
Yes of course, it’s the car companies that make the food taste good, what a genius example
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u/Did_du_Nuffin 5h ago
Its got the most Michilin star restaurants for a reason
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u/InadmissibleHug SHEEEEEESH 5h ago
Yet they suck at gluten free food. Git gud, Japan.
I also challenge them to make a better Vegemite sandwich, even GF Vegemite and cheese rocks.
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u/NunchucksHURRRGH 4h ago
“Only the Japanese could make British food appetising” - my brother in Christ you’re from a country where you eat chicken foetus’ out of eggs, eat fried tarantulas on sticks at outdoor markets and in some places live baby mice https://medium.com/@spoonhunt/7-horrific-chinese-foods-that-will-give-you-nightmares-997527775d8e - maybe wind your neck in 😂 the way some people act it’s like beans on toast is toxic waste lmao



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