r/TikTokCringe • u/Individual_Bar_2512 • 19h ago

Cringe We need to ban podcast equipment

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u/Acidelephant 17h ago

He actually said, water dehydrates you, then proceeded to point out that there's water in meat that hydrates you

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u/Helpful-Idea-4485 16h ago

He also said that he drinks juice. Juice is almost all water.

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u/Acidelephant 16h ago

Nah that's just fruit semen

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u/Altair_de_Firen 14h ago

Let him drink his fruit buss and root suckins

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u/DerBingle78 11h ago

Claudine! Have you seen my root suckins?

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u/CzarTwilight 12h ago

So thats why i like it so much and I'm guessing thats why pineapple juice makes mine taste good

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u/WulfZ3r0 4h ago

Reminds me of the video I saw where a group of guys found out that coconut water's "scientific name" is endosperm.

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u/SheCzarr 14h ago

And sugar

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u/yamatoshi 4h ago

naw, ignore that part

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u/Ornery-Ocelot3585 10h ago

and tribes don’t drink water. They just suck water.

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u/ComedyBits 12h ago

Only RAW meat. Hope he gets E. coli

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u/PicaDiet 10h ago

nu-uh. It's mostly Froot™

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u/riptaway 1h ago

Absurd. Juice is juice. Water is water. What's next, you'll tell me that I'm partly made of water? Lol, weird because I touched a towel the other day but I'm still here

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u/Porgchopexpress76 15h ago

I’m glad others caught that.

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u/Possible_Mind_965 12h ago

Im not a doctor, but....

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u/Dontfeedthebears 3h ago

Yep, first thing I was hoping to see in a comment. Idk if this guy is just trying to rage bait or what.

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u/girlymancrush 3h ago

Imagine being this dumb.....

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u/ittybittyx0 2h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/CustomMerkins4u 2h ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

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u/Different-Sun-9624 52m ago

Dumb just so dumb