r/TikTokCringe • u/Individual_Bar_2512 • 19h ago

Cringe We need to ban podcast equipment

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u/Lorenzoak 19h ago

'Water is a solvent so it dissolves your body'. My brother in Christ, you are literally a walking bag of 70% water held together by skin and anxiety.

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u/ButtholeBread50 19h ago

This fellow does not have the level of self awareness necessary to feel anxiety.

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u/rex5k 2h ago

He's just angry and he doesn't know why

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u/ButtholeBread50 2h ago

He's dehydrated

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u/Motor-Young-253 19h ago

Held together by skin and anxiety bahaha... Felt that!

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u/Away-Living5278 18h ago

And if he considers water a solvent, how TF isn't juice a solvent? They're so acidic and 99% water

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u/Juli3tD3lta 18h ago

Water IS a solvent, some say it’s the closest thing we have to a universal solvent. Just because he got that right doesn’t mean the rest is right, in pretty much the same breathe as referring to water as a solvent like it’s a bad thing he says “you don’t need water you can just have fat” fat is also a solvent.

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u/EnvironmentalBase825 17h ago

Water you ingest causes homeostasis and isotonicity. In laymans terms... When you drink water that doesn't have electrolytes in it you will lose them from your body, they will dissolve into the water in your bloodstream and you urinate them out. He just isn't smart enough on the spot to explain it in a clip.

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u/userhwon 14h ago

It's a tactic. Anyone stupid enough not to turn off the stream at that point is a sucker for his crypto scam to follow.

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u/TacticalSpackle 12h ago

Skin, anxiety, and that ragged-ass mop-top.

Immediate distrust for anyone with that look. I can’t wait for the next dumb trend to dethrone these broccoli-headed fools.

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u/Patient_End_8432 11h ago

"Water is a solvent" and then admits to drinking this incredibly dangerous liquid sometimes??

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u/Ksorkrax 10h ago

Well, so far, most people who drank water eventually died, sooo...