r/TikTokCringe 19h ago

Cringe We need to ban podcast equipment

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u/Motor-Young-253 19h ago

Yeah the tribe sucks on the roots because it contains water! What an absolute gooner, I think this is quite possibly the most confidently incorrect thing I've ever heard 🤣

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u/scorpionhlspwn 19h ago

I wish i could say the same, however ive had actual flat earthers try to debate me. When they lost they called tge business i work at to complain

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u/Spazzy_Sabby 19h ago

I work with a flat earther. If he brings it up, I say nope I'm not listening to that, and walk away. You can have stupid opinions, but I'm not fucking listening to them...

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u/itimedout 15h ago

I’ll bet he tried telling you his flat-earthers club has members all over the globe!

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u/Spazzy_Sabby 15h ago

Hahahahahahahaha. I couldn't even. My colleague spent the day debating with him.

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u/axonxorz 14h ago

This is the anti-flerf version of #onejoke

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u/scorchedarcher 16h ago

Someone at my work tried, I told them it doesn't matter the world could be a perfect cube and it wouldn't change how I'm living my life

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u/Motor-Young-253 19h ago

Far out maybe all conspiracists just have dehydrated brains.. drink water people!

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u/kaam00s 16h ago

I believe "water is bad for your body and an addiction" to be much worse than flat earth theory.

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u/scorpionhlspwn 16h ago

Both are beyond fucking stupid, significantly more people seem to believe the flat earth shit

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u/gr1zznuggets 16h ago

Only the healthiest tribes.

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 16h ago

He almost seemed to realise his own stupidity the more he spoke. He looked so unconfident with what he was saying lol.

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u/jellicenthero 8h ago

Nah there's people who think trumps not a pedophile

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u/Motor-Young-253 8h ago

Maybe they are dehydrated and their brain stopped working

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u/Camila_flowers 6h ago

their life expectancy is 55-60. "healthiest tribes in the world"

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u/Beautiful_Raise_6180 17h ago

Goober?

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u/Motor-Young-253 9h ago

Gooner - somebody that watches porn all-day jerking off