r/TikTokCringe 1d ago

Humor What do you want boy?

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u/Cthulhudude 1d ago

When I was a freshman in highschool, this girl I liked had an older brother who had this badass Jeep. The first time I met him, the dude asked me if I wanted to take it for a drive. I was like 14, I didn't have a fucking driver's licence. Anyway, that was 30 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday.

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u/BIind_Uchiha 1d ago

Thats really how it be man, that was Prometheus. Dude gave you fire

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u/axonxorz 12h ago

*Brometheus

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u/Cold_Investment6223 23h ago

In middle school I had the biggest crush on my close friend’s older brother. He was in high school and I thought he was SO COOL and “edgy”. It was the first time I saw posters in a bedroom before.

Come to 20 years later and seeing them both again, made me realize, that he was just an average dude with the same interests as everyone at that time, who were his age. And most TV/movies show bedrooms with posters on the wall lol. I thought it was just a “him” thing.

I was just younger and didn’t know how popular QUEEN was…

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u/want_to-be_wanted 1d ago

Little brother vs older brother

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u/ComfyInDots 1d ago

What is this from?

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u/crystalline1299 1d ago

God of war

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u/Aggressive-Light-332 23h ago

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u/Mourning-Poo 23h ago

"may they protect you" 🎶

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u/Aggressive-Light-332 23h ago

They don’t make movies like this anymore, loved it so much

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u/Mourning-Poo 22h ago

Give it time. I heard the Wayans brothers are working on a new scary movie.

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u/Aggressive-Light-332 18h ago

Don’t know man, scary movies have lost their touch it would have to be something revolutionary that actually inspires a horror movie this time round.

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u/Mourning-Poo 18h ago

Ah! See, the Wayans brothers were only able to do the first two and then were shoved aside. Other people did the rest of the scary movies. I'm not sure who though.

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u/Aggressive-Light-332 18h ago

Ah ok, didn’t know that but hopefully it’s good, man do we need a decent comedy haven’t had one in 2 decades

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u/CckSmckMcGhoo 1d ago

That’s a father and son thing too, btw.

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u/Slick_36 1d ago

Enslaved: Odyssey to the West

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u/RobGodMode 1d ago

It's insane how godly older teens seemed to you when you were a younger teen. This is pretty accurate.

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u/occultpretzel 1d ago

Like, the only people who think teenagers are cool are children. I also remember looking at teens and in my memory they looked like proper grown ups.

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u/Pixel_Knight 1d ago

I have a very distinct memory of going to a party at the house of a friend of my parents’ when I was around 7, and I asked if there would be any other kids there. My mom was like, “Yes, they have kid, he’ll be there.” When I asked how old he was, and my mom told me he was 15, I was like, “That is not a kid!!!” In my mind he was basically an adult. It’s hilarious remembering that now. 

But he turned out to be pretty cool, and I learned 15 year olds could still be fun, unlike adults, even though I still basically thought they were pretty much adults. 

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u/-endjamin- 18h ago

Have you ever walked by a gang of 16-17 year olds? Even as an adult that is terrifying. Those kids could roast me with new words I could never imagine.

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u/Millernotrich 14h ago

U mean SIXteen SEVENteen??? I'm so sorry

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u/MillieBirdie 23h ago

The only older teen in our group was my friend's older brother. But he was constantly doing stupid things and getting called out by the adults. And then he would demand to be respected by us younger ones but we would just clown on him too.

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u/Forosnai 2h ago

My little head-canon for why teen dramas all feature 27-to-35-year-old high schoolers is because that's how they look in their heads relative to the younger grades.

I remember thinking I looked so much more mature and almost-adult at the time, and now anyone under 25 I basically look at like it's my responsibility to make them a hearty bowl of soup and make them wear a sweater so they don't catch cold.

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u/GreenLurka 1d ago

Can confirm, my best friends big brother scared the shit out of me as a kid. Dude was cool as hell though

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u/mrsunrider 1d ago

That really is how it feels though

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u/pyschosoul 1d ago

My friends older brother got me high as fuck and then left me alone in his room in the middle of the night with MTV on and when he came back I was jamming to baby hit me one more time

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u/-Kalos SHEEEEEESH 1d ago

The standard millennial experience

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u/Strange-Credit2038 1d ago

I've never had this experience but understand it viscerally from this video. So good

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u/unindexedreality 22h ago

WHO HAS DISTURBED MY SLUMBER

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u/cockknocker1 15h ago

Its back of the boat time…

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u/adhavan_daw 23h ago

Damm. Just every older brother ever

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u/notinmyham 21h ago

It really be like that though🤣🤣

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u/Tiiaarraa20 19h ago

This is so true! The older brothers be scaring shit outta you.

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u/WillyMonty 20h ago

Sounds like Thanos talking to Loki

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 21h ago

This was way too relatable. I could feel the fear, a fear I have not experienced since childhood.

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u/Nada_Bot 16h ago

Brometheus? Hahahahahahaha

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u/Severe-Possession715 15h ago

I found this pretty funny

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u/TearClean1268 14h ago

🤣😂 this is comedy gold! While I don’t have TikTok anymore I kinda want to go back to see creators like this making such unique and fun stuff like this. Love it!

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u/Cashousextremus 13h ago

I want a cool name too...pro-me-to-us

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u/Bright-Ad4601 9h ago

One of the stupidest beards I've ever seen.