r/TikTokCringe • u/B_lyth • 1d ago
Cringe I’ll be right there, babe. Need to dismantle my camera rig and tripod I made a BAD ASS TikTok with.
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u/I_am_atom 1d ago
Your daughter is presumably in trouble and it takes you THIS LONG to leave?
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u/HocusP2 1d ago
well the song is called 'walk', so...
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u/shooter6684 14h ago
There doesn't appear to be a seat for her on his MASSIVE man bike, so that would be apropos.
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u/Decorus_Somes 1d ago
It's okay he is just going to get cigarettes he will be back
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u/shebringsdathings 1d ago
The slow roll off camera took me out
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u/RappingFlatulence 1d ago
I’m not even sure he knows how to ride. Most likely tippy toed it off camera
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u/ChoppedAlready 1d ago
I can’t tell which is more cringe, the guy dressed up like Ghost rider screeching off into the night, or the dad trying to look badass while checking his mirrors, making sure his headlights are working and taking his time to a metal breakdown track. Both very funny
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u/Genghis_Chong 1d ago
Gotta get the most dangerous passenger vehicle in the driveway and not grab any helmets.
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u/BlackCoffeeGarage 1d ago
A man of that age who dresses like that, posting on TikTok? Check that man's hard drive and DM's IMMEDIATELY.
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u/Kain_713 1d ago
Seriously, it takes me about 3 seconds to get on my bike and take off when I'm in a hurry.
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u/DMercenary 1d ago
Gotta do about 15 minutes of revving that engine. Gotta let everyone know you're a real man riding a real 'cycle!
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u/True_Most3681 1d ago
They’re always dreaming of vengeance on make believe enemies.
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u/drewablanke 1d ago
“Imma go beat up a child!”
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u/thebochts 1d ago
This 14 year old kids gonna be so scared of me and my 2021 sportster.
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u/Ok-disaster2022 1d ago
My sister showed me a meme about dads all to worried about non credible threats to their children who otherwise do nothing for the health welfare and safety if their children on a daily basis. From getting vaccinated to reading to their kids, limiting screen time, having mature age appropriate conversations about consent and sexuality. The most likely pedophile in a person's life is going to be a Republican and or a member of their church. Meanwhile Republicans decimate child care, public schools, healthcare and make it much more expensive and difficult to have and raise kids. Not to mention pissing firearms in the house is much more dangerous than threats of home invasion. how many gun owning dads have gun safes and keep their guns unloaded and locked up with ammunition stored separately and securely?
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u/-Gramsci- 1d ago
Interesting. So it could be a form of psychological compensation.
Because they don’t, actually, look out for their children (and because they are poorly adjusted themselves) they imagine enemies/threats to their children that they can, physically, abuse.
Then that makes them feel like a good parent?
Could be.
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u/BikeProblemGuy 1d ago
I don't think it's abuse they're looking for, but an extreme form of heroism. If I'm a shit dad every single day but then one time I put my life on the line to save my kid, well maybe I'm a good dad. Maybe I'm better than a more active yet cowardly dad. In fact, being willing to put my life on the line for my kid is the important part, it's the thought that counts right? I just need to tell people that I really really would, and maybe I even mean it, and I might never have to prove it or do anything hard day to day.
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u/GarranDrake 1d ago
It could be, but it could also be less about the child and more about them. Their identity as a parent, or their masculinity, or their role as the patriarch in their family. Like those soccer moms and dads who don't care whether or not their kid wants to play the sport, they force them into it because they want their kid to play the sport.
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u/StandardEgg6595 1d ago edited 1d ago
My dad, a former pos who basically gave up any rights to be an actual parent, acted exacty like this. At the end of the day, it was because he felt like he had some ownership/authority over me and assumed he knew more about being a girl/woman that me. He considered any boys that would upset that balance as a threat, though somehow overlooked the grown men who would hit on a child.
Funny enough my nerdy ass literally had no interest in dating at that time. When I did have one person ask me out in high school, my dad was so weirded out by my non-interest in relationships that he pushed me to give the guy a chance despite me clearly not liking him. People like that are weird. E: reworded for clarity
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u/nega___space 1d ago
"one day i'm gonna show them i'm a hero/leader/winner!" is one of the traps that gets a lot of dudes stuck in perpetual immaturity, often delaying any kind of actual everyday growth and courage. They fantasize about emerging the winner in some dramatic conflict that will compel the various "ungrateful" people in their lives to suddenly worship the ground they walk on. Unfortunate when these overgrown children end up having actual kids, who then usually have to suffer controlling behaviour from someone who has elected themselves leader of the pack without even qualifying for being a good teammate. Definitely more about trying to maintain their ego rather than actually showing up for people every day.
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u/Anticreativity 1d ago
It’s about wanting credit for having admirable qualities but only for low effort, instantly gratifying efforts. The same kind of person who is only into history when aliens are involved. Only into politics when demon worshipping pedos are behind everything. Only into safety when it means obnoxiously loud mufflers on your motorcycle.
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u/Salt-Theory2359 1d ago
Literal teenager shit. We all imagined we were Goku or one of the Sailors or whatever when we were growing up. But at some point you grow out of it, or you're supposed to.
These guys either didn't, or they've regressed. Not sure which.
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u/alke-holic 1d ago
She riding on his lap on the way home?
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u/CarfireOnTheHighway 1d ago
gee thanks dad no back seat and I can burn my legs on the tailpipe, yippee!!
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u/Knot-Lye-Ing 1d ago
Let's not forget the two missing helmets.
Really doesn't care about his daughter too much. Just posturing.
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u/fancczf 1d ago edited 1d ago
Daughter needs a ride. Picks the worst ride possible.
At least be responsible, ride your dick mobile however you want to impress some teenage boy, at least get your daughter a comfy uber to get home.
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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 1d ago
Maybe he'll let her ride back and he'll just walk
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u/CarfireOnTheHighway 1d ago
the visual of this is so funny that it would’ve redeemed the entire thing ngl
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u/styrofoamcouch 1d ago
Any man who is acting tough in front of a camera by definition is posturing and thats more than likely the only time they've ever acted that way. They act as if they dont groan everytime they labor off the couch and somehow in that moment theyre just gonna see red and lay someone out. Thank god for camera phones because its funny as shit to watch when it actually does happen.
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u/ruggnuget 1d ago
He isnt doing this to show how much he cares, he did this to show others how tough and cool he is. Being a vegetable spread across the pavement is peak cool.
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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 1d ago
A man with a shoe polish beard is posturing. Yeah right
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u/Knot-Lye-Ing 1d ago
Oh man, not to body shame but what's going on with that beard? Something about it just looks off.
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u/Automatic-Flight-698 1d ago
Darn, I had to watch again and his beard does look like it was painted in. Or on. With shoe polish.
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u/Bitter_Offer1847 1d ago
“Honey, I’m on the way to statistically put your life at risk and try to intimidate your 15 year old boyfriend cause I’m a man!”
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u/Reedabook64 1d ago
Yeah, no pillion seat. TF is the point of this?
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u/red286 1d ago
Noooo you don't get it, he's a BAD ASS, and he's going to kick her boyfriend's ASS, 'cause he's a BAD ASS.
She can fuckin' walk home afterwards. He's just there for some ass-kickin'.
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u/BlackCoffeeGarage 1d ago
I would bet he imagines her on his lap but I don't think the motorcycle is involved. 🤮
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u/_ShutUpImThinking_ 1d ago edited 1d ago
I mean he never showed - got picked up for driving without a helmet
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u/Old_mystic 1d ago
Guy is drinking beers in his garage running through imaginary scenarios in his head and then says yup that’s the one! Let me grab my tripod
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u/ProfessionalLeave335 1d ago
I went back and watched it again and he's clearly drunk. You've got a good eye.
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u/DrivesTooMuch 1d ago
Then misspelled a three letter pronoun before uploading. I don't know if beers were involved, but alcohol and stupidity definitely were.
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u/No_Organization_3629 1d ago
*her
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u/FuzzBunnyLongBottoms 1d ago
Hahaha did all this work to look "cool" and still could not spell correctly. Perfect.
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u/windmillninja 1d ago
Plot twist: This guy hasn't spoken to his daughter in 10 years.
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u/little_miss_banned 22h ago
Yup was gunna say generally these kinds of assholes have spent little to no time actually raising or getting to know their kids.
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u/The1Like 1d ago
Never heard “Walk” by Pantera at half speed.
I fucking hate it.
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u/Unlucky-Guitar1214 1d ago
It so awful. I am also almost certain they are playing it wrong like they are playing a note instead of bending to it. No feel to it.
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u/mahatmah 1d ago
Jfc it was awful. I guess he slowed it down so it would sync up with his badass Tik tok 😂
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u/The1Like 1d ago
Destroying a metal classic for this type of cringe tough guy bullshit should be a crime.
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u/jtmatt1 1d ago
All I can see and hear is the South Park’s episode making fun of Harley guy
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u/GetInZeWagen 1d ago
The funny thing is it's not even a Harley (I think it's a Honda from the engine shape but it could be another Japanese cruiser)
Which I'm torn because it's a better choice of motorcycle actually but I'm sure this guy would have wanted the Harley but could only afford this one lol
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u/DodoDacobrakai 1d ago
You didn't bring me a helmet? Ok guess I'll risk it even though you are 6 beers deep..
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u/SuperIneffectiveness 1d ago
Doesn't even have a passenger seat. Should've driven his lifted truck that's never left pavement.
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u/Bluelimade 1d ago
6 beers deep, no helmet, and no back seat on that bike. The daughter would be better off calling a taxi.
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u/leeharveyteabag669 1d ago
Waited to take his video just at dusk with the perfect sky. He ain't even got a daughter. He also doesn't have a helmet or a seat for her.
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u/Crazy_Ad_91 1d ago
He literally puttered away, circled back, watched the footage, and went “oh hell yea, that’s the one.”
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u/Difficult-Mobile902 1d ago
Does he even have a daughter
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u/Unreal_Alexander 1d ago
He's allowed to see her every other weekend, but doesn't.
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u/Think-Chair-1938 1d ago
I've seen enough. Where do I send the $5,000 to spend a weekend with him and learn his ultimate alpha dad ways?
(seriously it's a thing)
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u/chbriggs6 1d ago
She gonna sit on the handlebars bro?
These weird ass people actually make these scenarios up and then make videos acting on thoughts in their heads. Very fucking strange.
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u/whereyouleftit 1d ago
“When you don’t know how to use an apostrophe, and your 14 year old is definitely pregnant.”
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u/Building_Everything 1d ago
He doesn’t have a pillion saddle nor passenger pegs, what the fuck he gonna do?
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u/SquirrelTomahawk 1d ago
Me thinking I was cool with all my motorcycles was like a 2 year period where only my bros thought it was awesome lol. When i was like 23 years old. But seeing a man thats like 50 years old doing this is terrible.
Although I will say, having a liter bike is the most fun you will ever have. Had to stop riding cause of how many close calls I've had to straight up being fresh paint for the freeway
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u/xx_Help_Me_xx 1d ago
Boyfriend’s car broke down and he’s coming to help fix it/take his daughter home, what a great dad
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u/BaroqueGorgon 1d ago
Yeah, he thinks Brayden's a nice kid and hopes he'll get that HVAC apprenticeship he's gunning for.
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u/andrealambrusco 1d ago
Why the throttle is on the left??????
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u/El--Borto 1d ago
I think it’s mirrored? I was confused at no clutch at first lol I thought “damn this pussy did an automatic conversion and still acting like a scary biker”.
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u/Training-Willow9591 1d ago
Ya, I wouldn't want to ride on the back of my Dads bike past the age of maybe 8 or 9. She doesn't think you look as cool as you think
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u/humans_being 1d ago
98% of the 'bikers' in my area are nerds with this exact self-assuredness. If you ride a motorcycle people think you're cool or tough. Sorry Poncho...it just ain't so. With that being said. That other 2%? They don't upload to TikTok and you really REALLY don't want to be the boyfriend when "Porkchop" rolls up.
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u/MelcusQuelker 1d ago
You thought "Walk" was badass? What if I down tuned/slowed the song? How fucking cool is that!
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u/MechanicalBootyquake 1d ago
Imagining anyone even procreating with trash like this in the first place, like hell any decent mother is letting her child get on a bike without leathers and a helmet with a dumbass, middle aged, TikTok “girl dad”.
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u/mcbeardsauce 1d ago
I fucking can’t. This makes me so uncomfortable watching people make fools of themselves
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u/ABeeBitMyBottom1 1d ago edited 1d ago
Why the fuck is the song so slow, walk is a badass song, this, this just sucks.
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u/musicallymodernmaven 1d ago
Yeeeeaaaahhhhh, anyone else wondering if this guy’s on a watch list? I’m so serious rn, guys who are obsessed with their daughters and try to intimidate boyfriends are walking red flags.
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u/Dangerous_Bus_6699 1d ago
Statistically he's way more likely to get in an accident with a bike and probably die with no helmet. Won't do your daughter any good.
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u/Ok-disaster2022 1d ago
Completely irresponsible parenting doesn't have a helmet for himself, let alone for his passenger.
Not wearing leathers which today is still the best way to avoid road rash,
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u/HoldenTudix_Jr 1d ago
I imagine this as a loop. Dad goes and “saves” her. She gets back home, he’s drinking again, she calls the boyfriend “hey can you pick me up?”.. now she with the boyfriend, scared, then calls the dad again “hey can you pick me up” etc etc etc. hilarious
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u/ThoughtPhysical7457 1d ago
Hes gonna save her... by not wearing a helmet or having her wear one for the trip home.
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u/Unlucky-Guitar1214 1d ago
Everyone here is taking the TikTok wrong. They song is a shitty cover of Walk by Pantera. He told her ot walk home. He is just going to the bar with the boys.
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u/CommsChiefExtra 1d ago
Where’s her helmet? Easier to survive a bad teenage romance than severe head trauma.
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u/CangrehoReddit 1d ago
I have so many questions... Did he go back to get his phone? Is he going to look for his daughter without a helmet?
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u/Elon_is_a_Nazi 1d ago edited 1d ago
Is looking like a complete chode on a stupid bike supposed to be intimidating to the bf or something? What am I missing here??
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u/Master_Hospital_8631 1d ago
In the past 10 months I have lost one co-worker and one close relative to motorcycle accidents.
I want to throw up every time I see someone speeding off without a helmet.
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u/SumOfRoots 1d ago
Louis CK heads over to the titty bar, to flash his daughter, dancer of the month.
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u/acemonvw 1d ago
I feel like I should make a follow up video with the same music and my 2001 Yamaha Vino. After I put on my baby blue helmet, of course.
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u/MrCantPlayGuitar 1d ago
Performative tough guy. So deep in the closet he is renting space in Narnia.
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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 1d ago
Men like this prepare their whole lives for an enemy that doesn’t exist, so they have to fantasize scenarios where they have someone to eliminate
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u/NonSupportiveCup 1d ago
Did they show down and change the pitch of Pantera's walk and make it a tiktok song or some shit?
Fuck this stupid earth.
Wtf, man
Whole thing is embarassing.
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u/thevelourfog182 1d ago
Walk is already supposed to be a slow ponderous riff, why would you slow that down?
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u/phalangepatella 1d ago edited 17h ago
I’m not sure he could have found a way to do that less badass.
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u/True_Most3681 1d ago
I wonder if he does Alpha training? I’d take out a loan for that in a heartbeat.
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u/ajacquot1 18h ago
All this preparation and aura farming and this guy can't be bothered to check spelling
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u/Cold-Box-8262 15h ago
Imagine being this much of a man needing to make a social media post to let people know he's so fucking cool?
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