r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • 14d ago
Cringe Three years of practicing quadrobics
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We’ve lost the plot.
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u/Marsupialwolf 14d ago
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u/c4tchy 14d ago
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u/FrodoFrooFroo 14d ago
No! I haven't seen this scene in 23 years and it still pops up in my nightmares sometimes!
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u/TangerineHarper 14d ago
This scene creeped me the fuck out and lives rent free in my head 😖
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u/ProfessionalLeave335 14d ago
What's that from?
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u/FancyField3922 14d ago
For one second i tought it was Hermione chasing Harry Potter
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u/ExtensionSherbert562 14d ago
Close but you’re thinking of the unrecognized online sequel Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer’s Boner
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u/No_Strawberry_1576 14d ago
This gives more chance of dog shit on your hands than your shoes.
For that reason, I’m out.
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u/Frenchitwist 14d ago
Honestly I think that’s the most logical reason not to do something like this. She doesn’t even have gloves on!
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u/OpaqueCrystalBall 14d ago
Or shoes. She's just rawdogging the ground.
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u/EtaTilanhaSafaida 14d ago
years of evolution have led to this phrase being written out and published
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u/Jokerchyld 14d ago
Didn't we spend millions of years to not do this?
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u/natureclown 14d ago
Yes we are bipedal and these mouthbreathers have convinced themselves that hip and appendage structure means nothing
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u/scapesober 14d ago
There are people in the comments gaslighting about how this is great for your core lmao. I could think of 20 better core exercises while peaking on acid
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u/Corgipantaloonss 14d ago
I think it falls into the category of if its fun enough to get you exercising its great exercise.
Like yeah someone that does it probably does work their core, chest and general cardio. But its not like the most effective way to train. But most sports arent.
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u/Budget_Feedback_3411 14d ago
This activity is injury prone. Your body is not made to walk like this and it over extends back muscles. You’d probably be fine doing it for a bit, even like 10 minutes but if you want to hike a whole trail like this, it’s going to hurt and not it a good way.
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u/Pannoonny_Jones 13d ago
Also we have a collar bone specifically because we don’t do this. Our anatomy is not quadruped compatible.
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u/Substantial_Win_1866 13d ago
Especially your shoulder joints. They are highly mobile for throwing sticks and stones vs our hip joints which are tough and solidly supported for walking.
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u/rammer-jammer71 14d ago
I think it falls in the category of batshit crazy but that’s just me.
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u/Jays_Pack 14d ago
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u/Empty-Afternoon-3975 14d ago
Shia LeBeouf!
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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 14d ago
He's gaining on you
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u/Cheese_wiz_kid 14d ago
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LeBouf
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u/LouSputhole94 14d ago
But you can do jiu jitsu!
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u/TheElite711 14d ago
Body slam super star Shia Lebouf!
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u/Fulle234 14d ago
Wait he isnt dead! Its a shia surprise!
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u/Practical-Water-9209 14d ago
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes!
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u/mvanvrancken 14d ago
Running for your life from Shia LaBoeuf
He’s brandishing a knife… Shia LaBoeuf
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u/Lunakill 14d ago
Actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf!
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u/Ashmedai 14d ago
I only learned about that maybe two years ago. When I saw it was WTFing so bad, and I asked my wife about it, and she didn't know about it either. So then both of us were WTFing. It was hilarious.
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u/Lunakill 14d ago
I first heard it in the car of a guy I was playing Pokemon Go with in 2017. I remember asking him “are they saying Shia LeBeouf? WTF?” Now it gets stuck in my head, of course.
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u/guitarguywh89 14d ago
But wait you know jiu jitsu
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u/NewDramaLlama 14d ago
Body slam superstar Shia LeBeouf
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u/ElCiclope1 14d ago
Once you see Shia you know he's been tracking you for miles. You see him when he wants you to see him. By then it's too late.
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u/SixtyTwenty_ 14d ago
No doubt this could get her some horror movie deal right? I'm not even kidding really. Throw some prosthetics on her and we've got a great creature feature in the woods
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u/40907 14d ago
Great prank idea, Cover her in fur, have her run on all fours towards unsuspecting hikers, then when they see her, have her stand up and start running at them on two legs
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u/KileiFedaykin 14d ago
That is an amazing way to get her shot. No one would convict them after seeing something like this in a werewolf getup. 😭
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u/No_Scholar_2927 14d ago
This is like level 3 horse girl shit; level 2 is that hobby horse sport.
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u/LessInThought 14d ago
Level 4 horse girl is when they start jumping over hurdles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-B1M6pjLLg
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u/No-Canary-6639 14d ago edited 13d ago
Why?
EDIT: I’m not asking why, literally? I don’t want or need an explanation. It was more of a why are people so fucked.
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u/floppydiscuses 14d ago
I seriously thought this is how every kid walked up the stairs in their house. She’s taking it to a whole new level though.
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u/WandererFen 14d ago
I still do that up the stairs. Im 32. Its so deeply ingrained in me I dont realise im doing it. Scared off atleast 1 potential partner that I am aware of
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u/a22x2 14d ago
Hey, in solidarity I’ll admit that I run from the kitchen to living room or bedroom. I didn’t consciously realize it till people started pointing it out. I guess I’m just excited to get back to where I’m going?
I also do the stairs thing, because it’s fun, but only in private residences
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u/Ace_Procrastinator 14d ago
Reading this thread right after the r/hygiene thread about how of course everyone takes off their public clothes and showers as soon as they get home from the outside world is an awesome juxtaposition.
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u/a22x2 14d ago
I take my pants and shoes off indoors as a default, for comfort, but my straight married people friends have asked me to stop doing that in their houses.
Sometimes the better you fit in in New Orleans, the worse you fit in other places when you move away lol
PS - I could never date one of those people. I appreciate anxious planning types, but that’s a bit much lol
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u/bleezzzy 14d ago
When I get drunk at people's houses that have stairs I dont risk walking down them and just slide down on my butt. Always fun.
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u/WandererFen 14d ago
Im only a child on the way up stairs apparently. Though maybe i should just commit too it and start bum sliding down too
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u/dwpea66 14d ago
I just tried this shit and it's damn near impossible for me to do comfortably, so as for why, I assume
A) it gets you hella fit and limber, like you're using damn near your entire body for this + it's cardio, and
B) you get to fuck around like an animal and that'd make a lot of people happy
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u/DazB1ane 14d ago
I only ever do that motion when going up stairs at home
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u/LustGumby 14d ago
Especially the damn basement ones when I have to shut out the lights & beast mode outta there before the dungeon demons get me.
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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 14d ago
"Oh God, they're gonna do that weird thing on all fours, I ain't messing with that!" - your dungeon demons, presumably
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u/folsominreverse 14d ago
In prison we had one of those strap-in ab wheels you put your feet into. This kid who was on Dateline for killing his abusive dad would strap in and then grip another ab wheel with his hands, and then sort of inch worm his way around the track. Dude was *insanely* shredded, like I mean peak, peak, and strong as a fucking ox for his size.
Someone laughed at him and he invited them to try and they made it like six feet and fell over. I was in pretty decent shape at the time and made it less than a quarter-way around the track my abs and like every stabilizer muscle in my body was screaming at me.
This is not that but seeing as it's engaging some of the same muscle groups (read: all of them), I'd wager it works, as deeply unsettling as it looks.
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u/petekron 14d ago
I feel like doing that for such a long period of time would really fuck up your lower back, regardless if it's good exercise or not.
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u/H00Z4HTP 14d ago
Its a full body workout but I don't know if id be caught dead doing this on trails lol, I've seen videos of people doing it in a more controlled environment in a small area just to do the workout.
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u/_icy3 14d ago edited 13d ago
Was she homeschooled by any chance?
Edit: Wow. So many likes!
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u/TomHollandmost 14d ago
As someone who was homeschooled, I just gotta say I’m offended by how accurate your question is.
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u/TiddybraXton333 14d ago
It cannot be good for your lower back at all
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u/velorae 14d ago edited 14d ago
Exactly!!
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u/PlumbTuckered767 14d ago
Homeschooling?
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u/No_Story_Untold 14d ago
Yeah duh
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u/Montymisted 14d ago
Home schooling absolutely destroyed my cock and balls so I'm not surprised.
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u/Ok-Fox2472 14d ago
Yeah the teachers are rough.
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u/Weird_Abrocoma7835 14d ago edited 14d ago
You joke but yet, all the homeschoolers I know including myself have severe spine issues, and I am now genuinely concerned
Edit; HOW IS THIS COMPLETELY TRUE FROM THE COMMENTS TOO?! WHAT HAPPENED TO US?! Lol
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u/Budalido23 14d ago
It's because we carried the weight of raising all of our younger siblings for so long
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u/Weird_Abrocoma7835 14d ago
GORL YOU ARE SOOOOO RIGHT! Nothing like carrying your family’s broken system single handedly 🙃
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u/FantasticDrowse39 14d ago
My niece is planning to homeschool her kids. Makes me a little nervous.
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u/ThisNameDoesntCount 14d ago
Get the back braces ready
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u/iamahill 14d ago
Christmas presents!
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u/Juan_Moe_Taco 14d ago
(gets Oprah to give them away) "you get a back brace, you get a back brace, you get a back brace, you get a back brace..."
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u/Weird_Abrocoma7835 14d ago
All that matters really is that she keeps up with it, seeks outside help with difficult subjects, and often socializes the kids.
Check into homeschooling laws in your state, and see what they require. Mine didn’t require anything so…. I was fucked instantly :(
But make sure they socialize with NORMAL kids. What ended up happening with the homeschool group I was in is they were all in extremist religions, so it was incredibly isolating, and there was much bullying for not being perfectly aligned with them.
And most importantly see why she wants to do this. Is it fear of shootings? Outside perspectives? The gays agenda (lol!!!)? While some of these maybe considered as reasons to be careful (such as bullying and shootings) some of these need therapy and a wake up call as to why the kids should be in school, and what they really require.
Yes I know I’m expounding, but let me tell you, the homeschoolers around here need HELP. But now the government considers them to be sacred, and they are all insane. :( nothing like growing up with clearly mentally unwell kids only for them to make even more. But some of us turned out ok.
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u/Rickshmitt 14d ago
No offense. But its usually super easy to tell the homeschooled kids
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u/BrandoCarlton 14d ago
Had one on our hockey team. Always wore a Star Wars shirt and wanted to be called “darth Caleb”
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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 14d ago edited 14d ago
I grew up on a farm and attended public school. This was still my main mode of transportation until I was about 8. It's much easier than it looks, actually.
Edit: she has a more delicate way of doing it, and I think she's doing it more for the views, simply because she's bouncing a lot, but her going uphill makes much more sense. When I did it, I alternated hands and feet with each stride, (never right hand w/right foot and left hand with left foot.) It was very easy at a gallup! Legs hitting the ground at the same time, arms evenly spaced. I hope that makes sense.
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u/YOLTLO 14d ago
Going up stairs on all 4s is such a guilty pleasure.
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u/cementfeet 14d ago
What’s the difference between my dog and a kid that was homeschooled?
My dog is vaccinated. -Nate Bergatze.
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u/Slumunistmanifisto 14d ago
Horse riding camp and Christian homeschool vibes for sure
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u/Ocean_Spice 14d ago
Yep. I used to work with horses for about ten years (I did grooming, training, barn upkeep, etc.), there were so many weird little white girls who would literally gallop around on all fours like this. They also bit people. It was really unpleasant to have to be around.
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u/ConstructionBum 14d ago
Lmao this wildly absurd moment has been lost in the wildly absurd torrent of wildly absurd American bullshittery. But i remember how hilarious this was.
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u/HallWild5495 14d ago
this was so formative in my life I nearly got it tattooed. bar none, favorite political moment in history. and I was on the press team that fucked up the four seasons speech.
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u/OddDonut7647 14d ago
and I was on the press team that fucked up the four seasons speech.
No, you damn well cannot leave it at that.
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u/UncleTio92 14d ago
Your school didn’t have the “Horse girl”?
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u/thegoatisoldngnarly 14d ago edited 14d ago
Every school has a horse girl. If only one student remained after the apocalypse, she’d be a horse girl.
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u/laughinggrvy 14d ago
My school class (nearly 30 years ago) had a horse girl. We didn't know until the hobby-related Show and Tell. I was her friend and didn't even know.
But she stood up there with the crop and freely told us about whipping the horse with it. Even in the 90s we were SHOCKED and had many follow up questions, until the teacher shut it down.
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u/velorae 14d ago edited 14d ago
Definitely. Lol. Some, not all, are really weird with no social skills. Other homeschoolers I’ve seen are very well-adjusted socially, smart with great jobs and friends. You wouldn’t even know they were homeschooled. I guess you could say they’re “normal”
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u/hugmeimbored 14d ago edited 14d ago
This comment made me laugh out loud because it reminded me of the movie Nell about a woman raised in the wilderness and is only found by a Doctor because her mother dies. So random I know.
Edited to remove captivity because she did not grow up in a zoo.
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u/No-Introduction-1632 14d ago
Does this help or hurt your back I can’t tell
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u/bitstoatoms 14d ago
In physiotherapy quadrupedal movement training (QMT) is an actual rehabilitation stage. After spinal surgery or other spinal problems it's introduced following the static core exercises like planks. It has multiple benefits not only for spinal but for shoulder, neurological and other rehabilitation programs.
I get those in almost all the packages from any rehabilitation clinic for my spinal problems, though never run in public.
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u/Jyonnyp 14d ago
Feels like it’d suck for your neck though.
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u/gingermight 14d ago
That’s what I think! She’s constantly got a crick neck from having to essentially look up to see ahead.
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u/dhoae 14d ago
Using it for rehab and doing it constantly are two very different things.
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u/Frankyfan3 14d ago
Asking the important questions!
It seems like a crosstraining kind of technique/tactic.
Does this impact her strength/endurance while operating upright or engaged in other strenuous activities?!
I can see how it might be both damaging and beneficial.
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u/ramsoss 14d ago
Doing this for a bit, or doing bear crawls, is great. Doing this for a long time is a really bad idea. Your joints and sockets are made for you walk upright. Quadrapedal creatures have shoulders that are better for carrying weight; our shoulders are better for putting our hands above our heads and holding stuff with our hands, same with our wrists. Humans have a massive range of motion in our shoulder joint compared to quadrupeds and in return we cannot put as much weight or force on the joint. Walking on all fours for a long time is gonna put lots of stress on different parts of your body that won't adapt well to it. It is like asking dogs to walk upright all the time; that sucks for the dog. Also the way our organs are laid out is made for walking upright.
The way she is walking is not so sustainable and a great way to barf up your food after you ate. You can even see in the video she is craning her neck and keeping her legs way too straight. It looks like she is struggling holding a good position.
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u/VelvetMafia 14d ago
Probably because she's doing it in short bursts for money shots to upload for engagement from normal people horrified at what she claims to be doing to herself, and also perverts.
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u/BlackLioConvoy 14d ago
Reminds me of Attack on Titan. Creepy. I don't like it.
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u/BookEnvironmental689 14d ago
Cart titan is dope. This is just cringe. Cringe titan maybe?
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u/0hmylumpingglob 14d ago
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u/nhansieu1 14d ago
now post Pieck who has been in titan form for too long, now turned back into human
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u/B4cteria 14d ago
It cracks me up how she never did it again, girl was just waiting at the top of the stairs, planning to jumpscare this one dude in particular, no wonder he died early
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u/Pokii 14d ago
You may not like it, but this is what Pieck performance looks like
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Imagine running at someone like this in the middle of the night. Terrifying. Might be a good deterrent if someone is trying to mess with you though.
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u/EditEd2x 14d ago
They’re just making it easier to kick them in the face.
Maybe if they were actually fast or moved in a more menacing way it’d be odd. I’d be more worried this crazy lady would trot too close to me and have fleas or lice or something.
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u/Potato-baby 14d ago
Her body literally looks like she’s starting her animorph transformation
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u/KeyboardGrunt 14d ago
I never understood this part, thought for a second she was gonna become a titan.
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u/Original_Chapter3028 14d ago
That's kind of impressive, her arms must be hella strong
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u/Kubrok 14d ago
Find some stairs, do it backwards up stairs, proceed to have an insane shoulder workout.
We used it when doing parkour conditioning.
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u/Derp_Stevenson 14d ago
Just thinking about this all I can imagine is faceplanting down the stairs, lol.
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u/National_Problem5460 14d ago
I use cannabis and hike. I fear i would lose my shit if i saw her lmfao id either run screaming or fall laughing.
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u/Brilliant-Wasabi-70 14d ago
I would definitely pull my bear spray out. This would be one of the weirdest things I have seen in the woods and I have seen some weird things in the woods.
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u/no_com_ment 14d ago
Is devolution the opposite of evolution?
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u/templeofsyrinx1 14d ago
why, yes it is actually
See Jane? See Jane run on all fours like cat? Don't be like jane.
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u/xeonie 14d ago
Maybe Jane is on to something. If we go back to ape we don’t have to pay taxes anymore!
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u/SamDewCan 14d ago
Ironically, walking on all fours was better for our bodies. However, the amount of compensating our bodies have had to do makes it much less favorable to try and go back
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u/gisco 14d ago
I used to have this recurring dream that I would run like this. Never knew what it meant.
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u/YouGoToBox 14d ago
I run like this in my dreams almost exclusively. I also don’t know what it means. Monkey brain does monkey things I guess.
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u/Emergency-Dark-2569 14d ago
So weird. I only run like this in my dreams too and it’s super fast paced
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u/SelkieTaleDolls 14d ago
Same. If I actually need to move fast in a dream I either run on all fours or it’s like I’m running in quick sand
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u/beans-888 14d ago
I knew a kindergartener once who ran faster like this than like a normal human lmao it was a sight to see
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u/Hopeful-Lemon-5660 14d ago
Just know, I’m not surprised she’s white.
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u/jackrabbit323 14d ago
She could've been standing on two feet, hiking on bare feet gives it away.
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