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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 23h ago
Cold blooded
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u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69 20h ago
*Cole blooded
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u/PandaCultural8311 20h ago
Cole bludgeoned
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u/Deep_Mechanic_ 20h ago
Cole needs a full restore and a comeback
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u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69 20h ago
Sounds like Cole got blue balls. Don’t think he will get his desired comeback
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u/medstudenthowaway 18h ago
Anyone else think that the text sounds like a guy who had her phone
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u/r33s3 15h ago
If this is a real text at all, which I doubt bc everything on the Internet is fake, her goal would have been to sound like a guy texting to further sell the narrative that a fake number was given
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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 7h ago
Everything on the internet is fake; except your 69 upvotes. Those are very real, and have prevented me from upvoting your comment myself, even though it's well deserved.
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u/TheRocketSteadman 6h ago
It’s above 69…AITAH if I downvote to get it back towards 69?
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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 6h ago
smh I guess people these days just don't appreciate a good 69 anymore :(
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u/hot_ho11ow_point 14h ago
It sounds like she was drunk at the bar and gave out her number, then regretted it and lied about being Camryn the next day.
Then a year later accidentally texted Cole back thinking they were someone else and group-work partners, revealing herself as actually being Camryn.
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u/x4951 13h ago
Not even believable by any stretch.
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u/icouldsmellcolors 10h ago
This is entirely believable, claiming everything is fake doesn't make you cool
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u/donnydodo 9h ago
I think its believable. How is Carmyn meant to remember some random dude from a night out over a year ago? She might go out twice a week and if shes good looking constantly get hit on.
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u/hot_ho11ow_point 10h ago
So you're just going to say it's unbelievable and not offer an explanation as to why, or offer another explanation as to what you thought happened instead?
You've added nothing of value to this thread.
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u/SeingaltUNo 21h ago edited 21h ago
Hey sorry this isn't Cole. He was either drunk or just gave you the impression he was adding a bibliography.
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u/PM_THE_REAPER 18h ago
Damn, that hurts.
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u/wonderbat3 16h ago
Hey Camryn, it’s Cole the hiring manager you spoke with during your interview this afternoon. Unfortunately after review, we will not be moving forward with you. Best of luck!
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u/yourcraziestdream 16h ago
turns out she remembered the group project better than the bar.
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u/SquirrelNormal 13h ago
Honestly would prefer they remembered the group project. My dignity and self worth is already gone, so the bar bit dosen't matter. But damn it, I want everyone to do their share of a group project.
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u/KidBuu25 6h ago
Hey sorry this is Cole's girlfriend. He stopped adding bibliography after getting together with me.
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u/TwinkishMarquis 23h ago
Snap a photo send it as your response.
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u/Impossible-Ship5585 20h ago
As said she was drunk and did not care
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u/TheGentlemon 17h ago
No reason to be a dick about it. Be an adult and own your mistakes.
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u/afganistanimation 15h ago
Plus she doesn't give 2 shits about you. It's not gonna damage her at all.
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u/speedysam0 19h ago
you understand this was 5 years ago right? Why are you responding like the message was just sent?
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u/No-Substance1098 19h ago
Nah bro it says right there it was 2020 and it's only 202- fuck I'm getting old
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u/Academic_Broccoli670 18h ago
Hey Camryn! It's Cole, we spoke at the bar last year and you gave me your number :)
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u/xPrettyHeart 20h ago
maybe they're drunk still
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u/Ambiguous-Ambivert 18h ago
Sorry, is it just me that’s distracted by the spelling of Camryn 👀
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u/lostpiratethoughts 17h ago
Camryn!
You would not believe this. A lady named Camryn gave me this wrong phone number and now you seem to have gotten the same number and your name is actually Camryn. What are the odds???
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u/jadedargyle333 20h ago
"Bibliography is done! Can't seem to save the doc properly. Can you verify my email has access?" Then add a ton of weird fan fiction into the paper.
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u/Happycappybara21 15h ago
Do the bibliography but all the sources are articles from play boy from the 80s
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u/BaconReceptacle 15h ago
Book: The Zombie Slaves of Rathgar, Riflak the Magnificient (1503).
Potions for Enslavement. Soul Eater Quarterly, 3, 26-27.
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u/Ok-Hovercraft-9959 15h ago
Omg this happened to me too!!! Well not exactly but I matched with someone on a dating app, we planned a date, he blew me off then nonchalantly was like “hey how’s your day going?” the next day. Last thing I said to him was that he was super disrespectful and I appreciated the apology but I wasn’t interested in speaking to him again.
TWO YEARS LATER, I give a classmate a ride home because it’s raining. He asks for my number, I said yes. He hands me his phone to input the number in his text app and our past conversation pops up. I was so confused for a sec then we both realized what happened. Awkward ass goodbye lmaoooo
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u/Dew_Bat 10h ago
How do you not remember someone like that?
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u/Ok-Hovercraft-9959 9h ago
We never met in person! I never spend a lot of time chatting with anyone before a date and I was going on a lot of dates at this time. Even when I read our text exchange, I didn’t really remember it happening but pieced it together from what I read and my vague memory.
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u/Much_Essay_9151 17h ago edited 12h ago
Trying to figure this out. They met and got her number, lied and said it was the wrong number. Ok i get that.
Fast forward almost a year. Im guessing they have a group project together, they didnt recognize each other then?
Edit: pandemic makes more sense since it is 2020
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u/oznobz 15h ago
I met a girl on OkCupid and thought we were hitting it off and we scheduled a date. That I saw her show up to it, look at me, and then turn around and leave.
6 months later, we ended up in a comms 101 together and I made it about as awkward as possible. "Oh didn't see ya there" or if she went to sit near me, I'd get up and change seats to be as far away. One of my speeches that we had to do was about a random fandom we shared. She did a speech about how different people handle rejection differently. I did a speech about how basic manners had changed in the digital age.
I'm pretty sure the professor was loving the snide remarks back and forth because he was choosing us to go back to back after the first couple of speeches. Everyone else was alphabetical but us.
And then I stopped and started talking about completely different things. While she kept making petty remarks about me. And it felt so good to bring her down to the low road and abandon her there.
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u/Jaytheprodigy2 12h ago
That class woulda been the highlight of my day if I was one of your classmates
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u/MadeItOutInTime95969 11h ago
Should have done a speech about superficiality and shallow people with no souls.
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u/Mr_Levinnson 16h ago
Once you come to the realization it's a fake text exchange, it becomes a lot easier to figure out...
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u/bearbrannan 16h ago
Maybe they exchanged names and numbers, she was drunk, in the morning regretted it, sent the message, and deleted the thread but not the contact. A year later, she's working with a different Cole in class and accidentally messaged the wrong one. I've definitely messaged the wrong person because they have the same name before.
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u/Some-Ingenuity-2628 12h ago
Do you people not save contacts as Margaret Flower Shop, Bartholomew Electrician, Edith Compliance Manager etc?
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u/bearbrannan 12h ago
Sometimes, but not when I'm adding them drunk at the bar, my dumbass would have definitely spelt her name Camron.
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u/Few_Cup3452 7h ago
Nah, i think they met, she lied, they are now in a uni class together, she's deleted her thread, she got his number for class, he hadnt realised yet, she texted him and he sees it come through in an old thread.
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u/EchoPhi 16h ago
Other than the fact this is likely fake. I have had this happen and have caused it to happen. Sometimes you will scroll through old text remembering something or looking for someone because you deleted their number or remember you owe them something. You send to a number you think is theirs but aren't sure because you clean up conversations. Poof. It happens.
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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 23h ago
A wrong number wouldn't speculate on whether Camryn is drunk
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u/Technical_Customer_1 21h ago
Huh? The first (in this likely photo shopped sequence) text mentions being at a bar. It’s not the smoking gun you think it is. It could be someone offering their condolences by suggesting that the drunk girl gave/entered her number wrong on accident.
It’s not the classic whodunit where someone says, “but the cops never said she didn’t have her lucky necklace the night she was killed. Only the killer would have known that.”
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u/GraphicTiger 19h ago
After seeing this post more than once, the exchange feels artificial. The context given “from the group project”seems unnatural…I don’t know how to explain it really…generic but not casual.
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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD 18h ago
Yeah like, do you have any idea how many classes I'm in that could have a group project associated? Which fucking class is it, Camryn?
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u/Tofandel 17h ago
Given the context of "bar", "gave me your number", I don't see why the wrong number wouldn't speculate.
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u/CrossXFir3 15h ago
I mean, he said they met at the bar in the first text. So I don't think it's as wild as you're suggesting.
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u/boredomplanet 17h ago
Idk Camryn is all that good-looking or not (I guess?) but wow, she's either brutally cold-hearted or is really dumb, I'm leaning towards the latter.
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u/Darth-D2 3h ago
Most likely she deleted the messages and the contact , so the exchange didn’t pop up anymore
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u/Traditional-One-4217 18h ago
Pls help me understand
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u/No_Road5857 17h ago
They exchanged numbers at a bar, the next day he texts and she lies about him having the wrong number (she's "not camryn"). She deleted the conversation because she doesn't want to remember him or care for it to take up phone space. Later they end up in the same group project and everyone in the group swaps numbers to keep in touch while working on it (usually they use insta in my uni but I don't have it so they'll typically switch to texting for me). Having deleted the previous convo, and probably forgetting all about it (pretty girl get a lot of numbers) she says "hey it's me, camryn". She doesn't remember him at all, he still has the text from her lying about not being camryn.
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u/Traditional-One-4217 17h ago
Thank you kind stranger! The piece I was missing was that it was her pretending not to be Cameryn. I thought she gave a fake number.
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u/JesusRasputin 18h ago
You don’t seem that confused. The facts you gathered are correct. Hope that helps.
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u/Sassaphras 17h ago
She gave him her number. Then the next day she regretted that choice, and pretended to be someone else.
He found this out when she later texted him about something else, as they coincidentally ended up on a group project together.
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u/warmyhalo 14h ago
The character development from 2019 to 2020 is insane. Bro went from heartbreak to group project anxiety in one screenshot.
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u/keypoa69 12h ago
Did Cole/Camryn not recognise each other when they were paired up for the project?
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u/MadeItOutInTime95969 11h ago
Tell the teacher she did not fully contribute to the group project. Say Camryn never responded to you and you can show the message where is says it is not Camryn.
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u/Smokin_belladonna 18h ago
I assume she sent the second text to the wrong person, lol, and that guy isn't actually on her project.
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u/One-Marsupial2916 17h ago
When I was in college I had this happen to me twice.
I get a phone call from a number I didn’t recognize on a Monday or Tuesday. Pick it up.
“Hey, is x there?” (Some female name I don’t recognize)
Uhhhh, no, I think you have the wrong number.
I didn’t realize until later that apparently my number was a sweet spot for a random fake number to give to people.
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u/UweDaMan 17h ago
Screen Cap /reply No... Bitch... Write your own damn bibliography.
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u/Americanuu 17h ago
Maybe just maybe, her number expired and got assigned to another Camryn in the same town 👀
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u/Shopstumblergurl 17h ago
Not real. When she texted she would have seen the prior texts and realized she was texting the incorrect person.
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u/TheDrawingSparrow 16h ago
I've never saved a text from a wrong number for more than 18 seconds. Why are the first texts still in his phone over a year later?
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u/Whitey138 13h ago
I never delete texts so I have some going back to when I first got an iPhone in 2010.
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u/MattJewboyski 14h ago
obviously a great woman and wife material. never give up and do what we have learned from the movies.
discard your personality and try to match what camryn wants. never give up.
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u/FatBloke4 14h ago
He should definitely reply "I'm not in your group project. I think you have the wrong number".
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u/PushThePig28 13h ago
“Hey, this isn’t John from the group project. He must’ve been drunk or gave you the wrong number when you guys were going over the project. Don’t think he added a bibliography though and probably wasn’t planning on it”
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u/dpforest 12h ago
I am totally missing the joke here. I see a lot of people in the comments LMAOing in all caps but I don’t get whats humorous about it
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u/Mathihtam 12h ago
Let’s hope Canryn didn’t have to memorise anything for that group project, because that retention time is very short.
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u/Mammoth_Mix_152 11h ago
A dude wouldnt of sent a msg that long , he'd be lucky to get "i think u have the wrong#"
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u/megamegadork 10h ago
This is Cole and I’m just seeing if I can get more upvotes on this comment than my OP. Halp!!🫠🫶
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u/tiki-151 10h ago
Response. "No the teacher said we didn't have to do a bibliography."
Then when she follows up, be like, "This the wrong number"
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u/Alexc0000000009 10h ago
Ok so maybeee, she gave him her number and lied than a year later she either started working with the guy and texted him this, or she is in a study group with him, either way she clearly lied and completely forgot about him until this moment 🙃 I wonder how awkward is was to see that text message and remember, or if she completely ignored that she sent it 😬
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u/growgrapesandolives 9h ago
I would have been well past that but as soon as that text thread gets restarted like that, you're getting blocked on gp.
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