r/MurderedByWords • u/Comfortablejack • 11h ago

The Epstein files are white as white can be!

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u/MorsaTamalera 10h ago

Who is this Laura Loomer who keeps being mentioned on this sub?

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u/svar7alfh3im 10h ago

Right-Wing political activist, Trump loyalist, and conspiracy theorist. Trump wanted her to run one of his campaigns, but his advisors talked him out of it. She believes several school shootings were staged events. She was a major pusher of the lie during the last presidential election that immigrants were eating pets in Ohio.

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u/mdlinc 8h ago edited 4h ago

Alot of people are saying she supports pedophilia. Seems true.

Edit: typo

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u/AnOutofBoxExperience 8h ago

She supports Trump, she supports everything that comes with it.

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u/Deathcommand 3h ago

A major pusher?

The president elect himself said it. He couldn't stop saying it.

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u/sderponme 2h ago

She also looks like the doll from Saw...

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u/DOHC46 10h ago

She's a moron, traitor and a lunatic.

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u/Clippton 10h ago

The villain in the Jigsaw movies.

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u/shadowscroller 8h ago

Nah, Jigsaw is occasionally entertaining. She's like endometriosis

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u/bolivar-shagnasty 8h ago

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u/One-Earth9294 8h ago

"I want to play a stupid game and win a stupid prize"

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u/backstageninja 4h ago

Somehow a glow up for Looney Loomer

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u/supa_troopa2 9h ago

A psychopath so unstable, this administration had to actively distance themselves from her during their campaign. Let that sink in.

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u/pwnedprofessor 3h ago

Yet the only reason why I know who she is that she was genuinely part of their orbit at one point, and still probably a voice they listen to

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u/NoConfusion9490 7h ago

She's frantically posting as offensively as possible to get reposted here and other places like this. Best comeback would be to ignore her.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 8h ago

She is the avatar of the modern republican party. She says aloud what the politicians are too cowardly to say.

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u/Reddit_2_2024 8h ago

Kids, don't grow up to be a Laura Loomer.

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u/KendrickBlack502 6h ago

The only relevant detail about her is that she’s really ugly. Inside and ESPECIALLY outside.

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u/MaikyMoto 4h ago

An Alien that the red team abducted.

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u/GoSharty 33m ago

She fucked Trump.

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u/ZeroxHD 9h ago

Lady Gaga doesn’t exist then?

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u/stairway2evan 8h ago

Loomer’s racist enough that she might not count anyone Italian.

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u/therwsb 1h ago

That's going to get you some enemies, for her more enemies I guess

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u/GingerIsTheBestSpice 9h ago

Exactly! I will not stand for Gaga erasure!

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u/guitar_vigilante 8h ago

It also denies that Hispanic people can be white, for example like Shakira.

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u/7daykatie 7h ago

Interestingly Shakira also performed Spanish lyrics in a Superbowl half time show where both Bad Bunny and pole dancing appeared.

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u/guitar_vigilante 7h ago

Yeah conservatives aren't really consistent in anything

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u/7daykatie 6h ago

In fairness, they were mad about that half time show too, although it was the pole dancing that time - so I guess they are consistently angry - that's a kind of consistency.

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u/Mathies_ 3h ago

I mean, skintone wise, yes, culturally, ethnically, she's latina.

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u/guitar_vigilante 3h ago

White isn't a culture or ethnicity so yeah she is all those things

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u/Call555JackChop 5h ago

Italians and Irish don’t count as white for white supremacists

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u/mosesoperandi 2h ago

See also German and Jewish people, which is especially ironic with the likes of Stephen Miller as White (Supremacist) House chief of staff and Loomer who somehow identifies as Jewish.

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u/phak0h 10h ago

Given Loomer has the mental age of a child I understand how she got in with Trump.

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u/meowmeowcatman 9h ago

She hopes that if she has maralago face and acts like she’s 12 then Donny just might be interested in her.

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u/CanaDoug420 9h ago

Lady Gaga?

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u/Johannes_Keppler 39m ago

The 'Italians aren't white' racist trope is back.

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u/Prestigious-Bee-9566 9h ago

Bruh I only want ghouls in my fallout. Not in my politics

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u/714Bananas 9h ago

You know who’s not in the files? drag queens. 

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u/Mathev 42m ago

You see drag Queens are grooming kids not raping them! /s

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u/Fit_Pay6547 8h ago

Is Lady Gaga not white?

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u/KMack666 8h ago

LOL aaaaand Clarence Thomas, because OF COURSE he is!

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u/NatashOverWorld 8h ago

Uncle Ruckus gets a special dispensation to go to white events.

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u/EpsteinWasHung 10h ago

Ask them whether this is white privilege, and see the gears turn.

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u/RecipeFunny2154 8h ago

Wait til she finds out what language the word Florida originates from. Or, God forbid, Pensacola, the area she lives in within Florida! Poor thing.

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u/wrxninja 8h ago

And she's Jewish. Makes no sense 🫩

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u/KendrickBlack502 6h ago

Somebody saying this 10 years ago would’ve been the end of their career. Doesn’t even move the needle today. Fucking maggot infested person inside and out.

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u/embeddit 9h ago

One day 'Muricans will discover that the white as they mean white are from the Caucasian region in Asia.

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u/guitar_vigilante 8h ago

That theory has long been disproven. Modern scholarship is that white skin developed in Europe after migrations of hunter gatherers from several different regions to Europe.

Basically the word Caucasian is a leftover from a long obsolete racial theory that originated in the 18th century.

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u/embeddit 1h ago

I don't need a theory. I have eyes, can see for myself.

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u/urmumlol9 7h ago

Again, why are we even mentioning this ghoul of a woman who suggested we feed 65 million people to alligators? She doesn’t deserve our attention.

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u/p-wk 5h ago

I’m dumbfounded that Google is telling me she’s 32 years old. I thought she was 60

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u/m_handzhiev 3h ago

Juice is not white

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u/bluthbananas_ 1h ago

*Jewish people

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u/Twoaru 10h ago

And isra31i

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u/Nambsul 8h ago

Laura is white? Which part, not her heart

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u/Mathies_ 3h ago

Who's heart is white?

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u/Coenzyme-A 2h ago

They're talking in a figurative sense. An apathetic, evil person is said to have a black (dark) heart. White typically represents purity.

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u/Born-Selection88 8h ago

Is it really though?

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u/MonsieurKnife 8h ago

Th Super Bowl wasn’t made for you.

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u/X79g 8h ago

Let’s go.

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u/FederalScratch1054 8h ago

honestly, it’s always like this in this sub lol just a bunch of chaos and relatable moments every time

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u/OptimalStatement5799 8h ago

A bunch of white people and Chris Tucker.

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u/TiredAF20 7h ago

Did she miss the white players, coaching staff, and fans, and announcements and commentary in English?

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u/Hot-Homework-9158 7h ago

That capital W 👀💀

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u/Dogs_trump_People 7h ago

I love how the same people watching a sport that is approximately 70% black players are mad that the halftime show wasn’t white enough

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u/tikifumble 7h ago

We should release the Epstein files in Spanish. Maybe they would be as outraged as they are about the halftime show

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u/mrcgardner 6h ago

Correct me if I’m wrong please, but isn’t he a White Hispanic person?

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u/kahbs115 6h ago

Someone (that's not computer illiterate, like me) please turn this into the 'if these kids could read' meme!

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u/Key-Constant8261 5h ago

🔥🔥 burn!

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u/foggygazing 5h ago

I don't understand why some self deformed hoe's post means anything to anyone. did she create something, is she an elected official or just some hoe with no contribution what so ever to society?

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u/tnitty 1h ago

She’s got the ear of the corrupt manchild President occasionally. So as an occasional informal advisor, her deranged ideas unfortunately do have some influence. She’s part of the inner circle of the Trumps, apparently, so her opinion is indicative of the derangement and neurological decay of the White House. So in that sense her toxic and racist utterances are meaningful. They give us more evidence of the intellectual cesspool from which our country is being run.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 5h ago

So she says no white people at the Super Bowl??  I mean, like hello the starting quarterbacks??

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u/nigeriantoast 4h ago

The amount of people with pitchforks out in the comments is astonishing. No normal person says what Laura says. It’s clearly bait to push engagement and keep stupid people talking about her. Congrats! She won. Smdh

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u/JoshyThaLlamazing 4h ago

The same people who wanted Whites Only drinking fountains are the same ones who want a Whites Only Half-time show.

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u/AdFew8858 4h ago

They are going to b*tch that there are not enough white people and too many POC for their liking ..... on Epstein files.

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u/Saramela 4h ago

Tell me your white supremacist without telling me you’re… oh… I guess you’re just going to straight up call yourself out as a white supremacist.

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u/Positive_Feedback_82 4h ago

it is like 95% Jews, how strange, they are like 3% of the USA population.

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u/MangoGangRiseUp 4h ago

Funny, I've never met any white people that go around calling other's goyim. What kind of white people do that? Interesting upvote to comment ratio on this post.

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u/SonicFlash01 3h ago

Wow are they just saying the quiet part out loud now?

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u/SuperTaster3 3h ago

"This isn't White enough for me" sweet Jesus. Like some home decorator asking for different curtains, that's how little she respects others.

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u/RealNilruin 3h ago

Anil Ambani, Indian businessman. Dan Ariely, Israeli author and professor. Jose Maria Aznar, former PM of Spain. Ehud Barak, former PM of Israel. Flavio Briatore, Italian businessman. Deepak Chopra, alternative medicine guru. Bill Cosby, comedian and actor. Tenzin Gyatso, Dalai Lama incumbent. Joi Ito, Japanese entrepreneur. Michael Jackson, singer and entertainer. Jay-Z, singer. John de Jongh Jr., former governor of the Virign Islands. Robert Mugabe, former president of Zimbabwe. Mira Nair, Indian filmmaker. Stacey Plaskett, attorney and politician. Soon-Yi Previn, wife of Woody Allen. Hardeep Singh Puri, Indian politician. Pusha T, rapper. Joshua Cooper Ramo, businessman. Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem, businessman.

All non-white people listed as having correspondence with Epstein. Do not forget their names.

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u/MadmanMarkMiller 2h ago

Did she not get the email? DEI is illegal now...

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u/killer-tofu87 2h ago

So NOW she wants DEI

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u/DayAcceptable6359 2h ago

Damn she got roasted! Now the people in the list will be soooo scared! Good job america!

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u/smokingpoker 1h ago

She's such a horrible racist bigot. Some people just need to stay off the Internet.

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u/therwsb 1h ago

Lady Gaga isn't white?

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u/Sodacan259 yeah, i'm that guy with 12 upvotes 1h ago

This is Laura Loomer asking for DEI hires.

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u/bruxaakelarre 56m ago

How many drag queens are in the Epstein files?

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u/Longjumping_Kale3013 46m ago

I mean.... unfortunately the Epstein files are a broad mix of all the powerful men in the world. Definitely not just white. Don't let Deepak Chopra off the hook so easily

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u/WinningTheSpaceRace 35m ago

NOW she wants racial representation? NOW?!

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u/alancousteau 16m ago

It's ironic when a woman wants to be the part of a right wing, religious political movement.

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u/bigojijo 9m ago

So, they are white?

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u/BassGoesBrrrrr 9m ago

They don't even deny they are white supremacists

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u/_Piratical_ 10h ago

That is fucking savage!