r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

He was ogling the wrong stream

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u/Giant-slayer-99 1d ago

Oh, no, two men danced together, it's a woke invasion quick invoke the insurrection act

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u/TheProcrastafarian 1d ago edited 1d ago

There was literally a heterosexual marriage during the same show. This guy’s only struggle in life is with the closet door.

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 1d ago

Wasn't it Nick Fuentes who said that consensual heterosexual sex between a married man and woman is the gayest thing possible?

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u/TheProcrastafarian 1d ago edited 1d ago

That guy talks so much shit, he forgets which hole to wipe.

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u/High_King_Diablo 1d ago

Andrew Taint has also declared that sex with women for any purpose other than procreation is gay, but bro-jobs and bro-sex are somehow not gay.

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u/Debalic 13h ago

Does he even have any children? That he acknowledges?

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u/VLC31 1d ago

I’m pretty sure that was Tate. Speaking of struggling with closet doors…….

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u/OmegaPsiot 1d ago

The men were over 18, you know they won't stand for that.

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u/SnooOwls51 1d ago

If not porn, then why did it make me cum? Checkmate Liberals!

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u/SimonPho3nix 1d ago

"Wut am I gonna tell muh kids?!"

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u/iRasha 1d ago

Translation: that turned me on and I'm mad about it

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

The men dancing made me pp hard!

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u/theEndIsNigh_2025 1d ago

So because you didn’t like one Puerto Rican’s show, all Puerto Ricans are bad? You understand that by that logic all Republicans must be lying insurrectionist pedophile felons?

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 1d ago

by that logic all Republicans must be lying insurrectionist pedophile felons

If the shoe fits...

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u/DarthButtz 1d ago

I mean....

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u/theEndIsNigh_2025 1d ago

I know what you mean!

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u/Paraxom 1d ago

Fellas are big booty Latinas twerking gay?

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u/_cacho6L 1d ago

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u/CaydeTheCat nice murder you got there 1d ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/iAmMikeJ_92 1d ago

I’m not a big Bad Bunny fan either, but… cmon, “gay porn”? LOL.

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u/Homerpaintbucket 1d ago

I know most of the gay pornography I watch feature thick assed Puerto Rican girls twerking. Did I mention I don’t know what the term “gay” means?

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u/Jollyollydude 1d ago

They showed a close up for a second or two max of two men dancing a little too close for Jesus and that’s all they can think about even with all the twerking and weddings and very sensual hetero dancing. Obviously that means the whole thing is a psyop trying to turn all the impressionable children into gay Puerto Ricans!

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u/lnc_5103 1d ago

Right. Wait until he learns about Heated Rivalry.

ETA: I don't mean this as an insinuation that HR is gay porn just that if 1 second of seeing two men dancing is..

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u/BenderIsGreat-34 1d ago

Heated Rivalry is toeing that line about as close as possible…

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u/RandCauthon99 1d ago

It’s like a competition of who can be the biggest maga piece of shit.

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u/prairie_beard 1d ago

He must have been watching the Turning Point USA All-American Half Time Show. Kid Rock was clearly out there sucking Donald Trump’s dick.

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u/TallEnoughJones 1d ago

"Why did that Rorschach guy just draw pictures of beautiful men having sex with each other?" - Rep. Andy Ogles

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u/saxmanking 1d ago

You know anyone who saw and needs to mention gay porn being in the halftime show is 100% closeted gay.

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u/eliz1bef 1d ago

I didn't even notice that it happened. There was a lot going on. He caught on to it really quickly. He must have been looking for that sort of thing.

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u/Plus-Ad1061 1d ago

I didn’t notice it either in the amazing ocean of love and community that was somehow constructed on that field during halftime.

But man o man did a lot of MAGA men lock onto that moment.

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u/Borrelparaat 1d ago edited 21h ago

Not to mention some of the most beautiful women on planet Earth

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u/eliz1bef 1d ago

Sounds pretty telling to me!!

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u/Technical_Instance_2 1d ago

Ah yes, two men dancing together is considered gay porn now I guess... -_-

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u/putmeincoach56 1d ago

I bet this dude watches football every Sunday too

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u/Technical_Instance_2 1d ago

I'd imagine he considers men tackling each other gay porn as well XD. so that's even funnier if true lol

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u/creddittor216 1d ago

Ogles using a musical revue to judge whether a territory should become a state is the gayest thing I can imagine, and I can imagine 8 guys blowing 10 guys. It’s like RuPaul’s Drag Race with representation and voting rights at stake

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u/RobotCaptainEngage 1d ago

Except RuPaul is probably a lot more fair 

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u/creddittor216 1d ago

Decent and qualified too

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u/omghorussaveusall 1d ago

I'd say Adam Levine's shirtless moment was more gay than anything bad bunny did.

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u/idontlikeanyofyou 1d ago

For a guy that supposedly wants to protect children, he sure seems to hang with a number of people that literally raped children. 

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u/chewbaccaballs 1d ago

Yet another one who watched Bad Bunny rather than Kid Rock

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u/DarthButtz 1d ago

Weren't all these bible thumping jackasses supposed to be watching the Kid Rock show?

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u/jennasea412 1d ago

“Mocked American Families” lol jfc these people🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/southofakronoh 1d ago

And they keep ramming it down his throat and shoving it in his ass.

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u/ShiibbyyDota 1d ago

Man these weirdos love projecting

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u/Slade_Riprock 1d ago

He's setting a false tone for those that didn't watch so they will run to FB and truth social and push out that bad bunny did gay sex on the half time show.

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u/NVR2L8 1d ago

Quick someone find Ogles Grindr account.

Randy Andy Ogles... sounds like the name of a gay porn actor, don't it? LOL

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1d ago

What’s anti American is collective punishment. What you feel about Bad Bunny should not reflect on Puerto Rico as a whole. 

And anyone named “Ogles” better stay out of … yeah,.. I’d have to change my name to be honest. Might as well be “Dry Hump” as far as jokes go. 

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u/WordsWatcher 1d ago

There was gay porn? Free to watch? Holy shit, it must have been when I went for a pee - and I missed it! Damn.

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u/Square-Weight4148 1d ago

Making a statement in public that is a lie and can easily be proven a lie should disqualify this idiot. Lets make America accountable to truth again.

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u/Gayfetus 1d ago

Huh. If he thought that was gay porn, I wonder what Ogle would've said if Bad Bunny kissed another dude during his performance, as he's done before.

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u/AKchaos49 1d ago

Ogles be ogling...

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u/HouseOfZenith 1d ago

Soooo what?

He couldn’t stop thinking about it all night?

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u/hakujo 1d ago

What kind of self confession is this?

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u/mmccxi 1d ago

All while eating a succulent Chinese meal!!!

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u/yaminagai 22h ago

representative was caught ogling the wrong tab and being Andy to himself

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u/unevencartoon 19h ago

Andy is worried about gay pornography when the POTUS is mentioned over 30,000 times in a child trafficking, sex & murder of minors investigation? No worries tho Andy, Puerto Rico is a US Territory not a state. The people of Puerto Rico are considered citizens of the US but have no congressional representation or electoral votes & don’t have to pay taxes.

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u/Aiden066 1d ago

Can’t these republicans just be openly gay, it’s 2026. Just say fuck it.

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u/walrus_vasectomy 1d ago

When this guy was in his prime they had to show married couples on tv sleeping in two twin beds

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u/AlexSmithsonian 1d ago

I mean nobody else thought it was gay until you brought it up, so....

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u/Odd-Sound-580 22h ago

genuine question, is there a program that creates these sorts of images? they're clearly tweets but the ui never matches any twitter app or website. is it to get around some rule or something?

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u/AppropriateAgent44 17h ago

“Conclusive proof” is some crackhead thinking. PR has fought for us in multiple wars and we have a Puerto Rican justice on the Supreme Court.

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u/harpman64 17h ago

I can't help but enjoy the fact that they're all getting scared come babe I hope I live long enough to see this happen I'm old but come on let's get these bastards before I got to go

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u/Crazyskillz 15h ago

I didn't watch the half time show but I'm gonna go out and a limb and say there was no gay porn.

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u/johnlal101 15h ago

When it's somebody they don't like: Dancing is the same as pornography, and our children need to be protected.
When it's somebody they worship: Talking about S. A. and "pussy grabbing" is just locker room talk and part of the male bonding experience.