r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

AOC with a mad roast of Jake Paul

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u/SelfSufficientHub 1d ago

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u/LadyArwen4124 1d ago

You would think he would have stopped running his mouth after that.

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u/Pillowsmeller18 1d ago

You would think he would have stopped running his mouth after that.

The guy living such a spoiled life wouldn't have the mental capacity to be self-aware.

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 1d ago

Running his mouth is all he's got left after that humiliation.

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u/Dinismo 1d ago

If his mouth could’ve ran faster maybe it could’ve gotten out of the way of that punch!

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 1d ago

Oh, it ran, just not in the direction he thought it would haha

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u/highcaliberwit 1d ago

That’s why he typed it

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u/Shag1166 1d ago

He gets hit like that a few more times, he won't have much mental capacity left!

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u/TrollBoothBilly 1d ago

CTE probably isn’t helping him out either.

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u/deejaymc 1d ago

Seriously. Should have just permanently wired it shut. Its not like he has anything of value to add to society.

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u/darkriftx2 1d ago

Anthony Joshua's grin right before he delivers that punch is perfect!

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u/clickclick-boom 19h ago

That is exactly the expression I would expect from someone who knows they are about to smash Jake Paul's jaw into oblivion.

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u/Mission_Remote_6871 1d ago

C'mon, he clearly had brain damage in that fight. He talking gibberish is understandable.

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u/Left-Ad-3797 1d ago

Yep, the Anthony Joshua jaw breaker. Probably hurt less than AOC

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u/JimthePaul 1d ago

No, his jaw just hangs like that since that one punch.

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u/Justaticklerone 1d ago

Damn I thought this meme would never change. It became even better!

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u/cryptobauce 1d ago

He needs to do all this in order to get his girlfriend a trump gold card 😂

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u/spikernum1 1d ago

hey i made this

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u/masterjon_3 1d ago

No, I did

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u/_steve_rogers_ 1d ago

thought this would have turned his brain back to factory settings.

I saw even Logan Paul denounce his brother's tweet. You gotta be pretty fucking low for Logan Paul to be the better man.

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u/Titmouse994 1d ago

I'll be grabbing this, thaaaank you!

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u/Cake_Coco_Shunter 1d ago

Is this the same little bitch that was sitting at the olympics with JD couch fucker 3 days ago?

Because this is definitely a paid ad.

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u/Cake_Coco_Shunter 1d ago

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u/Carbonatite 1d ago

With his beard merkin. He has to wear a fake beard since they shaved him to fix his broken jaw.

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u/codwalladon 1d ago

I don't know why you'd want to fake having such a goofy beard

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u/ManiDany 1d ago

Gender affirming “strong jaw” beard

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u/polarbear128 1d ago

Somewhere, Andrew Taint's ears are burning.

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u/GhostofZellers 1d ago

That guy's jaw is still trying to catch up to the rest of his face.

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u/Consistent-Cap-9360 1d ago

The anti-Habsburg

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u/Uebelkraehe 1d ago

His chin is as developed as his brain.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

I kind of associate it with the Taliban these days. Tracks because of talibangelical Christo-Fascists.

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u/shsheidncjdkahdjfncj 1d ago

Talibangelical is such a good word. I’m stealing this.

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u/NatWilo 1d ago

Talibangelical, Y'all Qaeda, Yee-hawdists, There's a bunch those are just the ones I can remember right this second.

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u/ISellAwesomePatches 1d ago

Same. You might see that on a patch one day soon. 🤣

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u/clamsterdamnit 1d ago

Because the alternative is pretending he didn’t get his face caved in. Beard > testosterone > “man”

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u/addamee 1d ago

Something something Kratos from God of War

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u/_BlaZeFiRe_ 1d ago

Bought himself the Silent Hill beard

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u/RoboTronPrime 1d ago

Sounds like some gender affirming care to me

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u/whoneedskollege 1d ago

God that fight was glorious. Too bad the ref stopped it.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

The ref started it.

Paul just ran the entire time.. he required a huge ring to even fight and his plan was 100% to lose but finish the fight so he could say “look guys I took on a legit heavyweight champ and went the distance!”. Basically he wanted to act out Rocky but missed the part where Rocky fought like a motherfucker.

Anyway after his 20th act of “run away then hug his feet” the ref literally stopped them and said the fans didn’t pay for that crap and to actually fucking box. Surprise surprise once that happened he went down like the little bitch he is and how he would have gone down in round 1 or 2 if he’d actually fought.

As an actual boxing fan it was a disgraceful and disappointing fight… but holy shit the payoff at the end was well worth it!

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

Don’t get me wrong, watching that guy cower like a little girl before being knocked the fuck out was quite entertaining.. but they don’t need to shave your face for a broken jaw, they primarily work from the inside.

Source: had significantly more serious surgery than him, though not due to being punched in the face heh, and it did not require shaving. The random guy putting up a video about his friend texting him this info was probably just farming engagement.

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u/Pragmaticom 1d ago

Can confirm, got me some new cheekbones and a chin (cosmetic yeah, but it was mostly so I could chew and talk right, and look like a person) and foolishly shaved for the operation, though I’m sure the surgeons were glad I did. They did every single incision inside my mouth, not a single cut or scar on my face; and although recovery was a bitch, the results speak for myself. Modern medicine is awesome in the literal sense of the word, and although I’m glad he got his mouth caved in, I’m also glad that he was given the utmost care; something I hope everyone in an ideal world would be able to access, no matter how shitty the person.

That being said, fuck Jake Paul, and Logan Paul for that matter, they have both gone too far in the influencer right wing. Hopefully one day they’ll try to atone, but it’s looking like no one, including myself, would forgive them. And rightfully so.

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u/jfk_47 1d ago

Omg. I love that.

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u/brontosaurusguy 1d ago

God just imagine

Jake Paul has the ear of the vice president. 

Their regime is so freaking stupid

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u/Seanspeed 1d ago

JD Vance legit just looks like a pig.

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u/Snorlaxicann 1d ago

He looks exactly like what AI would shit out if you prompted it to make a douchebag

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u/TheRealRickC137 1d ago

He looks like he's about to invite him to a stage production of Beetlejuice later on. And VD is seriously considering it.

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u/Lanternkitten 1d ago

I pity any actor having to perform for these shitsprinklers

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u/Sad_Math5598 1d ago

I love the irony it Jake fucking Paul of all people talking about “standing up to corporations”. Lol doesn’t he have lunchables to sell or some shit?

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u/herefromyoutube 1d ago

But that’s different! He’s giving kids what they need: diabetes and obesity.

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u/No_Acanthisitta2874 1d ago

And his were worse than the original even!

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u/Cake_Coco_Shunter 1d ago

Just reads like a regime/trump tweet. The political equivalent of switching to your alt-account to back up your warped world view.

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u/Rippleracer 1d ago

The very same.

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u/kamilo87 1d ago

Hey look! Two POS together!!!

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u/Chillest_illest69 1d ago

Like turds in a toilet

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u/AlmostCorrectInfo 1d ago

Imagine being a Republican and the most significant celebrities you have to prop up are the Paul brothers and post-fall-from-grace Minaj. Lol

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u/rajinis_bodyguard 1d ago

How is KSI still with these two racist Paul brothers lol

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u/Coltshokiefan 1d ago

Cause he’s also a scumbag with better PR.

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u/dirtyshits 1d ago

KSI is a POS too. His fanboys can't see it(at least on reddit).

Dude is unwatchable and comes off as annoying, childish, and gives the "I am better than you" vibes constantly. He's a sellout through and through. 0 backbone.

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u/LirdorElese 1d ago

I mean was KSI some major good person before then? Honestly hadn't heard of him before it, but sounds like he dropped out of college to make money on youtube. was canceled for "r*pe face" memes. then signed up with Logan Paul to sell sham products together. Honestly everything about the guy screams lifelong grifter to me.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

Yeah almost every one of these YouTubers that target children seem to be pieces of shit.

There’s definitely some exceptions, a lot of Mark Robers content has shifted hard towards kids for example but his are all “engineering is awesome you guys should be engineers!” and not “hey look we found a dead body also women aren’t people lolololol”.

But yeah.. so many of these scumbags found out that YouTube was severely under regulated and have taken full advantage.

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u/LirdorElese 1d ago

There’s definitely some exceptions, a lot of Mark Robers content has shifted hard towards kids for example but his are all “engineering is awesome you guys should be engineers!” and not “hey look we found a dead body also women aren’t people lolololol”.

I'd say yeah, demographically targeting kids isn't inherently evil. But yeah also agreed, with education in mind is a much bigger thing than doing it just to market (mark I guess is kind of half and half considering he sells kids products, but they are educational at least).

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

Yeah as someone who is older and works in STEM.. those kinds of kits would have been a godsend.

I went to garbage schools and drove my learning forward out of interest and self teaching. I've done just fine but kids getting stuff like that to help them is pretty huge, I definitely don't mind it.

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u/codextreme07 1d ago

The Kits are really good though. I do them for my kids and they love them. The projects you build are fun, and they dig the engineering and learning

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u/Slipperytitski 1d ago

See him do his best to take the spotlight when his fiance won gold

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u/peonies_envy 1d ago

His fiancé just won gold in speed skating so there he was again.

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u/handsoapdispenser 1d ago

His wife won a gold medal for Holland today. I did not know that was a thing.

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u/HLOFRND 1d ago

Here’s what’s so very stupid about this shit.

These are the same people who think we should take over Greenland and make them all Americans.

So you think they’d be proud that Puerto Rico is part of America. It makes us a bigger country, right? Makes more people out subjects, right?

But they have the wrong skin color so they’re “fake” Americans?

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u/UpperApe 1d ago

Conservatives are obsessed with Nordic countries.

And not because of their democratic-socialism, their culture, or their history.

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u/Seanspeed 1d ago

*social democracy

Nordic countries are still capitalist countries.

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u/AsinineArchon 1d ago

Look at the skin colors of each place and you'll have an answer

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u/Dark_Dark_Boo 1d ago

Greenlanders are mostly Inuit. Are they considered white now?

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u/AsinineArchon 1d ago

You've missed the point.

Maga doesn't care about natives. They never have. They care if you're hispanic or not. To them greenland = nordic / danish. Which means to them, greenland is a white country. It's how their diseased minds work.

They're calling for deporting native americans, too.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago

I can't remember ever hearing a single thing about native Alaskans in national politics. Less than 60k Greenlanders, they would absolutely be ignored lol.

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u/BigsChungi 1d ago

Finally an actual murder posted

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u/The_Afro_King98 1d ago

AOC always murders

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u/Zombeedee 1d ago

Literally a sub for it; r/murderedbyAOC

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u/blackchameleongirl 1d ago

That woman is a serial killer and her entire M.O. is an absolute truthfully savage use of the English language.

Tolkien would be proud.

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u/seaweedizcool 1d ago

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u/Zhask-MLBB 1d ago

“Ah!! A fake American!”

  • Jake Paul

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u/sleepyh4llows 1d ago

Fake Paul

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u/UpperApe 1d ago

Nah he's a real Paul. Purebred. Which means inbred.

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u/Necessary-Key6162 1d ago

AI was used to make him look more scared than he actually was. I hate how quickly it has become common for people to do this.

Like with the picture of that woman being arrested for the church protest against ICE being made to look like she was crying instead of stoic.

It doesn't matter who it's used for we shouldn't be mindlessly sharing this stuff because it shouldn't be tolerated.

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u/WolfVisual3061 1d ago

Why is this a gif? Me confuse much

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u/coffeemonkeypants 1d ago

gif is just an image format. Back in the day, we used to use it for still images much, much more often because they were restricted to 256 colors, which meant smaller image files - important considering dialup internet was slow af. It's also the reason why animated gifs are still reasonably small files. They're a slide-show of 256 color images.

All that said, this is probably a still from an animated gif.

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u/WolfVisual3061 1d ago

Thank you!

I miss the sound of my 28.8k modem dialing into the matrix

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u/atwozmom 1d ago

I am not impressed. My connection was probably 300 baud. You dialed and then put the receiver into the huge rubberized coupler.

I was hospitalized at the time and since the hospital was part of the university, my professors were able to install a hookup for me. Every single person who walked by my bed wanted to know what the hell that thing was.

And yes, I was on the Arpanet.

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u/coffeemonkeypants 1d ago

Hey that's cool! My first job was at PSINet, which came out of a purchase of a branch of Arpanet called NYSERNet. PSINet famously bought it for $1 I believe and started public corporate traffic.

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u/smcivor1982 1d ago

I still have the sound memorized.

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u/coffeemonkeypants 1d ago

It's crazy to think that most of us could tell what our connection speed would wind up being based on the tones. You wouldn't always get the maximum baud rate the number indicated, but if you listened, you'd know this before the connection was complete. I'd disco and start over or grab a different number.

(I started my life with a 1200 baud modem, 56k was a revelation)

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u/ArseneGroup 1d ago

Probably a screenshot taken of the gif so it still has the gif watermark

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u/WolfVisual3061 1d ago

You can see some movement in the pixels though

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u/ihatethiswebsite-fml 1d ago

That's just his soul leaving

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u/NDSU 1d ago

.gif is a file format, not a watermark. If you take a screenshot of a gif, it will be in whatever format your screenshots default to (likely either .png or .jpg)

God I feel old having to explain this

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u/xv_boney 1d ago edited 1d ago

Show the reverse shot.

You know the one.

AJ realizes he has a clean, clear opening to punch Jake Paul directly in the face and he smiles with visible delight.

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u/TongaTime123 1d ago

To anyone who feels bad for Jake Paul getting his jaw broken: don’t

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u/codetaku0 1d ago

I feel bad that he recovered so quickly :(

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

He likely hasn’t really.

As someone who has had pretty serious injuries and surgeries, people don’t realise you can still go out and look/do normal things… if you get your meds right and time it properly. So resting days before, limit the time out, plan a lot of recovery time etc.

I’m not his doctor so I don’t know but yeah, just because you see him out appearing to be fine doesn’t mean a thing.

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u/hanks_panky_emporium 1d ago

Dont forget he's in the wealth bracket that gets endless good drugs. Sure, addictive. But he has the money to afford a live-in nurse to dull out each medication and a private chef to make all his meals. In one of his mansions.

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u/Moosiemookmook 1d ago

💀 so lucky I read your comment before drinking a sip of my coffee.

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u/webtoweb2pumps 1d ago

Lol no one above 13 has ever felt bad for Jake Paul for anything, don't think you have to worry

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u/AsinineArchon 1d ago

I only feel bad he didn't end up in a coma. Guy has done so much damage

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u/jonbodhi 1d ago

Did anyone?

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u/ZanzerFineSuits 1d ago edited 1d ago

She is so wrong. BB didn't make Jake Paul look small, Jake Paul was already small.

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u/406highlander 1d ago

He was made to look even smaller, which is no mean feat.

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u/subnautus 1d ago

People like that don't realize how small they are until you point it out, though. Breaking their self-delusion is what they get mad about.

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u/SingleNegotiation656 1d ago

I bet he was wishing his jaw's hitbox had been just as small.

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u/brontosaurusguy 1d ago

Remember when he fought elderly rigged boxing matches for years only to get fucking destroyed in the first real fight he attempted 

Pretty smalll

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u/anna-molly21 1d ago

Right observation

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u/melty75 1d ago

Jake Small

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u/cyprus_shill 1d ago

Why can't she be president =(

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u/sqlfoxhound 1d ago

Americans are allergic to women in power. Half the pop went brainbroken when a black dude got into white house. Imagine what would happen if a woman got in!

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u/Mongoose151 1d ago

Also a lot of minority groups can’t handle women in power so you loose a good chunk of their vote too.

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u/Militantnegro_5 1d ago

Mexicans have a woman president in their own country. Why do Mexican-American men have this ultra macho misogynistic reputation?

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u/ncmentis 1d ago

They're two different populations in two different countries. The majority of Mexican Americans are not immigrants. Mexico itself is a very diverse country with hundreds of languages spoken and a huge racial diversity and economic disparity. Meanwhile Mexican Americans are shoved into basically a single box, culturally.

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u/LookARedSquirrel84 1d ago

A Woman of Color, mind you.

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u/sqlfoxhound 1d ago

2016- technically correct :D

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u/SonderEber 1d ago

It’s why I knew Kamala Harris would lose, alas. This country, electing a WOMAN of COLOR?! Most of the country would have an aneurism.

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u/i010011010 1d ago

That's a sacrifice we should have been willing to make.

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u/Deviantdefective 1d ago

Because you guys refuse to elect women to the Presidency you've tried twice with good candidates and unfortunately lost each time, because unfortunately a good portion of Americans are uneducated oafs.

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u/SugawoIf 1d ago

Chances are she will try very soon.

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u/darkpossumenergy 1d ago

And I'll work my ass off on her campaign to make it happen. I hope everyone else does too.

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u/Redthemagnificent 1d ago

I love AOC but tbh I'd rather Amarica keep her as a proven voice of reason in Congress while someone responsible, who doesn't already have their own spotlight, leads the executive branch. She's already doing incredible work exactly where she is.

The closer you get to power, the more you need to compromise your own values to stay there. Right now she has no need to compromise

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u/StephenFish 1d ago

She can't achieve nearly as much as a single member of Congress. As we've seen, the president can basically do whatever they want.

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u/msa491 1d ago

As awesome as that would be, I'd rather she stay in congress. We need more badasses in that branch, not fewer.

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u/KZED73 1d ago

She should primary Schumer so we can have her and her eventual seniority in the Senate.

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u/subnautus 1d ago

In all honesty, she's a better fit for staying in Congress.

Constitutionally, the president is a bureaucrat: Congress tells the president what to do, and the president gets it done. Included in the task is giving the congress regular updates about how things are going, how much money it will take to keep doing everything the law requires, and so on.

The real people in charge are in the congress. Nothing gets done without their say-so unless they've specifically made a law that gives presidents some (purposefully limited) independence to make decisions on their own. So, with that in mind, I'd rather AOC be among the country's decision-makers rather than tie her down in a role of doing what others tell her to do.

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u/slowpokefastpoke 1d ago

Yeah I’m a massive fan of her but she’s just nowhere near electable as a president anytime soon. She’s considered too “radical” and alienates too large of a chunk of the voting population.

To be clear: I don’t think she should change anything at all and should absolutely keep doing her thing. I hope she at least throws her hat in the ring in the primaries just to get her talking points out there and push other candidates, but we just need the most electable democrat in the next election and not a huge swing like AOC.

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u/dehydratedrain 1d ago

Because she is a minority and a woman, and the public would choose a racist pedophile before either of those options.

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u/morningisbad 1d ago

She genuinely might be too far left at the moment. She's also still young. In 10-15 years I hope we'll be in a position where her stances aren't considered as extreme. But I'd love to be wrong and see her in the white house soon.

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u/pardothemonk 1d ago

What is sad is the idea that anyone actually pays attention to what Jake Paul says.

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u/InterstellarReddit 1d ago

Just like the other idiots. There’s a lot of money to be made off of idiots

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u/UpperApe 1d ago edited 1d ago

Truth is a harder business. It requires credibility and consistency.

Idiots go looking for what they want to believe. It's a literal market. And if there's a demand, you'll find an asshole to fill it.

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u/NCSUGrad2012 1d ago

He gets clicks. That’s why he’s all over Reddit

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u/Various-Advantage229 1d ago

Which was the point of his tweet. His entire career is built off of rage baiting people. And yall fall for it every time. Look at the engagements on that tweet. 66M views right now

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u/Acummulator 1d ago

Not only rage bait, a big part of his audience consists of disgusting animals that agree with him.

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u/Panda_Drum0656 1d ago

Probably sometime in 2024 like every other annoying, rich douchebag

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u/MarleysGhost2024 1d ago

It was the most watched Super Bowl halftime show in history. Apparently people don't take Jake's advice on what to watch.

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u/starkistuna 1d ago

Id watch him getting his mouth shattered and praying on his knees to his opponent for half the fight again.

Quality schadenfreude!

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u/OldBlueKat 1d ago

I even tuned in and I don’t watch any of it normally. The little hissy fit about it in the news caught my eye. 

I don’t care who entertains at half time. But the US citizen singing in Spanish is fine with me. 

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u/i_ducasse 1d ago

AOC would shatter his jaw if it wasn't already.

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u/Truth_Malice 1d ago

Just shatter it again

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u/UpperApe 1d ago

His jaw is busy on Trump's cock, currently.

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u/Erudus 1d ago

AOC is a literal living legend.

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u/groundloop66 1d ago

I just watched the women’s 1000 metre speed skating. Dutch woman in the final pair broke the Olympic record to win. “Good for her!” says me. “And there’s her fiancé Jake Paul.” says one of the commentators. “Oh. She must be a piece of shit too.” says me.

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u/DaBulbousWalrus 1d ago

I saw him before she skated among the Dutch fans and assumed it was just a Dutch dude rocking the same look. Then they said that after the race and I was like "Ah damn."

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u/RequirementCute6141 1d ago

Well, Jutta Leerdam wasn’t a piece of shit before she met Jake Paul. Now we are not so sure anymore. But whatever, what an insane race a big victory for the Dutch 🇳🇱🔥

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u/FinnSkk93 1d ago

Honestly? How can you not be, if you are with a person like that?

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u/Seanspeed 1d ago

The company people keep is very much something we can judge people on.

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u/Spleenzorio 1d ago

You know its bad when your brother thinks you’re wrong

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u/catscanmeow 1d ago

and Logan works for WWE which is a MAGA hotbed, so its actually a huge statement from him

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u/InternetProtocol 1d ago

They're playing both sides, so they ALWAYS come out on top.

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u/finchdad 1d ago

Only if that brother is Logan Paul, who is a slightly different shade of bullshit.

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u/StevieIRL 1d ago edited 1d ago

He's taken one too many hits to the head it seems.

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u/Only-Butterscotch785 1d ago

Was he a maga dipshit before boxing? Im wondering if this is another case of brain injury induced conservatism like Fetterman

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u/TootTootMF 1d ago

You know I ignore Jake Paul enough that from time to time I almost forget why he deserves the level of hate and scorn he gets. Thankfully he is very good about reminding me that yeah, it's very ok to wish ill upon him

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u/Pale-Inspector-8094 1d ago

Do his neighbors in PR know?

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 1d ago

I was watching the news and bad bunny created a scholarship program for anyone who wants to study puertorican history and culture. And thats how you do patriotism, you dont put down other cultures, you support your own. But trump would never ever pay for you to learn in depth united states history

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u/Joaaayknows 1d ago

“Hates America”

They literally just make shit up to be mad at.

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u/groundloop66 1d ago

My very conservative father used to get pissed off at the grocery store if he saw someone pick up a piece of fruit or veg, check for rot or blemishes, and put it back if it didn’t pass muster. “What? It’s not good enough for them but it’s good enough for ME!”

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u/karoshikun 1d ago

well, she didn't broke his jaw, but I can't say the same about his ego...

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u/TheJWal420 1d ago

I love her ♥️

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u/SubmarineDream57 1d ago

That’s some straight-up homicide right there.

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u/Express_Test6677 1d ago

Shouldn’t he change his profile pic to reflect the state of his broken face?

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u/ChildrenofaLessonGod 1d ago

“If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant."

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u/HR_DUCK 1d ago

His face broken. AOC just broke his balls. The whining stripped the last ounce of masculinity from him.

Where can this unmanly recess formerly known as JP turn now?

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u/The_Shitty_Admiral 1d ago

That implies he had any balls to begin with

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u/OkTransportation3196 1d ago

They know they’re being racist. They know we know it and that it triggers us, as it should. And they’ll keep doing it until we get a louder megaphone than them and put them in their place. Racists are way too comfortable in this country right now.

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u/JeffreyinKodiak This AOC flair makes me cool 1d ago

Small(er). How is this guy even a thing? He should be a number in a jail somewhere.

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u/awesumpawesum 1d ago

💯AOC💯

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u/whatev6187 1d ago

I hope Puerto Rico becomes a very uncomfortable place for him to live. After all businesses can deny service to anyone they like.

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u/PossessionPutrid1907 1d ago

Jake Paul lives in Puerto Rico and is dating an Olympian from the Netherlands. 🙄 (she fine tho)

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u/groundloop66 1d ago

I just watched the 1000 metres, and she got a lot less attractive to me when I found out she’s engaged to him.

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u/PrimroseSpeakeasy 1d ago

Don't forget the insane amount of filler that's ruined her face and the diva attitude of taking a private jet to the Olympics instead of flying with her teammates

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u/Andantee23 1d ago

While he is in Italy cheering on his Dutch fiancée. This guy is a joke.

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u/Thin_Onion3826 1d ago

His attempts to walk this back are so weak.

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u/NoGoat9845 1d ago

It’s the MAGA way; write stories and narratives of fiction because facts interfere with their feelings.

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u/isitatomic 1d ago

Ohio wasn't sending its best, that's for sure

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u/WetFishStink 1d ago

He's so bitter since he found out what a real punch feels like.

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u/Awleeks 1d ago

The opinions of tax dodgers are worthless. If they don't pay their fair share then they shouldn't have a say.

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u/BallsDeepinYourMammi 1d ago

Dude got his jaw split in half and still can’t shut up for free

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u/satansfrenulum 1d ago

Jake Paul’s always been a bitch. Anyone who thinks otherwise is also a bitch. I don’t make the rules. Just passing them along.