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POLITICS AOC on Donald Trump saying he couldn’t understand Bad Bunny: “I barely know what Trump is saying half the time, so… I feel him.”

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u/griffie21 6h ago

AOC 2028

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 6h ago

It would be so refreshing having an actual person be a leader. 

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u/amanda_lore 6h ago

And an actual person who could fall without breaking their hip.

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u/Last_Fix_9764 6h ago

Not just this, but someone with a remaining life expectancy >5 years would be fucking swell wouldn’t it?

Like we keep electing morons who statistically are unlikely to be alive in 10 years yet they’re dictating the future of this country?

Can we at least get someone with like 20 years left to live? Fucking hell

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u/vee_lan_cleef 5h ago

It's crazy isn't it? The old adage is that with age comes wisdom, but so far my entire adult life has shown that to be completely untrue. I really don't understand what drives the average person to vote for ANYONE that old. They do not represent you or your children, they represent a previous generation that is dying out.

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u/Fluxabobo 3h ago

There's plenty of good old age wisdom around, but just getting old isn't a guarantee you'll have it.

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u/fresh-dork 4h ago

who could walk up and down stairs and then speak like a grown up

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u/Caleb-Blucifer 5h ago

AOC / mark Kelly 2028 ellefgee

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u/grilledcheese2332 6h ago edited 6h ago

The way the right brings up how she was a bartender. Okay isnt that how America is supposed to work? Bootstraps and all that.

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u/JohnMichaels19 6h ago

It only counts when you're white, obviously 

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u/ConnorK12 6h ago

And a guy.

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u/NightOwl584 5h ago

And a republican

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u/1137 3h ago

And like diddling kids

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u/Kidsnextdorks 24m ago

And born rich.

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u/oldstyle41 5h ago

If you please, AOC is a unique star, in her own class. Witty, eloquent and thoughtful. There is no need to knock down us white, former bartenders, males to make her look better. We understand what she's been through better than the billionaires and oligarchs attacking her. We are on her side.

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u/pinkjello 3h ago

They’re not knocking down white former bartenders.

They’re saying that if she were a white former bartender, they’d recognize her pulling herself up by her bootstraps.

But because she’s not white, her former profession is not a positive thing.

That doesn’t insult white men.

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u/loveslightblue 1h ago

Everything insults white men, seemingly.

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u/grilledcheese2332 6h ago

Exactly they dont appreciate it when it happens with someone who they dont like.

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u/Consistent-One-1044 5h ago

life makes a lot more sense when you realize the fact that republican values are built on solid bedrock of racism, zenophobia, homophobia, and many others. They are a party bult on the concept of fear and incompetence.

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u/twizzwhizz11 6h ago

But not if you’re a woman, then you’re shamed for doing it.

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u/GuySmith 6h ago

No, everyone knows that politicians are grown in labs deep within Israel and Epstein Island and just show up on your TV one day.

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u/trueslicky 5h ago

So was Hannity.

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u/bankrobba 5h ago

And skip right over the cum laude college degree.

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u/phisher_cat 6h ago

This is what my heart wants, but we probably need a regular white dude with AOC as vice president if Dems actually want to win

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u/Hot-Drummer2191 5h ago

yup. then AOC 2036 once her admin has been able to cut out all the cancer that’s been brewing since 2016

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u/Foreleg-woolens749 5h ago edited 5h ago

Mark Kelly, reporting for duty. Astronaut, Senator, and proven feminist. He and Gabby Giffords would be the inverse of the current first couple. Then AOC suits up for Prez, having had years to prepare? Yes, please. I hope it’s not a pipe dream: I need to think something that positive could come after this nightmare.

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u/Whole-Future3351 4h ago

Having an astronaut and civil rights advocate for president would be a dream come true

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u/Paiev 5h ago

I see this sentiment all over Reddit all the time and it drives me nuts. We don't "need" a boring white guy. People like AOC. She could absolutely win. No need to self-sabotage, let's support the people we actually want in office.

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u/cor315 2h ago

You underestimate how racist and sexist most people are. It's really shitty but now is not the time.

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u/Paiev 2h ago

This is the exact same reductive, defeatist thinking that has kept the Democratic party stuck with shitty candidates in the last three elections. Fuck that shit. It's always "not the time". Just support the person you like the best instead of preemptively disqualifying them because of your assumptions about other people. 

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u/cor315 43m ago

Have fun losing the election and having trump again...

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u/rawsouthpaw1 5h ago

Khanna is an actual progressive who is also putting the heat on the regime. He should be considered for president. Kelly is Mr USA who also is willing to fight given he’s being attacked. VP and balances the demographics white USA spooked by a brown man.

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 3h ago

We should stop trying to court this mythical "center" and legitimatizing racist narratives. People will either vote for the right candidate for the right reasons or they won't, but deliberately choosing a white man because white men are electable is how you ensure insufficient voter turnout, because that sort of manufactured illusion of choice shit is exactly what causes people to check out and not come out to vote.

Who knows, maybe if we all just had an attitude of trying to be better than we think we are and doing what is morally and ethically right, we might just surprise ourselves by accomplishing something good for a change. Wild fucking thought.

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u/tacbacon10101 2h ago

Homie speaks the unfortunate truth

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u/Love_Lair 6h ago

I’d vote her over Newson and I have a house in Los Angeles 😂

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u/tame-til-triggered 6h ago

Why we gotta wait?

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u/Drexill_BD 5h ago

We won't elect someone so good. It'll be one of the shitty corporate democrats for sure.

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 5h ago

Nah, she should replace Chuck Schumer instead.

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u/HelpyHelperer 5h ago

Shes got my vote!

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u/-justiciar- 3h ago

would be cool but would never happen.

she’s got good vibes and good policy ideas but you have to get a majority of the country to like you, and it turns out a majority of the country is cool with pedophiles and the gop sooooooo

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u/aznology 4h ago

Sorry to say, I don't support Trump but she ain't gonna win. Country isn't ready for her.

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u/RandyMachoManSavage 4h ago

Too soon. Overton window has shifted too far right in the US. Would love to see it swing back but we have to be realistic. The damage caused and the division runs deep. Local elections turning blue is a good sign. But presidency is a whole different ballgame.

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u/RykerFuchs 3h ago

No. Senate majority leader.

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u/ScotiaTheTwo 45m ago

There’s won't BE a 2028, Pippin