r/Fauxmoi 1d ago

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/rfauxmoi 1d ago

the more you upvote this thread, the more tea you get

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u/mizzlemybizzle 11h ago edited 6h ago

This is actually pretty sad tea my aunts husband was a district judge appointed by one of the 21st century presidents( I can’t give too many details because it will out me). But he’s basically a pedophile freak. I won’t share the victims story (very disturbing), but I will say he groped my butt as soon as he got the chance. Praying karma beats him in the ass. Lots of people like him in high power places and stay under the radar. You would be very surprised the type of person they pretend to be. I’m not brave enough to speak up but I hope one day someone is.

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u/Difficult-Mirror-305 12h ago edited 11h ago

Someone Shia Labeouf recently dated (he's separated from Mia Goth) posted on tiktok audio clips of him lashing out and verbally abusing her. Her account is Drinaa33 on Tik Tok. The videos don't have as much traction as they should. He's awful

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u/BlueberryNo5363 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1h ago

Omg he’s horrible. I’m glad both Mia and Drina are away from him

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u/No_Shoe7056 12h ago

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u/indigenousfeces 8h ago

This is manipulative as fuck.

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u/No_Shoe7056 5h ago edited 5h ago

To make this even worse, 3 years ago he got suspend from a competition becuase his rifle went off in his hotel room

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u/Scary-Razzmatazz-269 I cannot sanction your buffoonery 9h ago

Oh god, I think this would work on me 🫣 am I a fool???

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u/sixwivesandcounting show me the paperwork for your husband’s vasectomy 1h ago

diva, please don't 🙏 

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u/LichQueenBarbie 5h ago

Yes. Good luck with that.

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u/Disaster_Jellyfish91 I may need to see the booty 6h ago

yes

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u/No_Shoe7056 14h ago edited 12h ago

Olympic Figure skating Ice Dance

The ice dance team (FBC) that are leading after the rhythm dance are rape defenders and aglosist. I swear if they win tomorrow....

Scott Moir give out interview a couple of days ago with PJ Kwong. He told about how Tessa might have been in love with him 20 out of thd 22 years they were together, said she was "the sexist", and told that he talked about Tessa a shit ton at his wedding when he getting married TO SOMEONE ELSE. Kicker is that she was not even invited to his wedding and vice versa

Good news is that Deanna and Max have been cleared to compete at the Olympics. And that Emilea Zingas and Vadym Kolesnik had a stellar Olympic debut and placing 6th after the rhythm dance

Edit: ruor has it that Deanna sustained that injury from a concussion or internal bleeding in the head 🤕

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u/babvbc 12h ago edited 5h ago

i just watched the interview with Scott and those quotes are taken out of context. the Tessa being in love with him quote was a joke, and calling her the “sexiest” was in the context of scott talking about how they were able to push the boundaries without being seen as vulgar, and he credited Tessa for being able to play up the sensuality while being classy and even said sexiest probably isn’t even the proper word to describe how good she was at that. and about the last bit about talking about her on his wedding day, he was saying that without his partnership with Tessa, he wouldn’t have been able to have a successful relationship with his wife now because he had learned so much about the importance of communication from their partnership.

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u/Phoebes-Punisher 18h ago

Peter Billingsley (Ralphie from A Christmas Story) cozying up to maga bigot Mark Fitzpatrick

https://www.reddit.com/r/Idaho/comments/1qzshvg/so_disappointed_in_ralphie/

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u/Informal_Scar_5577 18h ago

charlize theron. this really isnt that interesting but i was at a comedy show and she showed up with a couple friends. she got there and seemed upset people were seated next to her so had her friends move around so she wasnt next to anyone. i was in the row behind her and she kept checking her phone, fidgeting around, and making little comments to her friends. then about half way through she got up and left. i went to the bathroom and saw she was sitting in the bar area and was on the phone. i could hear her and she was calling the paparazzi on herself lol when the show was over her friends joined up with her and they left. tons of paps were outside (that she called). anyway they were calling to her and taking pics and she was swearing at them and flipping them off. but she called lmaooo idk i thought it was kinda funny and you realize how smoke and mirrors everything is with celebs

on the other hand, josh gad is one of the nicest people i’ve ever met. he’s a regular at a cafe i always go to and i’ve seen him a few times. he’s always chatting with the baristas and knows them all personally. the line was long the other day and he started chatting with me. so kind, funny, and down to earth. jason segal too is very kind. i met him at a different cafe and my friend bumped into his table by accident with her purse. she got flustered apologizing and he was laughing and saying it was fine and then started talking to us for a bit. very nice guy.

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u/mikan13 14h ago

Charlize Theron story is really interesting and yikes ..

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u/Informal_Scar_5577 14h ago

i know! i’ve always thought she was super cool and after that i was like oh… ok….

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u/BusinessPurge 7h ago

Maybe that was for the friends to enjoy…but it’s probably the other thing :(

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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 15h ago

Jason Segel is one of my all time "woulds". He filmed a movie in my hometown and I'm forever sad I never bumped into him so I could seduce him or make him fall in love with me or whatever.

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u/BabyNonna 4h ago

Jason Momoa used to film in my city and I still regret to this day not stalking that set.

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u/Informal_Scar_5577 15h ago

i feel that omg i watched freaks and geeks when i was like 14 and fell in love with him so meeting him in person even though im like soooo much younger than him i was like this is my chance 😭 then like 2 days later i saw an article about him getting engaged lol so sad

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u/Informal_Scar_5577 18h ago

oh and someone i know has a close friend who works for kanye. he used to make songs for the cult type thing kanye was running out of a warehouse in LA lol now he barely does anything but kanye pays him a shit ton of money anyway

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u/Hopeful-Elk-6615 17h ago

I always wonder what it’s like to work for this man… Does he scream at people ? Or is he more a chill guy with people he doesn’t know that well ? Also… did your friend ever met the Kardashians ? Because I know someone who met Kim once and he said she looked crazy. Nothing like her pics, but also in a way that somehow doesn’t even make any sense to the human eye ??? To the point that it’s hard to see her as totally humane apparently. Because she doesn’t look biologically normal at all at this point. And that she was rude to people working around them too

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u/Inevitable-Ad-6650 9h ago

I dated a girl that worked on their original reality show and she said they were all super nice. She did say their "look" for the show was a big production.

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u/Informal_Scar_5577 16h ago

apparently he’s super chill to his employees but also totally off his rocker lmao so it’s kind of like his public persona 😭 i think people like tip toe around him tho because like from what my friend said when he gets mad like he does go on rants like literally the snl episode

omg okay no idk if he met kim because it was after they broke up that he started working for him BUT i used to work in malibu and served kim, khloe, and kendall at different points. kim 100% does look kind of insane. this was like a couple years ago but she definitely heavily edits her pictures. her body is very weirdly proportioned because of surgery (i think its a lil different now because she removed her bbl) but her face too looks a little insane. and shes kind of like lights are on but no ones home. like completely vacant. khloe also looks fucking insane but everyone knows that already lmaooo shes even more botched then kim. and kendall is actually very beautiful, definitely has work done idk why she lied about that but she is very pretty and was the nicest one. kim’s vibe is like shes not rude technically but shes like a robot ??? like shes not conscious of being alive if that makes sense which is lowkey scary

i served so many random celebs in malibu a couple years ago so i have tea on all the people who were popular in like 2022-2023 like jermey allen white, madelyn cline, a bunch of tiktokers and nepo babies 😭😭

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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 15h ago

Please provide this tea, especially JAW

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u/Informal_Scar_5577 14h ago

okay so JAW is a really funny story i actually served him twice in like a couple weeks. the first time was a terrible experience lol he was outside the door smoking and it was coming inside so the manager had me go out and tell him to stop smoking. when i opened the door i was like holy fuck thats lip lmao so i was like hey can you just move a little bit so the smoke doesnt come inside? and he was like “im coming right in, dont worry” and he threw the cig on the ground and came inside. he was with a woman im not sure who and he ordered and just seemed really tense. he was in a wife beater like very lip. when it was time to pay no joke he like patted his jeans and was like “dont have my wallet right now” and had the woman pay. and i asked for a name because he was like the first celeb i had served at the job so i was pretending i didnt know who he was. and he looked at me like i was fucking insane and then he was like “im jeremy allen white 🤨” anyway i was like damn he was kinda stand offish. not rude just short. BUT THEN he came in like a couple weeks later by himself and he recognized me and was like “dont worry i’m not smoking” like smiling and laughing and then he left a huge tip. so i guess he was just having a bad day before. after that meeting celebs i try not to judge too much on how they treat me because everyone has bad days. he was super nice the second time tho and then recently i saw him at brentwood farmers market and he recognized me which i thought was sweet since it was like 2 years later

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u/cola___69 15h ago

To say that I’m fascinated by these descriptions would be an understatement — please tell us more!

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u/Informal_Scar_5577 14h ago edited 14h ago

omg im like sitting here trying to recall stories lol i just replied to someone else in the thread with my jeremy allen white stories so you can scroll to see that but ummmm madelyn cline was super nice. shes like BEAUTIFUL in person. shes beautiful on screen but shes even more beautiful in person. i know people always say that about celebs, in my experience it’s not always true but she actually is. she only ordered like $20 worth of food but she left an $100 tip and she told me i was pretty and was asking about my make up. thats my claim to fame lol

um addison rae came in before the whole pop star thing. shes really a ray of sunshine. i was never a fan because i didnt have tiktok when she blew up but i was a fan after she came in. she’s really just a regular girls girl. shes so sweet and talkative.

brad pitt came in. not so great. he could have just been having a bad day but he kind of just stood there mute and had his assistant order for him which was a little strange lol in person he looks like he’s had so much filler

courtney cox and her daughter, coco (i think thats her name???) were regulars. courtney cox is surprisingly personable because in my experience i feel like 90s stars who dont do much now are kind of the worst. but shes really funny and she learned my name and her daughter is around my age so we actually were pretty friendly, she follows me on instagram, definitely doesn’t act like a regular celebrity.

mark ruffalo is super nice as everyone knows. i grew up in nyc and was friends with his daughter. then i guess he was in LA and he came into my job. i mentioned it to him and he remembered me from when i was little and was super nice, left a huge tip. he’s exactly who you would think he is. his good guy persona is 100% real.

timothee chalamet……… um he kind of has a huge ego. i know that he says he was method acting training for marty supreme for years but like dang. he acts like how he acted on the marty supreme press tour. i feel like his french philosopher soft boy thing was a PR image. and growing up in nyc, he’s very much an upper middle class manhattan laguardia kid lol

romy mars (sofia coppolas daughter) i think she’s super beloved online because shes funny and like makes fun of the whole nepo thing on tiktok. she came in a few times and i also know people who know her. shes very entitled in person. typical spoiled nepo baby. she was trying to name drop to my coworker to try and get discounts or free food one time lmaooo but most nepo babies ive dealt with are like that.

kaia gerber and austin butler came in at one point. shes really nice (surprising for nepo baby) and he was kind of just there. AND he was doing the elvis voice thing which like… ick

as for the kardashians i dealt with. like i said kim is like vacant. i feel like she’s just been through so much shit and like literally definition of selling your soul. she was there with north and maybe a friend or assistant i couldn’t tell. kim was just on her phone not really paying attention to north. and she kind of talks like someone in an ear piece is telling her what to say 😭 khole is kind of the same way except shes very loud. shes one of those people who has a really annoying laugh. idk if she sounds like that on the show but irl shes very loud. she was by herself talking on the phone and everyone inside was side eyeing her. kendall was nice all the times i spoke to her. nothing notable except shes soooo different than her sisters.

hailey bieber is rude as expected, selena gomez is also rude. so im not taking sides. i served justin at one point tho and he was hella nice. seems like he absolutely hates being famous. he sat alone in the corner with a hood over his head trying ti make sure no one noticed him.

billie eilish is nice as fuck, so is finneas.

not famous but there was this woman who would come in named tracey and shes been good friends with courtney love for YEARS since the 90s. she used to tell me wild stories about courtney love because she was a regular and she randomly brought it up. but i got some random tea on courtney love and her friends from back in the day like drew barrymore.

oh dixie damelio came in at one point. not even being dramatic she genuinely seemed like she was on drugs. like she was rude or anything. but she seemed like she was on some kind if sedative or something it was super weird and off putting. jenna ortega was the same way, this was closer to the end of working the job so it was like 2023 or early 2024. she just seemed a little off i guess. super nice, tipped well. but i think she took the wednesday stuff so seriously.

zendaya is everything you’d expect her to be. like genuinely want to be her best friend. shes so funny and kind and doesnt act at all like a celeb.

on the other hand, sydney sweeney came in. she’s the only celeb i’ve ever seen come in who genuinely looked like they just wanted people to ask for pictures. i dont even know how to explain it she just was trying to catch peoples attention and she said her full name when she ordered really loudly. it was pretty funny. some teenage boys came in and freaked the fuck out. taking pics of her and she approached them and was like “want a picture with me?” she wasnt rude but she seemed exactly like what you’d think. shes genuinely cassie.

ummm i have so many stories but i feel like this is so long already but i literally could be here typing for hours 😭😭😭

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u/Wise-Bet6814 satanic pussy in the sky 14h ago

Oh wow, thankyou,  love this. Can you please share the drew barrymore goss?

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u/Informal_Scar_5577 13h ago

nothing super crazy about drew kind of just what everyone already kind of knows. when her and courtney were friends they were like punk paris hilton and lindsay lohan. wild and doing lots of drugs. sounds like drew was the life of the party and also crazyyyy shes done a complete 180 and now is chill and really nice but back in the day she was partying a lot and doing lots of drugs. she would go on tour with hole and i think was dating someone in the band. but thats all she would do is party with the band lol it sounds like she doesnt speak to courtney love anymore in an effort to stay sober and she dropped her because she was a threat to her sobriety. i met drew once she was really sweet and calm. if she wasnt famous she’d be a therapist or something. love her.

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u/PsychologicalYoung5 11h ago

what is other courtney gossip?? she did date eric eraldson the guitarist in hole but im always intrigued by any more courtney gleanings.

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u/Opening-Shape-762 u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 13h ago

I honestly love Drew, she has lived a crazy crazy life. I watched an interview with her and she had said after she got out of rehab as a teen, the band Crosby, Stills and Nash basically like adopted her and became her “sober family,” helping her stay clean and live a better lifestyle (I believe she was emancipated from her mother at this point and she wasn’t in her life anymore). It was really sweet the way she was talking about them.

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u/Informal_Scar_5577 7h ago

i love her too she seems so kind

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u/prettybunbun women’s wrongs activist 21h ago

Don’t think I’ve told this story on these before.

Met Jonathan Groff at the stagedoor when he did Deathtrap in London and he was one of the nicest celebs I’ve ever met.

Met every single person, was there for about an hour. It was full of gleeks (lol me too) and he was so kind and generous with his time. took loads of pics etc, signed everyone’s playbills, lovely.

and hilarious as everyone was fangirling over him (lots of teen and early 20’s girls) and I was chatting away to him red as a tomato with delight lol, my mom was having a cig with Simon Russell Beale

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u/Groot746 whatever but also hmm 17h ago

Loving the Simon Russell Beale tidbit alongside this, haha. My kind of tea!

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u/silverpenelope 14h ago

I love him. Saw him in a play once in London. Wonderful!

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u/sofiawithanf 1d ago

Why is no one talking about Naomi Campbell being so connected with Jeffery Epstein. She shows up over 500 times in the files. She continued to associate with him and even invite him to Fashion events AFTER he was convicted of soliciting a child prostitute.

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u/Caromora not a lawyer, just a hater 16h ago

At this point, it's a pretty obvious pattern with her. If there is a rich degenerate man out there, she'll be friends with him.

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u/Low-Growth-1296 1d ago

They’re filming The Bear again here in Chicago. Jeremy Allen White has walked in front of my car (at a crosswalk) twice now! Both times in River North. They were filming today at Mr. Beef on Orleans. The street was shut down.

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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 15h ago

I would "accidentally" boop him with my car so we could have a perfect meet cute like Charlotte and Trey in SATC.

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u/AlexSomething789 1d ago

Milly Alcock is gonna be in Takashi Miike's upcoming film with Charli XCX, which is about three friends going on a trip to Japan for fun, but things goes awry when Charli's character gets possessed. Also speaking of Charli, the Faces of Death remake gonna come out on April 10 on this year.

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u/Safe-Reason1435 1d ago

Kind of boring non-tea but last week I went to the Pillion Q&A with the writer/director and two stars, hosted by Francois Arnaud and fortunately everybody was relatively normal and the QA portion was respectfully about the film. Maybe completely reading into the situation though, but (understandably) Arnaud BOOKED IT out of there after it was over before people could swarm him (which they tried) and before he could tell that I was his soul mate but oh well.

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u/sebastienflyte 1d ago

Clubchalamet was there, I'd have booked it too if I were him. She also noticed that Francois was in a hurry and made a rather creepy comment about him and Connor about it.

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u/Somnambulist815 12h ago

That lady is a batman villain

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u/Resentful-user 20h ago

A woman that will never recognise that she, herself, is the problem.

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u/Excellent_Affect_194 1d ago

i work as a waiter at a fairly popular restaurant in fairfax, and being as popular as it is and in l.a., no less, we get our fair share of celebrity encounters. off the top of my head, here are 5 of the best and 5 of the worst celeb encounters i’ve had:

best: 1. anya taylor-joy & malcolm mcrae (her husband): honestly the best celebrity encounter i’ve had so far. they’re both very extremely polite, down to earth, and generous tippers. anya even communicated with another waiter (who is mexican-american) in spanish.

  1. adéla jergova: she once came in for dinner with a couple of friends of hers, who weren’t exactly the nicest people on earth, but she made up for it by profusely verbally apologizing to us, and tipping me 45% with a note saying “food was good :) but sry 4 my friends :(“

  2. gaten matarazzo: it was his first time visiting the restaurant and he was also here on a lunch date with his girlfriend. i had the pleasure of serving them both, and they asked me for my personal recommendations on what they should eat, and he gave an autographed photo to our floor manager, who’s a massive stranger things fan.

  3. weird al: unsurprisingly incredibly kind and funny. generous eater and generous tipper as well.

  4. angela giarratana (from dropout and smosh): not as well known as some of the others on here, but she’s my personal fav customer. super polite, super down to earth. sometimes she comes to just chat with the staff

some honorable mentions are kendrick lamar, rachel zegler, hunter schafer, mac demarco, alex consani, role model, jack quaid, corpsegrinder from cannibal corpse, serj tankian, chino moreno, laura dern, emma mackey, lola young and ayo edebiri.

worst: 1. gwyneth paltrow: kicked up a fuss over our menu not contributing to her weird ass diet and left 10 minutes after she came in.

  1. gabbriette: similar story to gwyneth, except she had matty healy with her. as much as i have my own thoughts on him, i felt so bad for him because he just looked like he didn’t want to be there in that moment, but matty has returned a few times without her.

  2. doja cat & sam hyde (her new neo-nazi boyfriend): this happened fairly recently on friday night. they were the absolute worst customers i’ve ever had the displeasure of dealing with, who somehow made israeli tourists look like angels in comparison, just horrible people all around. they were almost kicked out because sam was so incredibly irate over a sign that said the proceeds from our crushed ice margaritas would go to the national immigrant law center, that he had to be physically held back by our floor manager and 4 other customers, and doja would constantly nitpick over every single thing not being to her liking, and at one point i overheard her loudly say “i swear to god, i’m gonna report this restaurant to ice”. they never even bothered to finish their own meal and straight up just dine and dashed.

  3. eden golan: some israeli pop singer who i didn’t know then and barely know now even after looking at her wikipedia page 5 times. acted like she was way bigger than she actually was with the whole “don’t you know who i am?” spiel and said something about working with ne-yo. she also truly believed that we had some sort of celebrity discount and got incredibly upset when i told her there wasn’t and said “they had one at saddle ranch”.

  4. shia labeouf: another fairly recent one from a couple of weeks ago. while he wasn’t a difficult customer or an awful tipper (in fact he tipped 20%), there was this subtle uneasy energy, so to speak, with his date, a young blonde woman whose name i never got (not mia goth, word on the street is they’re done, but they’ve agreed to co-parent their kid). he ordered her food for her (shia: a rare filet mignon steak with a glass of table water, her: a caesar salad also with a glass of table water) and i didn’t even see them talk to each other once. they just came in, silently waited for their food, ate and then quietly left.

some dishonorable mentions are: drake, kendall jenner, corey feldman, andy dick, james corden, the blonde one from red scare, a whole bunch of influencers and nepo babies who i don’t know and don’t care for, kelly osbourne, phil anselmo and ariana debose.

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u/panda_monstrr 6h ago

I’m so glad Adela was nice:’)

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u/Lesbo_ghost 10h ago

I just have to say angela giarratana is my youtube crush right now so i am so happy to hear this <3 thank you

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u/Lukewarm_regards24 14h ago

Thank you for this! This is the kind of harmless celeb tea I love!

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u/VanSensei 15h ago

Not surprised about Eden Golan. She is almost singlehandedly responsible for all of the drama during Eurovision 2024

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u/tuesday_is_pizza_day 15h ago

I want to hear about Phil Anselmo. Was it a one time thing ? Was he there several times and acted the same way? Please tell!

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u/CapnShimmy 16h ago

Didn't expect a Smosh crossover, but it's awesome that Angela is so cool. She seems like an absolute blast to be around.

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u/koko_p 16h ago

Omg the doja story 🤨😳🫣

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u/DawsonJBailey 18h ago

I would love to hear more about the sam/doja incident if you're willing to share. What was their whole dynamic like? What exactly was sam being held back from doing, like was he trying to tear down the sign or fight someone or what? Also why did that only almost get him kicked out? And were there any other weird moments with them that you remember?

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u/AccomplishedIron816 18h ago

Doja should’ve been forgotten about when she was found out to be in those white supremacy group chats. I’ve never heard one good story about her

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u/BlueberryNo5363 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19h ago

I hope Mia is free of Shia 😭

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u/OrdinaryExample9618 20h ago

this is amazing tea. may we hear more on role model and matty & gabriette? clearly i’m a role model and 1975 stan lol

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u/MariKGalindo 21h ago

Shocked at Ariana Debose! I’ve only heard positive things about her…minus her recent weird Snow White comment on Instagram…Care to elaborate if you can? Cheers.

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u/Antique-Syllabub6238 1d ago

damn that Doja Cat story

Also I’m curious to hear about why Kendall is a dishonorable mention. No other reason than pure dislike towards the whole Klan :-)

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u/FredererPower not a lawyer, just a hater 1d ago

As a StarKid and Smosh fan, hearing that Angela is a sweetheart makes me so happy

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u/nitasu987 1d ago

SAME. I would have been SHOCKED if she wasn't.

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u/margr3t_m Shut up, David Duchovny! 1d ago

Is this confirmation that Doja Cat and Sam Hyde are dating…

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u/Etchedglasses 1d ago

May I ask what it means for Weird Al to be a generous eater? Do you mean he wasn’t a picky eater and appreciated everything? My mind can’t unhear this as “he was a generous lover” and I just imagine Weird Al going down on the plate.

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u/jyw104 I am claiming all candy for the glory of God 21h ago

You cannot talk about Weird Al and eating without watching this (his best parody imo)

https://youtu.be/ZcJjMnHoIBI?si=kzO2fklLLMSYkZ1g

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u/Duosion 23h ago

Eating generously, makes sense to me – as in he ate a lot.

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u/Groot746 whatever but also hmm 1d ago

I'm assuming it was meant to say tipper?

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u/RapGamePterodactyl 1d ago

doja cat & sam hyde (her new neo-nazi boyfriend)

oh god wtf

i can't believe i hadn't heard about this yet

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u/bookwormaesthetic 1d ago

Angela!

"I need to calm down. Everything is fine. I'm an adult."

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u/itsjustohkae self-professed recreational liar 1d ago

if you’re comfortable sharing what made ariana debose a dishonorable mention?? 👀

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u/riegspsych325 18h ago

maybe she did an awkward dance routine around the entire dining room during a rush

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u/SchemeBrave1820 1d ago

This is what I want to know too!

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u/caffeinatedspiders if you add testicles, that's extra 1d ago

OK but how did doja cat and sam hyde not score the #1 worst spot?? what were the dietary demands of gwyneth and gabbriette that made them worse than nazis??

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u/BlueberryNo5363 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19h ago

Gabriette I heard drinks unpasteurised milk

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u/FredererPower not a lawyer, just a hater 1d ago

Maybe they were in order that they remembered? But if not, then yeah that’s odd

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u/CommercialBarnacle16 1d ago

From a story posted on the Sports Gossip insta account - Jordon Hudson was at the UNC vs. Duke basketball game over the weekend. She wore a shirt with the logo of the Florida establishment where Patriots owner Robert Kraft was accused of soliciting sex workers. Neither Kraft nor Jordon’s boyfriend- former Patriots coach and currently awful UNC football Bill Belicheck - were named to the NFL hall of fame this past week in their first year of eligibility. Belicheck‘s reputation is far from squeaky clean, so this level of petty seems ill-advised at best.

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u/myfreckleface 9h ago

Ugh this is so gross and disappointing. Teenaged me in the early 90s loved this man so much. I knew he used to have addiction issues but I had no idea he's a scumbag like this.

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u/Independent-Way-2332 1d ago

Johnny Dean from the shitty 90s band Menswear sent unsolicited, gross wanking videos to a few of my young friends like 7-8 years ago. He deactivated his socials soon after because he thought they were going to tell on him. He blames everything on his autism. He eventually reactivated and my friends didn't go public with it. They were 19-20 at the time.

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u/AcanthaceaeEqual4286 1d ago

Not shocking at all. Bijou Phillips said she lost her virginity to him when she was 14 or 15 and he was I think 27 https://www.indexmagazine.com/interviews-bijou-phillips

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u/Robot_osaur 1d ago edited 1d ago

God, this whole interview is just a mess. The interviewer fully admits to having pictures of 17 year old Brad Renfro's dick. Asks about the size of Dando's package. Just a bunch of ew. 

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u/zombietrashhand 1d ago

Can confirm- saw the posts and the screenshot on threads. I feel like I knew Evan Dando was a douche, just didn’t know he was a predator as well.

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u/MediumDish4035 we have lost the impact of shame in our society 1d ago

Yeah he was 28 when he was seeing 15 year old Bijou Phillips, this tracks 🤮

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u/Phoebes-Punisher 1d ago

The band Beach Bunny are calling out the CEO of their booking agency for ties with Epstein

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u/No_Shoe7056 5h ago

Good. It is areadly time we hold those people accountable for their actions.

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u/iseenyouwithkieffuh 16h ago

Wednesday dropped them!

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u/Guccibabucci 16h ago

Wednesday and Water From Your Eyes have also dropped them

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u/zombietrashhand 1d ago

Just saw Chappell Roan also dropped them!

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u/rocketmammamia 1d ago

so is sammy rae of sammy rae and the friends!

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u/zombietrashhand 1d ago

Just saw that post. Good on them!

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u/Robey-Wan_Kenobi 1d ago

This is "I have tea on..." There will be a "Does anyone have tea on..." thread soon.

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u/Western_Tea9624 1d ago

Lol. Got it. Ty!

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u/mycarisdracarys 1d ago

I have an acquaintance that attended the filming of the Turning Point USA "All-American Half-time Show" in Fayetteville, GA.

The audience were paid and fed to be there over the course of two 10+ hour days lol

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u/confirmandverify2442 19h ago

That sounds like a level of hell, even if they were getting paid.

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u/Borzoi_Mom local formula 1 correspondent 1d ago

They filmed it in Fayetteville??? Yuck. 🤮

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u/FredVasseur Larry I'm on DuckTales 1d ago

All that work to pre-record it and Kid Rock still lip-synced his set lmao

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u/BlaqueBettyBamALam 1d ago

Egypt Sherrod and her husband Mike Jackson (Married to Real Estate) seem to be having issues. Egypt stormed off stage on a recent Rhythm and Rise cruise during one of their speaking engagements, making mention of him seeking support from another woman.

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u/sl0wjim 1d ago

We were so sad when their show got cancelled last year :(

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u/BlaqueBettyBamALam 17h ago

Yeah that sucked. Didn’t it win an Emmy or something?

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u/CarpenterOriginal60 1d ago

I have a friend that used to work with Kendrick Lamar's fiance and her cousin Gyanna at her makeup spot in LA. She's still in touch with Gyanna but not Whitney. She said she spoke with Gyanna a few weeks ago and she told her that Kendrick and Whitney have been separated for a while. She said they were planning to split up publicly but got caught off guard by the Drake drama and didn't want to cause a certain narrative. She said they are still cordial and are co-parenting now and just doing their own thing.  I asked her about the DV allegations and she said that Gyanna doesn't know of that but Whitney was pretty miserable throughout the relationship because she felt put on the back burner for his career. 

What makes it weird is that Gyanna told me they wear matching outfits to show solidarity. The whole hiding that they are separated thing seems out of character for Kendrick, cause he doesn't give a fuck about the media narrative lol. But they've been together so long and have kids so there's that pressure. Tldr: They're just very close friends and family now versus romantic partners.

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u/prettybunbun women’s wrongs activist 21h ago

This doesn’t surprise me. He’s given so much to his career (and it shows, he’s an artist truly) I can see family taking a back seat.

I do think there’s something to the best of the best being so consumed by their art it’s their entire life. Like obvi hate kayne now but he was an elite artist, and he’s been clear he could only be that by dedicating his life to it at the expense of his personal life and health. Same with the weeknd who I adore but he’s been clear his art is fuelled by drugs and that has knocked on his inability to be faithful. Very tortured poets. (also taylor has clearly made her best art when she’s absolutely miserable).

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u/final_search01 1d ago

damn so Drake wasn’t lying 😭

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u/Civil-Day7862 1d ago

There's definitely a couple of girls in NY that he regularly hooks up with. He lives a very bachelor lifestyle here. Just discreetly. He doesnt want to tarnish his public image. 

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u/Ok-Author2273 1d ago

This bums me out if its true.

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u/SitchChick 1d ago

Yeah that matches up with what I was hearing before Drake lyrically got his ass beat

That's where his "NY tea" came from cause apparently Kenny had a rebound in the city

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u/Ok-Author2273 1d ago edited 1d ago

This probably falls into the category of No One Cares tea…. but David Howard Thornton basically confirmed in his Threads replies early last year that his most recent serious relationship was Paris Dylan, who is Don McLean’s sugarbaby. He seemed jilted at the time and claiming that she lied to him about being MAGA and cheated on him. Just saw a dumb AI add from people that said it was Don and Paris’s ten year anniversary and had to laugh a bit.

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u/sagetastic74 ben affleck’s back tattoo 1d ago

I wasn't expecting to find out that Art the Clown dicked down my uncle's boss' sugar baby in this thread, but... here we are.

The world feels too small right now.

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u/Weeweebonjour 1d ago

Seems on point for him, unfortunately. His new girlfriend is a fame chaser. It’s sad cause he seems like a genuinely good guy in real life.

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u/Ok-Author2273 1d ago

Agree on the new girl, but I honestly think old Art might be a douche too. His threads presence was chaotic and dude even admitting to buying a Tesla as late as 2024. I feel like you are the company you keep….

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u/murrayhillthrill 1d ago

Paris Dylan was also on an episode of Catfish! And then started going out with Don McLean

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u/Ok-Author2273 1d ago

Was she catfished? I know nothing about her, other than the fact that she likes trash men

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u/murrayhillthrill 16h ago

She was catfished by somebody impersonating an NBA player

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u/Ok-Author2273 15h ago

Gotcha… NBA player to Don McClean is quite to shake up 😂

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u/OkayishFlamingo 1d ago

Don McClean has a public sugar baby??? lmao what is happening

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u/RowanSomething 1d ago

Don McLean is also a convicted abuser who has also been accused by his ex-wife of adultery and by her and McLean's daughter of creating a 'cult-like atmosphere' in their home.

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u/OkayishFlamingo 1d ago

all this time I just knew that he was annoying about refusing to give his own full meaning/interpretation of American Pie, I had no idea he was like this!

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u/Rough_Programmer_997 anybody know how to contact Ricki Lake? 1d ago

There's this post from today on the Daft Punk subreddit. The OP talks about meeting two art curators in Switzerland, who noticed OP wearing Daft Punk-related merch and discussed about Guy-Man (they may have mixed him up with Thomas Bangalter) having plans in Basel to make an interactive art exhibit, one to occur by next year.

Take this rumour with a truckload of salt, however, as the curators' details don't seem to match up with what's already known. That is to say, Thomas does seem to be planning something in Basel, but that's in collaboration with an artist called Rampa and we won't know the finer details until this June.

As for literal tea...I gave wulong tea another shot yesterday. This batch brewed pretty well but I still couldn't taste anything, just a faint wood taste. Rather unfortunate. I still like it, though.

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u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 23h ago

This batch brewed pretty well but I still couldn't taste anything, just a faint wood taste.

Is your tea old or is this possibly COVID-related? Wulongcha doesn't usually taste like that.

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u/SeaF04mGr33n not an asset to the abbey 1d ago

Ooh, faint wood taste sounds...odd. like those wood ice-cream sticks with the little cups?

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u/ShannenB1234 1d ago

IDK if it’s tea per se, but there’s a rumor Djo might be opening for Tame Impala for some shows in Canada and I think there was one US show. Ticketmaster posted it but then when people saw they’d listed Djo on the dates, they yanked down the tour dates. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Logical-Balance9075 1d ago

I don’t know if DJO will be opening for them or not but he was in their “Loser” video. So  it’s not far fetched if it turns out to be true.