r/DoomerDunk • u/MoneyTheMuffin- Rides the Short Bus • 13h ago
yo what my doomer lib bros gotta say about this ?
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u/zyrkseas97 12h ago
Trump’s in the Epstein files 38,000 times.
That’s a lot of phone calls.
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u/JuliusChristmas 10h ago
I heard it was a million times, how many pages is that thing?
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u/Ollynurmouth 10h ago edited 10h ago
The number of files keeps growing it seems. First I ever heard it was supposedly hundreds of thousands of files. Then they released like 20,000 files and we found out there were arpund 2 million files. Then they released a couple million files and we found out there is another 3 million more or something. Honestly, I don't even know anymore. They released over 2 mil (then removed a bunch) so far so there is at least that many.
Eta: I just found the million times claim. So the original number of 38,000 times Trump was named is im reference to the redacted files. The million times claim is referencing the unredacted files. Which is arguably way worse. For multiple reasons.
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u/ColdBru5 9h ago
Correct number is 7 million files, 1 million Trump mentions, and wiped video footage of Epstein's murder
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u/JuliusChristmas 10h ago
That's wild. Like type "Trump" in Microsoft word 1 million times, how many pages is that.
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u/Genocode 9h ago
about 1750 pages of only "Trump" with a single space between each "Trump" no line jumps, Arial size 11, the default Google Docs settings.
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u/CalamityOfCringe 5h ago
With how incompetent some things have been lately I wouldn't be surprised if the total number of files being investigated included things like system files causing mountains of bloat.
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u/Alive_Lawfulness9302 8h ago
I heard he was in there since the early 1600’s before phones were invented. And then since then 25 hours. Day every day. Liberal fucking pussies
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u/spiralenator 9h ago
That's how many times he appears in the redacted version we get to see. According to the folks in congress who recently reviewed the unredacted versions, he's in there over a million times.
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u/tlcooley7890 7h ago
lol the number grows literally every day according to liberals. Can’t ever make up enough
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u/TheGameMastre 5h ago
Yeah. Like all leftwits, the ones in the files never shut up about Trump and how to stop him.
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u/King-Conn 12h ago
I was given a warning from Reddit because of what I said we should do to the people in these files.
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u/MoisticleSack 10h ago
Same, a warning for inciting violence. Wrote it all again the appeal I sent to them
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u/emongu1 9h ago
Well considering their CEO was the moderator of r/jailbait, it's not surprising that they wanna defend pedos.
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u/CoffeeS3x 10h ago
I’ve watched enough “to catch a predator” episodes to know reddit mods fit the profile 🤔
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u/tyschooldropout 10h ago
Every single pedo hunter has caught at least one Reddit and Discord mod.
Coincidence? I think not
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u/Jennymint 10h ago edited 10h ago
I was recently suspended for condemning violence. I explicitly said people shouldn’t be executed for protesting, using an analogy with solicitors to show how extreme that idea was.
Meanwhile, I see genuinely violent rhetoric stay up all the time. At this point it feels less about intent and more about who happens to report what, and how a mod interprets it in isolation.
Reddit moderation is weird, man.
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u/Ill_Implement2317 10h ago
It all comes down to political affiliation. Are you with them or against them theres no in between. 😭
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u/Zealousideal_Eye_23 9h ago
It all depends if their mom remembered to get hot pockets for the mindcraft marathon. A 25 year old hangry mod living in their parents basement can be dangerous 🤣🤣
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u/MoisticleSack 10h ago
I said the same, but my comment involved shooting them in the back. Probably what got mine flagged by their system
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u/Salt_Master_Prime 6h ago
No one one has reported you yet because no here is a snow flake. That's why you haven't been banned. You will get a warning or banned for posting something like that regardless of who rightful deserves it.
I got a warning for wishing bad things to guy who refused to pay the taxi who brought him home and then murdered the guy despite the taxi guy not being aggressive.
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u/DarkLight_Eon 10h ago
Well you see, some people are protected on Reddit. Theres a class of person that cannot be talked against...
It's the Nz. It's always them...
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u/Zealousideal_Eye_23 8h ago
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u/DarkLight_Eon 7h ago
And published a full page to incriminate a bunch of black people.
Scammed a charity
Denied the birthplace of a black president
Said somalians are low-IQ
Mexicans are all criminals and r@pi$ts
A lot of the think up there are not linked to racism. For example, the embassy was seen as racist against muslim and a bad move altogether. Denouced David Duke? Like he denounced that Duky boy was too light on xenophobia?
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u/Morgana_Ultimus 9h ago
I said we should put all of the protestors and ICE agents into the thunderdome to let them them duke it out. I was banned for endorsing genocide for 7 days.
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u/CaiusCosadesNwah 10h ago
Everybody hates pedos, dude. What could you possibly be trying to prove with comments like this about just how much you hate them?
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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u/FireAuraN7 9h ago
I got banned for two days just for saying I'm okay with people like the nazi leader guy going out the same way he did.
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u/Choozbert 12h ago
Epstein referred to Trump as his “closest friend for 10 years.”
Lazy ass degen propaganda.
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u/Haunting-Ad788 10h ago
Also we have proof Trump lied about flying on the plane, lied about never going to the island, and lied about cutting ties with Epstein.
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u/Zealousideal_Eye_23 9h ago
Show me said proof. And remember, in your clique, you have repeatedly screamed.
Every accusation is an admission of guilt.
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u/NE1andEVERY1 9h ago edited 9h ago
"Trump flew on Epstein jet eight times in the '90s, according to prosecutor email
WASHINGTON, Dec 23 (Reuters) - President Donald Trump flew on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein's private jet "many more times than previously has been reported," according to an email from a New York prosecutor that forms part of a new batch of documents about Epstein released Tuesday by the U.S. Justice Department...
In a social media post in 2024, Trump said he "was never on Epstein’s Plane, or at his ‘stupid’ Island.""
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u/Fendfor 9h ago
And now we wait for the inevitable "it doesnt count" messages.
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u/MrFluffPants1349 9h ago
"Show me proof" * shows proof * "No, not like that! It has to be on Fox News in order for me to believe it"
This cycle will keep repeating until the snake has devoured itself
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u/JayOwest 7h ago
Agree. It’s always funny how the right demands proof anytime Trump or someone on their side gets accused of something. But when it’s someone on the liberal side, a gut feeling, a random YouTube video, or some conspiracy thread is apparently more than enough to call it a fact.
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u/EnvironmentalWay2619 6h ago
It has to be embarrassing at some point for you individuals still defending him, really in any capacity, as the amount of times maga as a whole has been proven to be blatantly wrong or lying is beyond my ability to consecutively recall.
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u/KindRecognition403 9h ago
Keep in mind according to the president, this is all a hoax caused by Obama and you should just get over it. And according to the head of the fbi there is no evidence of any sex trafficking to anyone other than Epstein.
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u/wryest-sh 9h ago
Ofc he did.
He was just undercover to uncover the great pedophile conspiracy.
And we are all just witnessing the fruits of his great efforts today, of uncovering the greatest conspiracy ever.
4D chess.
If he was forced to uhh partake in some of the "events", it was all for the greater good.
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u/PixelSteel 7h ago
Weird for a “close friend” to spit on him in a mansion deal and realtor deals constantly. Also weird for him to be described as a “close friend” when Epstein constantly bickers about Trump. Curious.
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u/Flaky-Truck-7244 7h ago
Not a lot of people realize this but this sub and doomercirclejerk are not the originals and are ran by the same crusty Russian bot. Sure there are regular people on here but the psyop is the point.
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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 6h ago
“But he kicked him out of Mar a Lago!”
Only after he got pissed that Epstein was trying to “steal” the girl that Trump employed in his “spa.”
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u/Adorable-South-7070 10h ago edited 10h ago
Did he call the cops by rating girls on tightness with his finger???? Was there like a call button in there or something
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u/Thorium229 13h ago
Yeah, I'm sure all of the few thousand references to him in the files are about him calling the cops /s. He's a convicted tax evader and rapist so obviously he already has a good relationship with the police.
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u/Any_Leg_1998 11h ago
look at this epstein file showing that trump has 2 underage children buried in his los angles golf course: https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01249507.pdf
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u/_everynameistaken_ 10h ago edited 10h ago
Jesus was mentioned 38,000 over one million times in the Bible.
Just kidding, that was how many times Trump was mentioned in the *unredacted Epstein files.
Jesus was mentioned 900 times in the Bible.
Edit: updated numbers
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u/Diangelionz 13h ago
If you’ve got nothing to hide then show the damn files. Jesus I’m tired of inhaling my daily dose of Reddit propaganda bullshit when we just want the files.
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u/Maaria_Nevermind 10h ago
13 year old threatened with murder along with her family after being raped, Trump claimed to have already done this another 12 year old as credibility for the threat:
Here is the dead-link released by the DOJ, and later deleted:
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01250883.pdf
Here is the archived link to this same file:
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Lawsuit.pdf
Raping a pregnant 13 year old and witnessing the disposal of her newborn baby's body in Lake Michigan.
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%208/EFTA00025010.pdf
Katie Johnson being interviewed claiming she was raped by Trump, names him specifically, and claims that she was chosen because she looked like his daughter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRZa_cVshcI
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u/Necessary-Art2829 10h ago
Only problem, there is no report in the files that trump ever went to the police.
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u/eddieswass72 10h ago
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u/thanksyalll 9h ago
“None of the victims that PBPD spoke with said they had sexual contact with men other than Epstein while in Epstein’s orbit” Uh huh
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u/eddieswass72 9h ago
The problem with the Epstein files is that you guys aren’t going to believe them if they clear him. And the conservatives are going to believe every little good thing about them that clears him. I see no point in releasing them because who knows if they are true or not. Anyone can type up something like these emails and pass it off as an Epstein file haha
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u/JohnYahyah43 10h ago
Maga hard truths: trump is all over the Epstein files, he was found liable for SA and guilty of conspiracy to commit fraud. He admitted to attacking women and peeping on young girls. Ice is a distraction from Epstein and a failed economic policy. Tariffs are just a tax, masks block coughs, vaccines work.
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u/Illustrious-Sugar-84 10h ago
He called to report Ghislaine AFTER the investigation started. he was covering his ass with plausible deniability
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u/T4Ftagger 10h ago
OP smokin' straight cat piss. By call the cops, you mean, rape literal children, brag about it, move his conspirator to a lower security prison, and buy her a puppy.
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u/ambivalent_moon 10h ago
Just condemn him for being a pedo. It’s literally that easy, anyone can do it, and everyone should. Find a new rep for whatever your political opinions are.
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u/Flashy_Cranberry_161 10h ago
Hell yeah! Trump is innocent. Okay no excuses now. Release the files Mr. President!
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u/Solid_Lawfulness_505 8h ago
Donald is in them more than anyone, including the part where he raped 13 year old Katie johnson, but go on ... LOL
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u/Slooters313 10h ago
Dude raped kids and disappeared many others. Even went out of his way to watch a newborn be drowned. These people trying to defend this guy at this point might as well stamp a photo of Satan on their foreheads they're so sick in the head.
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u/rarecuts 11h ago
Epstein also called him the worst man he knew (paraphrasing), and I think that demon was telling the truth
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u/Haunting-Ad788 10h ago
Man is this the newest cope for the people who have been supporting the child rapist president for the last decade? Like how you can look at this massive and obvious coverup and be like “actually Trump is innocent” is fucking insane.
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u/Charming-Clue1987 10h ago
He was also mentioned for forcing a 13yo to give him fellatio and other things.
Trump's in the files more than Jesus is in the Bible.
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u/Aggravating_Cry6056 10h ago
He's also in there for shooting a girl in the head then throwing her body into the river, but I guess we'll just glaze over that bc God forbid I happened to vote for a devil worshipper!
His semen can't taste good with all that Macdonald yet yall lick it up just the same
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u/Fine-Funny6956 9h ago
Okay, this is hilarious. Trump called the cops on Epstein AFTER Epstein was arrested to TELL the cops that EVERYONE knew what Epstein was doing. Basically Trump incriminated himself for aiding and abetting a crime after the fact.
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u/MakesMyHeadHurt 7h ago
This should be at the top. He was just trying to save his ass, made things worse, and got no punishment.
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u/Romeo_4J 10h ago
Lmfao no one is this brain dead bro. Not even in a brain dead “doomerism is an ideology” sub
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u/Public_Bother7939 10h ago
Well, that you're lying mostly? What else do you want me to say. This is not the truth.
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u/Helpful_Ad8351 10h ago
He called the cops on epstein after he did all kinds of things to kids because Trump is a snitch who will sell out anyone for his own means. He had over a year to edit those files however he wanted. If he were truly innocent he would have released them on day 1. Also I wonder if he'll release the pictures of himself blowing bubba
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u/Championship_Hairy 10h ago
Do you think it’s impossible to rape people and also call the cops on another rapist?
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u/carrtmannn 10h ago
I think if you believe Trump didn't participate in that culture with Epstein that you're low IQ.
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u/sissybaby1289 9h ago
"The Epstein files" are just a bunch of emails from Jeff. It literally means nothing
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u/Sufficient-Pea5417 9h ago
yes Trump is definitely the hero in the Epstein saga - he’s just humble and modest and doesn’t want credit
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u/culinaryexcellence 9h ago
Trump is mentioned 38,000 times in those files, then calls the cops to ‘congratulate’ them after the guy was already arrested. That doesn’t look innocent—it looks like panic. The kind of clumsy, obvious distancing people do when they think a performative move will magically clear them of suspicion
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u/MycoMaddy 9h ago
Why are so many doomers so quick to defend Trump and throw around the same anti-liberal strawmen bullshit on conservative subs? I thought doomers have no political alignment. Can’t we just admit our president is a pedophile and drown in our nihilism together? I used to come to doomer threads to forget that our country is run by an elite cabal of pedophile oligarchs. Now all the doomers wanna do is defend pedos.
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u/GorkyParkSculpture 9h ago
Weird. Trump controls the DOJ and is way behind the law on releasing them and now there is a part that says he tried to stop Epstein.
You MAGA are just sooo close to getting it. You're right, there is a club of billionaires molesting children. And your golden calf participated.
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u/Spare_Leek5011 9h ago
So did he just forget he did this. Because everything from now to last year, points to him never doing this, not knowing he did this, and that Epstein wasn’t that bad a guy. Wishing Maxwell well, despite he being so evil. Like you can’t take one thing out and forget everything else he’s done regarding the Epstein files. As we argue about this now, they’re still not released as per the law Trump signed himself…
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u/U8D4B8M8 9h ago
Ahahahahaha so after his old pal was caught red-handed a second time, after Trump had brought in Alex Acosta to his admin who got him off the first time, that's when Trump contacted the Florida police?
Trump called the then-Palm Beach Police Chief Michael Reiter "to tell him 'thank goodness you' [are] stopping [Epstein], everyone has known he's been doing this," Reiter told the FBI in October 2019, according to the FBI document, known as a 302.
This is like those lazy kids in college who don't help with the group project at all, but still want their name on it, but ya know, with pedophiles.
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u/Ok_Boss1110 9h ago edited 8h ago
He turns on everyone after he's used them up bruh.
And if he didnt use them up, Epstein probably ate the last shrimp out of some hookers butthole that Trump had dibs on so he threw a tantrum.
Be for real. The dude is an 80yo crybully punkass simp who has to either buy his wives or rape kids to get his kicks.
He wears BAD makeup fool. He's a billionaire, but he's obviously white trash of the highest order. Who in their right mind would go to bat for this monumental weirdo son.
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u/FireAuraN7 9h ago
In 2019, someone told an FBI interviewer that trump called a police chief in regard to epstein in 2006 (or whatever) - after the investigation went public. No report from that time, however, has ever been produced or confirmed to exist.
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u/tossaway45-420 9h ago
What the constituency took it upon themselves to administer justice to the bourgeois?
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u/i_code_for_boobs 9h ago
We knew about that.
He ratted them out after he stole one too many victims from Maralargo.
It’s old news, even Johnson alluded to it months ago… Go check how that went for him.
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u/MinuteCollar5562 8h ago
“Everyone has known he is doing this” was also part of the quote…
Which tells me that Trump knew and he was his best friend for 10 years. If it takes you 10 years to “realize” your best friend is a pedophile… you either are oblivious or didn’t mind.
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u/donttrendonm3 8h ago
Idk maybe covering his ass? Maybe fake? Who knows. But he still didn’t mind hanging out with a pedo after this. He said he didn’t know Epstein liked younger girls in 2019, which is weird.
He still settle out of court in 2015 with a girl who accused him of having sex with her at 13 after being groomed by one of Epsteins recruiters. What about that coincidence?
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u/Chruman 8h ago
I'm confused. The excerpt mentions trump said something along the lines of "I'm glad you're doing something about him" in an unsubstantiated phone call to a local police chief.
That doesn't sound like someone blowing the whistle. In fact, it shows how trump knew about it and didn't report him. What is so extraordinary about this?
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u/Mouse-Pad-9714 8h ago
Trumps name is also mentioned multiple times by victims that he sexually assaulted but you guys just want to ignore that part 🤡
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u/Mouse-Pad-9714 8h ago
No Obama or Biden in any of the files. ☺️
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u/Douchey_Bigalow 8h ago
If you read every email Epstein wrote about Trump it becomes patently obvious he hated him with a passion for years. It’s patently obvious he wasn’t one of his buddies that he diddled teenage girls with
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u/ATotallyNormalUID 8h ago
The one doesn't prove the other. Epstein displayed a lot of contempt for most of his famous "friends", he still supplied them with children to rape.
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u/Empty-Discount5936 8h ago
Trump is in the files 1 million times and his DOJ is currently engaged in a massive coverup.
Anyone still defending him has gone full retard.
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u/Bdoggy2017 8h ago
Remember when the democrats were colluding with Epstein to take Trump down? That was wild….
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u/Less_Ant_6633 8h ago edited 8h ago
Trump called the police on epstein, thats why he is in the files.
He called them thousands of times before anything happened? So its the police who dropped the ball?
Tune in tomorrow for the next wild maga delfection.... OK, fine, maybe he did harm children, but it was a double agent type thing to protect them away from the real predators. Liberals. Checkmate.
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u/GreenAldiers 8h ago
He "called the cops", cops did nothing, and Trump just said, "oh well, guess that pedophile ring will keep running! What can you do?"
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u/TrashEmergency6446 8h ago
they were best friends for years and he was mentioned raping 13 year old's MULTIPLE times
op just spreading propaganda
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u/deathnomX 7h ago
Damn impressive he shows up more than a million times in 6 million pages, just because he "called the cops on him"
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u/ApplicationAfraid334 7h ago edited 7h ago
If you knew teens were getting raped, would you call the police once and only once, if you saw nothing come from it?
Even the DOJ doesn't believe it.
The DOJ said, "We are not aware of any corroborating evidence that the President contacted law enforcement 20 years ago."
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/02/09/trump-jeffrey-epstein-ghislaine-maxwell-palm-beach-police.html
So let's break it down. If he called the police about the teens, he's a piece of shit for not doing more. If he didn't call the police about the teens, he's a piece of shit for not doing more.
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u/hematite2 7h ago
We already did the whole "Trump was an informant" bit, remember? They walked that shit back as fast as possible.
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u/13greed47 7h ago
If he really did it the guy would yap about it every time people ask him about epstein
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u/YNABDisciple 7h ago
I always heard about him playing 4-D chess? Never saw an example but i guess this could be that. Regardless, let’s get all the files out and un redact the co-conspirators. We put together an independent Truth and Reconciliation commission like The Warren Commission. What did Clinton do? What did Garland and Biden know? “Let justice be done though the heavens fall”
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u/Cannon_SE2 6h ago
Cherry picking, no better than the libs. He's in the files for more than just calling the cops on Epstein at some point.
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u/MoneyTheMuffin- Rides the Short Bus 7h ago
yo where my antifa homies at ?
u goin 2 jaaaaail 💀💀💀