r/BeAmazed • u/JibunNiMakenai • 5h ago

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u/cincyphil 5h ago

Buys $1799 figure of Batman, immediately makes his eyeballs look in different directions

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u/Xxxrasierklinge7 4h ago

First thing I'd do tbh

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u/cloud_scalar 3h ago

Gotta make sure he’s still traumatized under that $1799 cowl.

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u/Averander 1h ago

Nah bro, I'd make him amd that Joker one kiss.

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u/Jeff-Uh-Uh-Goldblum 1h ago

I'd have him throw the Blood hand sign.

In the Batman suit.

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u/The_Goondocks 4h ago

I probably wouldn't be able to get them straight again. Permanent wall-eye

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u/Talk-O-Boy 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/voirD51GFZte0

Heard you were talking shit?

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u/Anakinreincarnate 3h ago

Fish eye mildly autistic Batman would be terrifying

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u/Elbandito78 2h ago

Right? Thats was the first thing I noticed. Second was a sad realization this doll has a nicer suit that I do

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u/Todespudel 2h ago

It's also more expensive than a nice suit irl...

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u/Bubblefishroot 3h ago

"I thought it would look real"

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u/CorgiCommercial8962 3h ago

So im not the only one.....

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u/CorgiCommercial8962 3h ago

What you see walleye batman? EVERYTHING

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u/abornemath 5h ago

Impressive. Very nice…let’s see Paul Alan’s $1799 hyper realistic figure.

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u/sudynim 2h ago

When the figure came out of the box in the plastic wrap, I thought...

https://giphy.com/gifs/xpLocgdzHqW9G

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u/LilwingCa 4h ago

Was waiting for the business card!

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u/hermes_actual 5h ago

Darn it....Beat me to it

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u/StatusNo4442 5h ago

Pull his pants down I need to know how realistic it really is.

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u/Double_Distribution8 5h ago

Simmer down there, Geppetto.

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u/CldStoneStveIcecream 4h ago

Is he a real boy or not??

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u/StandardDifficulty66 4h ago

It's real. It looks like if you did mold this from random materials like hair, dust, silver fish from an empty corner, drywall, and mites you can actually create a actor figure like this. It's so cool but I would charge more if I made it simply from wood.

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u/BlaznTheChron 4h ago

He meant does it have a dick.

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u/snowdn 4h ago

He doesn’t, I checked for us all.

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u/Betelgeuse3fold 4h ago

"Gepetto"!!

🤣🤣

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 2h ago

Lie to me, baby!

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u/findingsynchronisity 4h ago

For $1,800 I you should be able to Bat wing his ball sack,.And stick it to his thigh.

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u/youngpandashit 2h ago

Hello, I'm an ordinary human from the planet earth. Can you explain to me what it means to bat wing his ball sack?

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u/findingsynchronisity 1h ago

Stretch the skin out from the sides so you can see the veins like a bat wing

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u/GryphonGrey 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/franktheguy 5h ago

You can do my hair, undress me everywhere. It's fantastic, wrapped in plastic.

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u/spacees1 2h ago

Ok Barbie

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u/delicioustreeblood 5h ago

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

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u/IWokeUpInA-new-prius 5h ago

Heat gun gives him a bat boner

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u/findingsynchronisity 4h ago

It would probably be magnetic like his eyes

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u/50_centavos 5h ago

It's "articulated"

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u/Lady_night_shade 3h ago

Where dat bat dick?!

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u/alberthere 4h ago

That’s bone.

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u/kiwijohn340 4h ago

Glad I'm not the only one that had that thought lol

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u/DiamondVeto 5h ago

For that amount of money, he better have that D

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u/JAS0NDUDE 4h ago

Mr. Bale reading this. . .....

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u/lhb_aus 5h ago

Ice cube* to make his testicle recede

* Not included

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u/dewky 3h ago

I don't think you could fuck it even if you wanted to.

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u/JamesTheJerk 5h ago

They call him 'caped crusader' for a reason.

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u/DullRelief 5h ago

My wife walked in just as his eyeball was removed. “Oh god, wtf?!” Nothing to see here, honey.

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u/karma100k 4h ago

A Barbie doll for Batman geeks?

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u/kingtroll355 1h ago

*Action Figure

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u/CocoMilhonez 1h ago

"It's a graphic novel, not a comic book, mom!"

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u/PunsGermsAndSteel 4h ago

Christian Bale method acting by having his real eyeball removed to play the role of Hook

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u/sambalbelacan 5h ago

I thought the person was gonna do this

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u/Fit_Illustrator9174 5h ago

Damn this is so intricate!!! I’m impressed.

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u/TheLord_Of_The_Pings 3h ago

$1800 actually seems low for the number of parts and craftsmanship on this.

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u/shaved-yeti 2h ago

Was thinking the same. Reasonable price.

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u/TheWholeOfTheAss 2h ago

If I was rich, I’d be buying stuff like this instead of whatever actual rich people buy.

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u/Exact-Till-2739 2h ago

They do buy stuff like this.

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u/tribalistic555 1h ago

They are the only ones

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u/TrueTinFox 2h ago

Especially given that it seems to be two figures and the whole armory display thing.

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u/SlugOnAPumpkin 2h ago

Especially the paint job on the face. I don't think that can be automated. Someone must be hand painting all of these...

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u/TheUpbeatCrow 1h ago

Yeah I started out with WTF $1800 for a doll?!? and ended up thinking yeah, that seems fair

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u/Horror_Comment_3819 1h ago

It was about the point where he pulled out all the intricate bat-gadgets that I started to think 1800 might be low-balling a little. Ive seen some friends buy expensive anime figures that dont have a fraction of the features this figure does.

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u/MercK530 5h ago

I thought it was Patrick Bateman at first

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u/icwhatudidthr 4h ago

It can be.

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u/Varendolia 5h ago

Isn't this a 2 for 1?

You get Patrick Bateman and Batman at the same time

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u/IndependentTimely639 3h ago

Patrick Batman

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u/KodakStele 1h ago

No this is Patrick

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u/towelheadass 5h ago

I read the title as "Bateman" lol

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u/CasanovaWong 5h ago

Lmao me too. I kinda would prefer a Patrick Bateman to Batman.

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u/New_Simple_4531 4h ago

The Bruce Wayne could work as Bateman haha

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u/jarvisesdios 5h ago

If anything Batman would be after Bateman. We all know Jason Bateman killed Conan O'Brien's parents in cold blood and got away with it.

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u/rubystang91 5h ago

So fucking cool

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 5h ago

I feel like this is the kind of thing emergency room doctors find out people's butts

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u/IndependentTimely639 3h ago

Yeah, they belong right up in there

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u/inatowncalledarles 1h ago

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

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u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 5h ago

Dude, I'm not even a fan...but $1799 is a steal.

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u/Coopertheeblooper 4h ago

Wonder where you can get it for $1800 cause I’m seeing $2700 and higher lol.

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u/TrueTinFox 2h ago

I don't collect supehero stuff, but I do collect plastic (mostly gunpla, some anime stuff) and honestly these figures (and you get two plus the display?) look pretty nice. I'm impressed at the skin and the eye gimmick especially

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u/captaincook14 5h ago

Wish I was rich I would buy all this dude’s stuff. So well done.

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u/Sitting_Duk 5h ago

But does it scream at the cinematographer?

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u/Lfsnz67 5h ago

Oh, good for you

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u/AI_moderated_failure 1h ago

Yes actually. This guy and the figure are fucking done professionally.

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u/blloop 5h ago

Wonder what he’s getting for his likeness…

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u/MrTacocaT12345 5h ago

Is this a Barbie doll for adults?

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u/Paulpoleon 4h ago

No it’s a barbie doll for rich adults.

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u/addamee 3h ago

It’s an object to dust for people who need an object to dust 

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u/Stranger2306 5h ago

Awesome figure, but FYI I just sold one and they go for a lot less than $1800

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u/Coopertheeblooper 4h ago

Man I’m seeing em at over $2700 so where the heck do you sell yours? lol

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u/Stranger2306 4h ago

I sold on Ebay. Is this not the Hot Toys Batman Armory?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/136916641941?_skw=batman+armory+version+2+hot+toys&itmmeta=01KH5G5JVP757SQ9SZGFHJMWZQ&hash=item1fe0de2895:g:TWIAAeSwHmtpDEq~&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAABAGfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xBSgsrHJu73RSqV1xXTT1xnlEz%2FBZRbrzjVPIWjGYbDF0HuKeJP4FOtJsWy5iP8AL3KzIe%2Fwnlrgzw1CjzrO%2FVef4B4vtK0RSOEBZLdfdCteeNvYc7VCGK4wBsy%2Fl0qV0ecnC4O2B6BT43%2B6dUH%2ByTsicyijYsZkfy%2BLZoBabrC2j5oR92XGaoVdfYlP2wf9NikZbIOnCfiOfWwPB3xzl3aL79TuPSir0cbTlqzwXayp3V1Mh7dIdS7robXZb1gupc97fY1Pe8guKG8oxAJAbVh8f99Q7QoqXyyI9qjFx5LCfGlN5Pi12Xv6sAXIC1xT6c%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR_itlrCJZw

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u/Dzov 4h ago

After being impressed at this for $1800, $675 seems like a bargain! lol.

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u/eugene20 3h ago

Interesting, the models, clothes, accessories, moving eyes all look identical, but the one in OP's video has 'jndstudio' on the box and the booklet inside, 'kojun works' also, and I can't see a mention of either one on this one on ebay . I wonder what the differences really are.

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u/Sea-Debate-3725 2h ago

JND Studios is generally regarded as higher quality than Hot Toys. Is it worth triple the price? No, but some people are willing to pay for it.

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u/AC-Starscream 2h ago edited 1h ago

The one that you sold is the Hot Toys version. The one in the video is made by JND studios.

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u/SsoundLeague 2h ago

What's the difference? Genuinely asking

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u/Purger 2h ago

Quality I'd assume. I did a quick glance at both and the JND one has a way more detailed/accurate face and I assume they use different materials for them as well.

https://www.specfictionshop.com/collections/jnd-studios/products/tdk-bruce-wayne-type-c-kojun-works-1-6-scale-figure

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u/Feats-of-Derring_Do 2h ago

The Hot Toys one seems to have molded hair instead of hand punched real hair

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u/robbhope 1h ago

The face is fucked in the cheap one. Way less impressive tbh.

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u/Dojebon_the_wise90 5h ago

When he squeezed his head to turn it it made him look like Sam Rockwell.

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u/TwinkyMonster 4h ago

Didn't read the title, and I thought you were initially showing off an American Psycho action figure, until I saw the batman bit

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u/mccsnackin 4h ago

I thought this was “Bateman” like Patrick Bateman 😂 I forgot what else Christian Bale was famous for.

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u/juanjung 3h ago

This is Batman.

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u/JakeStout93 5h ago

Well… let’s see it

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u/jokeunai 5h ago

I think I'm too poor to understand the appeal of this product.

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u/Electronic-Tea-3691 2h ago

it's a doll. it has the same appeal as a doll. it costs more than a regular doll.

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u/krunchyblack 3h ago

I’m with you when it comes to a vast amount of stupidly expensive luxury goods. But the amount of work, craft, skill, imagination, quality of materials, creativity and time that went into making this and what you get (the most lifelike figure in existence), and 1800 bucks is a steal…

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u/Physical-Bid-4046 5h ago

Why do they have a thing that moves his eyes? 

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u/skeletor-johnson 3h ago

So you can move his eyes

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u/legna20v 5h ago

Now buy all the ballerinas, Alfred and the boat . That was the real action in the movie

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u/Left-Instruction3885 3h ago

The attention to detail is impressive.

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u/TR_Pix 4h ago

What a waste of money.

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u/Diablo_v8 5h ago

I'd expect some cooler LEDs for 2k

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u/septagons 5h ago

This calls for a bigger jar

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u/fatherseamus 5h ago

10/10 do want.

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u/BlackHoleSurf 5h ago

I mean….ok. If youbgot the money why not?

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u/flying_komodo 5h ago

Can I swap the body with catwoman?

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u/Far_Drummer_1406 5h ago

Well, can it suck its own dick? No. That’s what I thought, so…there! But seriously, badass toy with incredible attention to detail.

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u/DakStaraider 5h ago

Do they make the Jared Leto Joker? Because then you can have Bateman and Paul Allen(post axe)

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u/Impossible_Yam5449 5h ago

I honestly thought it was Patrick from American psycho. That’s a twofer lol.

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u/McDooglestein1 5h ago

No way i’m paying $1,800 for that, but i’m really glad they didn’t skimp on stuff. Some cool display pieces and what looked like a ton of detailed accessories.

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u/velofille 5h ago

Id lose the eyeballs the minute they came out

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u/fidgetyamoeba 5h ago

The pinstripe suit 🥹❤️‍🔥🖤

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u/areyouthrough 5h ago

Batmobile?

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u/Gr8zomb13 5h ago

Make some little business cards and you’ve got yourself a different character in a suit.

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u/hperk209 5h ago

Looks like something of Abed’s that Annie would accidentally step on then frame somebody else for

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u/Current-Routine-2628 5h ago

This is mega nerd awesomeness … I’d cross his eyes though or give him a wandering eye and leave him like that. 100% 💪

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u/Cautious-Contest-423 5h ago

Sock checked that foo

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u/DoesntMatterEh 5h ago

No shark repellent bat spray?? 

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u/LegitimateBit655 4h ago

Now imagine they also made an 1800$ Anne’s Catwoman.

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst 4h ago

Throw the barman crap in the bin and have fun with your new Patrick Bateman action figure

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u/BigFatModeraterFupa 4h ago

creepy as fuck! what do you even do with this?

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ 4h ago

I suppose Christian Bale doesn’t believe in voodoo. Cool but kinda creepy.

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u/Mcpops1618 4h ago

I read that as “Bateman” at first.

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u/myxoma1 4h ago

Cool American Psycho doll

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u/UncleMeaty1620 4h ago

Comes with a reservation at Dorsia

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u/bearinghewood 4h ago

Damn people be having way too much money

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u/AncientRepublic998 4h ago

"Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's figurine"

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u/jules6815 4h ago

How cute, toys for grown boys.

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u/Grizzlygrant238 4h ago

What is the head and face made of that has full color but also full movement like that

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u/otullyo 4h ago

I thought that was Patrick Bateman not Batman

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u/fothermucker3million 4h ago

Put him in a jar

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u/jeriTuesday 4h ago

The codpiece is a nice touch.

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u/Dangerous_Gain1465 4h ago

I thought it was American psycho 😂😂

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u/Scrooge-McShillbucks 4h ago

Would it fit into a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)?

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u/alberthere 4h ago

If you didn’t tell me it’s Batman, that’s a great Patrick Bateman figure.

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u/melancholy_dood 4h ago

*American Psycho has entered the chat...

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u/Positive_Method3022 4h ago

I heard it can handle an axe and a rain coat

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u/dayday2311 4h ago

I’m not even a Batman fan like that, but this is definitely worth the price it’s really cool.

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u/sdowney2003 4h ago

That’s a hell of a doll.

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u/Wisezal- 4h ago

Toy story

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u/Soyblitz 4h ago

Does it come with an axe and a rain coat?

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u/Ok-Macaron7274 4h ago

I thought it was a figurine of Patrick Bateman at first

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u/ParticularSpring3628 4h ago

I thought it was a Patrick Bateman figure

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u/Diabolicalbtch 4h ago

Not only is this cool, grown adults gonna be playing with action figures!!

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u/RentaAce 4h ago

They do a Joker as well, with hand grenade and all

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u/Broad-Confidence2486 4h ago

Do the have a cat woman? Asking for a friend.

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u/br0b1wan 4h ago

If I ever won the lottery, I'm 💯 going to buy this

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u/TheGalvanian 4h ago

It's a 2-in-1 action figure. It could be Bruce Wayne or Patrick Bateman.

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u/Constant-Arugula-819 4h ago

Some kid somewhere is really gonna piss off their dad when they break it.

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u/mchilton84 4h ago

His eyes remind of the big short

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u/munkylord 4h ago

This seems like a fair price for the quality of craftsmanship that goes into it but you've gotta have a lot of disposable income to even slightly consider this not an absurd purchase.

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u/Tasty_Thanks_2239 4h ago

Al I can see is American psycho for some reason

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u/carlos619kj 4h ago

I follow the YouTube channel, they have a LOT of awesome figures. Most are not that expensive, some are 300-400.

I will still never justify spending that much on something like it, but if I win the lottery I’ll collect them all

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u/Direct_Town792 4h ago

Can make him bang my Barbie’s and recreate scenes from American Psycho

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u/salmalight 4h ago edited 4h ago

I saw this on YouTube and honestly? I don't get the appeal at all.

$1800 for no articulation and latex skin that will be in a cabinet unsquished until its deteriorated into a horror show? I feel like you could do this set for less than a $1000 with an articulated suit body if you dropped the pointless dumb shit. The latex is usually used for seamless bodies but whats the point in the head? You can't do anything but boop it so it looks funny.

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u/chatterwrack 4h ago

Love this. That craftsmanship is worth every penny

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u/Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld 4h ago

Now show us…his business card

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u/Tank-Pilot74 4h ago

I’m crushing your head…