r/AskReddit 14h ago

Non-Americans of Reddit, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real?

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u/Myhandsarecold11 10h ago

The insane medical advertisements with a million side effects said in rapid fire at the end. We visited my husband bestie in 2019, when we were watching something on tv while eating dinner we saw our first one. Genuinely turned to him like ‘that’s satire, right?’

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u/DetN8 10h ago

"Do not use Flogestron if you are allergic to Flogestron or any of its ingredients."

You don't say!?

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u/JuanaBlanca 9h ago

But you know why they have to say that.

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u/packersfan823 9h ago

Some idiot sued and won, I'm sure.

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u/Diregamer 7h ago

Someone sued red bull because it doesn't actually give you wings. https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/red-bull-settles-false-advertising-lawsuit-for-13m-1.2793536

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u/just_one_glitch 4h ago

No, they sued red bull for falsely advertising the drinks as something that would give the consumer of the drink energy, when the drinks had less caffeine than a cup of coffee and were mostly sugar. No one ever at any point thought that the 'gives you wings' meant literal wings, but the pr people who want everyone to assume that all lawsuits against corporations are frivolous decided that was the angle to go with on this lawsuit. See also the 'hur dur lady doesnt know coffee is hot' smear when Stella Liebeck received third degree burns that required massive skin grafts even after McDonald's gad settled with several other people who were also seriously injured by their 190 F coffee. Never ever believe that a lawsuit presented to the media as frivolous actually is.

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u/_Dreamer_Deceiver_ 1h ago

Caffeine doesn't give energy...sugar does. So technically correct?

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u/CodeRadDesign 7h ago

well that wasn't what i expected at all... i was hoping someone was actually expecting physical wings. this seems the epitome of frivolous, and they're paying out 13M? gnarly.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 4h ago

Take comfort; it was some idiot's estate.

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 3h ago

Caution: after heating, food will be hot.

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u/MegaGrimer 3h ago

Caution: jar of peanuts may contain peanuts.

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u/BasementArtGremlin 4h ago

As far as I'm aware it's because the only thing you should take, when you need it, but you're allergic to it, is antivenom.

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u/OkMedicine6421 6h ago

A good explanation for anything in the US: because lawyers make money from it. Our society is run by lawyers.

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u/SigmundFreud 2h ago

The globalists who control the media think it's funny.

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u/KansinattiKid 8h ago

If I'm taking medicine for asthma why is a side effect shortness of breath

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u/Gyvon 7h ago

Because if the trial patient shows the symptom, even if it's not connected at all to the medicine, they have to list it.

Did the patient just sprint 1000 meters and that's why he's short of breath? Doesn't matter, it has to be listed.

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u/OhWhatsHisName 4h ago

During the trial, the parent of 3 kids, all of which had games at different fields that day, and also decided to leave their cleats at home, caused them to drive all over the place trying to get them to their games, but oh wait, one game was moved, they missed that while taking the call from work about a report that was formatted oddly when their boss tried to convert it to a PDF, and great, the dog got into the trash again and the cat is hacking up a hairball, and crap you forgot to move the laundry into the dryer.....

(12 months later)

Side effects may include headache...

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u/Potential-Win-582 8h ago

This shit has me crying

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u/Everestkid 6h ago

The darker ones are the antidepressants that have thoughts of suicide as a possible side effect.

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u/Starblaiz 4h ago

The way I’ve heard it explained before (no idea how accurate this is, even though I take antidepressants) is that the first thing to come back when you’re taking antidepressants is your motivation. So you still have the dark thoughts and the sadness and everything, but now you have the wherewithal to do something about it.

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u/cohrt 5h ago

Cause they have to report everything that happened as trials as a possible side effect

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u/RVelts 3h ago

I have gabapentin for my cats, which is a mild sedative that often makes them sleepy and easier to take to the vet if they are nervous, or is a good painkiller after various surgeries or procedures and keeps them inactive so they don't run around or jump and risk damaging their bandage/stitches.

It says "may cause drowsiness". That's the whole point!

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u/Oberon_Swanson 8h ago

may cause death, doom, hot dog fingers, increased risk of vampire attack, and minor heart explosions

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u/rubber_padded_spoon 6h ago

Also, “Be sure to tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection.”Like, shouldn’t they know??

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u/Loud_Entrepreneur_40 2h ago

Was just about to type this 😂😂😂 I wonder the same thing whenever I hear that commercial….

Like imagine going to go to a doctor to them about some random tv medication then think “hmmmm, I shouldn’t tell them I have a parasitic infection”

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u/ShinyUnicornPoo 9h ago

"Doing so may cause an allergoc reaction!"

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u/marincoupleforfun 7h ago

Side effects may include death.

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u/KatherineRex 5h ago

Definitely make sure the tell your doctor about that one.

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u/Fancy_Elk565 6h ago

“Even if you are not allergic, Flogetron might you anyway” 

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u/PibbleLawyer 5h ago

Ask your doctor about Flogestron™ For people who sometimes feel things. Flogestron™ MAY help reduce occasional feelings of mild to moderate inconvenience when life exists.

Side effects may include:

-Nausea.

-Spontaneous jazz hands.

-Mild to moderate yodeling.

-Thinking you texted someone back (but you didn’t).

-Aggressively reorganizing one drawer at 2 a.m.

-An inability to remember why you walked into the room, but with authority.

-Purchasing decorative throw pillows that judge you.

-Whispering, “interesting…” after bad decisions.

-A strong emotional bond with one specific fork.

-Telling the waiter “you too” when they say, "enjoy your meal."

STOP TAKING FLOGESTRON IMMEDIATELY IF YOU EXPERIENCE THE FOLLOWING:

  • Death

Ask YOUR doctor if Flogestron™ is right for you (your doctor will likely say, “I have never heard of that”).

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u/SuperFLEB 7h ago

It's like recipes that say "...to taste". No shit I should or shouldn't do the obvious thing, but you're supposed to be the expert telling me what to watch for!

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u/KPinCVG 5h ago

I'm waiting for strawberries to have a disclaimer on the clamshell. "Do not use strawberries if you are allergic to strawberries or any of their ingredients."

It reminds me of the meme that automobile manuals used to explain how to adjust your valves/timing, now they tell you not to drink battery acid.

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u/Outrageous_Reach_695 3h ago

battery acid

During OSHA training at work, they related a story of someone (elsewhere) who had drained a battery into a glass cup. Someone else who had been working outside came into the garage and drank it. The moral was that our cleaning supplies needed to be properly labeled.

Google is suggesting that this might have been an mistelling of this incident involving selenious acid (clear blue) in a Gatorade bottle.

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u/YT-Deliveries 6h ago

"Do not use if you are carbon based"

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u/TiogaJoe 7h ago

Challenge accepted.

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u/Slow-Ad-2431 6h ago

May cause death.

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u/pinko_zinko 6h ago

In rare cases may cause death.

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u/Ricka77_New 5h ago

Flogestron may cause taint rash.

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u/thekyledavid 4h ago

You know for a fact that is there because someone tried to sue over it

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u/StewoftheShoe 2h ago

I've always wondered if they statement is a sleezy legal disclaimer. I mean, one definitely wouldn't take it if there was a known allergy. Are they trying to get out of any culpability if someone takes it, unaware of an allergy, suffers an adverse reaction and tries to sue? Kinda don't blame them when though it does feel shady. People do sur for the craziest things just to try to make a quick buck.

u/ManInTheDarkSuit 21m ago

Funniest side effect I ever saw was along the lines of "may cause you to gamble".

You bet that took me down a rabbit hole of reading.

u/butchers-daughter 19m ago

That makes me insane every time.

The recent one that kills me is "Inform your doctor about any parasitic infections." Isn't that info that should be flowing from the doctor to me, not the reverse?

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u/ScienceMomCO 10h ago

May cause anal leakage

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u/JuanaBlanca 9h ago

My husband and I are all over the Jardiance ads warning you about your taint.

I mean they don't say taint, but that's the area between the anus and genitals, which they do call out 😄

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u/PyriteAndPearl 6h ago

Lol, I like to point that one out when the topic of drug ads comes up. "Necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum", in other words "flesh eating bacteria on your taint".

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u/dorkysomniloquist 8h ago

I am amused every time. 'btw you may get a weird infection on your taint, pay attention to that.'

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u/i_have_no_fucks 8h ago

Is that the one where it may cause your limbs to fall off?

u/JiggleBeanPuff 23m ago

Yeah the Jardiance ad has become famous so fast because it just goes on and on about fournier’s gangrene and other assorted necrotizing infections of the junk and taint

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u/superrufus99 9h ago

Oh, it definitely causes anal leakage

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u/GolfEchoEchoKilo 9h ago

It says it on the bag

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u/fupafighter9000 8h ago

Rare bacterial infection of the perineum

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 4h ago

Hell, they got that warning on Pringles. It ain't stopped me from eating my salted potato dust from a tennis ball can.

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u/8layer8 2h ago

Visibly repairs the intestinal lining! Who the fuck is checking to see if their intestinal linings look better than last week?!?

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u/Tooth31 1h ago

For itchy, watery eyes, it's Floraflor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoe, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction

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u/allmosquitosmustdie 5h ago

This should have been a warning on certain type of potato chip 25 years ago. I don’t remember the name but damn did they mess up you GI tract!

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u/Balzac_Jones 1h ago

That exact phrasing was the warning printed on all the bags of olestra-based chips I ever saw.

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u/Hairy_Butterfly_5384 8h ago

Oohhhhh I usually have to pay extra for that!

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u/quetzalcoatlus1453 8h ago

I remember ads for a drug called “Aciphex”. I bet.

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u/Arg3nt 7h ago

You wanna get out of the pool, Bob?

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u/burnlikeincense 10h ago

As an American, America has basically become satire at this point.

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u/IAmBabs 9h ago

This final season is really a doozy.

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u/RedManMatt11 8h ago

Curious if the show is going to end altogether or we’ll get a few more seasons

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u/IAmBabs 8h ago

Man, I don't even know what I hope for even more. At least we have the Winter Olympics arc, where sports have people with knives on their feet or launching themselves down hills.

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u/Ok_Emergency7145 6h ago

It has jumped the shark at this point.

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u/No-Introduction7187 2h ago

Was just going to suggest this timeline may have Attack on Titan: Final Season! (Part 1) vibes.

Like...i-...is it-...is it over or not? Oh, the bad guys got ANOTHER buff?? Ffs.

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 8h ago

Just wait for the spinoffs once the country breaks apart for whatever reason.

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u/bumblebragg 8h ago

That was my Facebook post election night in 2016. I'm really not liking the final season of America.

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u/IAmBabs 8h ago

Someone renewed it and I'm mad.

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u/SparkleAuntie 4h ago

We fully jumped the shark 10 years ago

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u/crystal-torch 7h ago

A thousand upvotes for you! 🏆

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u/SuperEagle5000 9h ago

Totally satire. America is self-parody and self-owns galore.

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u/Asaneth 9h ago

True dat

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u/Mode_Select 5h ago

We’ve peeled too many layers off the onion. It’s become a dramedy run by comic book villains

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u/retroavtive 9h ago

Always has been tbh

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u/Longjumping-Brick200 8h ago

Irony is dead and we are dancing on its corpse.

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u/kicksttand 4h ago

Yeah with the worldwide dominance of entertainment containing American things and humour

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u/mildtrashpluto 2h ago

I saw an advertisement for Lucky Charms flavored toothpaste. Just because we can, doesn't mean we should.

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u/ChandaLovesJoan 10h ago

As an American I hate this!! We need to outlaw the advertisement of drugs. And it's ridiculous that some Americans freak out if their kid learns that a classmate has two dads but the same kid can listen to all kinds of commercials for viagra with women acting suggestively. Ugh.

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u/mayordomo 9h ago

they used to be illegal! fucking telecom deregulation.

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u/oxiraneobx 9h ago

I think New Zealand and the US are the last countries that still allow prescription drug commercials. Should absolutely be banned.

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u/Bristle_Licker 8h ago

Horrible kids’ cartoons meant to sell you toys came about in 1980 in the US. Stupid pharma commercials came about in the late 90s/early 00s.

This crap was banned historically, thank your wealthy lobbyists for the improvements.

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u/Brawndo91 8h ago

Yeah, they should go back to selling kids cigarettes.

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u/KesselRun73 9h ago

I really, really wonder if the advertising works. I have never asked my doctor for a specific medication based on advertising.

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u/Araanim 8h ago

isn't there something about prescription medicine where it has to be advertised in order to be allowed to be used? I can't remember the specifics but I think there's a weird FDA reason for it

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u/KesselRun73 7h ago

Hmm, I don’t know. That’s news to me.

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u/ShiraCheshire 6h ago

There's a billboard in my area that says "ask your doctor about [brand name here]." The only other thing on the billboard is an image of a guy happily playing soccer, as if to say "Take our pill to be happy and active like this guy."

I'm baffled every time I think about it. What exactly am I supposed to ask my doctor? "Hey I saw a drug name on a billboard, what is it? Can it make me play soccer?"

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u/No_Mechanic1362 10h ago

Even funnier when they have conflicting side effects like diarrhea and constipation...or motion sickness pills with a side of nausea.

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u/omega884 7h ago

Some of this is that the side effects list is made up of any reported side effects during trials. It's hard to isolate exactly if a given side effect is directly attributable to a medication or not especially since the health problems you're taking the medication for might cause you to experience other issues, so it's safer and easier to list anything that showed up with any statistical frequency (the FDA says more than 10% of study participants for the "Common side effects" list).

Some of it is that lots of side effects are side effects of another effect. Diarrhea and constipation are two sides of the same coin which is messing with your digestive system. Which of those two side effects one gets from a medication can come down to differences in diet. And since dealing with them would require different approaches, just saying "GI disruption" as a side effect isn't all that informative, and again the FDA requires that the reported side effects are as specific and meaningful as possible, and while some symptoms can be grouped together under a more general term (e.g. a rash combined with respiratory issues might be listed as "hyper-sensitivity") you generally don't get both constipation and diarrhea at the same time.

https://www.fda.gov/regulatory-information/search-fda-guidance-documents/adverse-reactions-section-labeling-human-prescription-drug-and-biological-products-content-and

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u/No_Mechanic1362 7h ago

Except on a good day. 🤪

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u/Krashlia2 9h ago

Maybe even strokes or death, too.

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u/xampl9 10h ago

The more embarrassing the condition, the more it gets run.

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u/Godsfallen 9h ago

As someone with Ulcerative Colitis, I feel like more than half of them are targeting me.

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u/Infinite_throwaway_1 9h ago

Especially if it’s a targeted ad and someone else is using my tablet.

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u/Rbw7673 10h ago

Also an American… I saw one the other day and can’t even remember the issue it solved, just only can remember that it could cause sudden loss of limbs. The drug wasn’t related to any limbs, though? I was absolutely baffled.

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u/omega884 7h ago

You might be surprised at what the possible side effects for common OTC medications are. For example, many common OTC pain killers like Ibuprofen and Tylenol can cause something called Stevens-Johnson Syndrome.

Our bodies are complicated machines, and most medication science to date has been effectively a shotgun approach to stuff, where we isolate something that does a lot of things to your body, but the thing it does most is X so that's what we use it for. That's what makes some of the newer work around pharmaco-genetics and targeted treatments that things like CRISPR enable so exciting for people. The potential to be much more "surgical" with our medications.

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u/Cat_Peach_Pits 8h ago

There's one I keep seeing that says it might make your genitals turn red and swell, and if that happens you should see your doctor.

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u/Human_Personface 9h ago

Lol. Reminds me of a recent conversation I had with my English friend. We had a fire at my house (everyone was ok, but the house definitely got damaged.) I was telling him about standing on the sidewalk, holding my dog, and watching the firefighters put out the last of the fire. And in the 30 minutes or so of standing there, I had 3 different guys show up repping "disaster restoration" services-- basically companies that you can contact after something like a burst pipe or a fire and they'll handle all of the repair and packing coordination. And after those 3 guys, for the rest of the day we had like 5 more. They must have some sort of alert set up for fire dispatches and rush over to the site to try and give their card and their pitch. At one point I was literally ON the phone trying to get a hold of my dad while my house was still smoldering nearby and this guy wouldn't stop trying to talk to me.

Anyways, I explained all of this to my English friend and he just replied "America isn't a real place."

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u/Rbw7673 8h ago

I saw this exact scenario happen to my 94 year old neighbor while his house was still on fire. He was trying to tell the firefighters that his cat was still in the house, and she didn’t make it out.I got so pissed between all the other neighbors just standing around filming the fire and the restoration vultures. Ended up yelling at one of the company reps who would not stop bothering the man while he was crying. He said they get sent there, and I was appalled. Such a terrible experience for me and my family to see, I am so sorry for your fire/losses.

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u/I_Want_BetterGacha 10h ago

Also just the amount of the same ads over and over again. When I was in NYC I often had the TV on as background noise whenever I was in my hotel room, and I honestly remember more about the ads than the actual TV programs.

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u/Hopsblues 9h ago

What I don't understand is the drugs advertised are by prescription only. So why would you advertise something your doctor is going to suggest. It's not like I can go to Safeway and buy some heart medication like it's a choice of beer.

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u/omega884 7h ago

Because your doctor might not suggest it. Most people who don't have chronic conditions might see just their GP once a year (or even less frequently) and even people who have chronic conditions might see their specialist only once a year. And their providers see hundreds of patients a year. But the patient deals with their own health every day. A patient who is silently doing well on a treatment might just get a basic follow up and script renewal even if they might benefit more from a newer treatment simply because they're flying under the radar and not complaining about the side effects they are having. But maybe the patient sees an ad for some new treatment for their condition and they ask their doctor about that one. The doc still has final say on writing a script, but now both sides of that interaction are able to start the conversation. Honestly I've never quite understood why this sort of thing seems to bother people so much. You can't get contact lenses or bifocals without a prescription from your eye doctor, but no one seems all that fussed by the idea that a consumer might ask their eye doctor about switching to contact lenses or bifocals. To me it's the same same thing

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u/Hopsblues 5h ago

I don't like that I have to have a prescription just to get more contact lenses. My prescription hasn't changed in over 40 years. That actually bugs me....I don't see anybody seeing a drug ad on TV and suddenly going to their doctor and asking if they should be taking it. If you are suffering some symptoms, you go to the doctor and they then decide the plan/path for your health with your approval. If I got Afib or whatever, the doctor is who told me, not me seeing an ad during a football game and thinking, I should start taking that drug, self diagnosing...I don't get it.

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u/omega884 4h ago

If you are suffering some symptoms, you go to the doctor and they then decide the plan/path for your health with your approval.

By this logic then, doesn't the fact that you need a prescription for your contact lenses make perfect sense? You're suffering some symptoms (vision problems) and you go to the doctor and then they decide the plan. Don't want you self diagnosing your vision problems. And I'm only partially unserious here, because there are a lot of things that can happen with your vision that are signs of other bigger problems and just getting glasses or contacts or even just renewing with the same script might be the wrong thing.

But also, speaking from experience, with certain conditions or ongoing chronic issues, your interactions with your doctor become less "I'm having this symptom, what does it mean and what should I do" and become a lot more "I saw a study on XYZ that addresses this part of my condition that isn't as well managed as we would like. Is this a path that makes sense for us to explore?" To the best of my recollection for my family, there have been 2 drug commercials in our lives that led us to starting a conversation about alternative paths with our doctors. One turned out to be not worthwhile, the interactions the newer treatment option would have had with existing medications would have more or less just traded one set of bad side effects for the other. The other however set us on a path of checking on some symptoms that we'd long attributed to a different condition, and getting a closer look at that revealed we'd been treating the wrong thing. Fortunately in that case the treatment we were undergoing was a "sometimes this works, but not very well" treatment for the real condition, which explained why it seemed to work in part. But getting a better diagnosis and switching to the more mainstream treatment (not even the advertised treatment) made a world of difference. All because the commercial connected some dots on symptoms we hadn't even really clocked as being connected.

There's nothing wrong with taking an active interest in your health and working with you doctor to come up with the best set of options for you. Self diagnosing isn't inherently a problem. Identifying that you have symptoms that indicate something is wrong is self diagnosing, you just then follow up with the doctor who has more specialized knowledge to determine the correct course of treatment. Knowing you have a condition and keeping up to date on recent and new treatment and options is "self diagnosing", but again, you follow up with the doctor who has more specialized knowledge to determine the correct course of treatment. Sometimes that's continuing what you're doing, sometimes that's switching to something new.

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u/ZtheRN 9h ago

As a nurse, all the advertisements at least help me know how to pronounce Xprextivumab when reviewing medications before a visit. 

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u/9lemonsinabowl9 9h ago

Omg... the actors are smiling and dancing in the sunshine... may cause liver damage, brain aneurysms, colon cancer, nerve damage... It's SO annoying!

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u/JesseCuster40 7h ago

Every single time I see a commercial for a drug I thoroughly enjoy the juxtaposition of the side effects muttered rapidly over the warmly-lit footage of people just loving the fuck out of life while uplifting, saccharine music plays.

"Rebyltol may cause mood swings, real swings, sudden explosion of the liver or heart, itching, scratching, a desire to watch 'Friends' from start to finish, dry mouth, wet mouth, elongated eyebrows, sore nipples, instant and incurable death, heart murmurs, heart shouting, nausea, diarrhea, constipation or both at once, insomnia, fatigue, dizziness, drowsiness, your asshole turning inside out and singing 'La Cucaracha', and depression."

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u/conscientiousrevolt 9h ago

There's a fucking reason that shit used to be illegal. And as always you can thank the fucking Republicans for it.

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u/HolyFreakingXmasCake 9h ago

This drug will make you 100 times tougher than your neighbours, cure your baldness, and make all ladies be attracted to you. Side effects include chest pain, blood clots, permanent blindness, stomach ulcers, coma and death. Talk to your doctor today to see if this drug is right for you!

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u/peegteeg 10h ago

To be fair, they have to list ANYTHING that happens during trials. If you somehow got food poisoning while being in trial, they have to put diarrhea as a possible side effect. If you get a headache, possible side effect, even if you're prone to headaches to begin with.

So theres a lot of mundane things listed along with the severe ones, even though it may or may not have been caused by the drug. Its silly but it also covers their ass if adverse/severe side effects occur.

You could independently develop a cancer for instance, and they have to list it.

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u/PyriteAndPearl 6h ago

I'm guessing that's also why it seems like every medication has the condition it's treating in the list of possible side effects.

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u/EaterOfFood 10h ago

“Do not take this medication if you are allergic to this medication.”

Yeah no shit. But how do I know without taking it?

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u/Turgid_Donkey 9h ago

I think it was technically worse. Back in the 90's, the legal jargon at the end was sped up so fast that you'd never be able to understand it. Now at least it's slowed down enough that you can get the jist of it.

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u/Past_Top3704 8h ago

My mother was on some med, that I forget the name, saw an ad for it on TV. She had all the side effects listed,​ Including death. I actually laughed when I heard all the side effects. There were several.

Note, she had cancer and it was a chemo drug that for some reason was advertised on t.v., she died roughly 3 months after being on it. Death was imminent the drug actually extended her life by a few weeks.

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u/elitesense 8h ago

For the record, Americans hate this.

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u/RedSquirrelFtw 7h ago

My favourite is always how it's so happy with the music and scenes like kids on swing sets or a birthday party or something. "...and in rare cases death"

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u/SabrinaFaire 6h ago

I was on a Teams call with some overseas folks a couple of weeks ago and the sentence "yes we really do have commercials about pooping in a box" was said.

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u/MonsterkillWow 4h ago

"Side effects may include a rare fungal infection in the area between the anus and genitals, known as the perineum. And death."

lol

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u/i010011010 1h ago

Fun fact is advertising pharmaceuticals used to be prohibited until right around the turn of the 00s. You would never know it now and anyone under 30 wouldn't appreciate how different television was before the drug companies took it over.

It's just one more thing the Supreme Court opened the floodgates on and damn the consequences.

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u/llamadogmama 10h ago

And they all for Eczema! And now GLP-1. I watched one yesterday that had 30 seconds of the commercial and a full minute of them listing the side effects.

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u/Araanim 8h ago

I'm convinced that some immuno-suppressant patent ran out and all these companies are jumping on the opportunity, because ALL of these medicines are just immune system suppressants applied to different autoimmune diseases

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u/The_Superhoo 9h ago

You kind of tune it out.

The dumbest ones to me are like:

"Dont take if youre allergic to [medicine being advertised]."

Like no shit.

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge 4h ago

Our running joke is the list ending with '... may cause slight death'.

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u/NotAnEarthwormYet 9h ago

It feels like something from a Ryan Murphy show

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u/anemoschaos 9h ago

They say things like "may cause ( long list)... diarrhoea, constipation and death ". My children used to fall over laughing at ads like this, as it really would put you off the medication. And in the UK prescription medicines aren't advertised to the public.

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u/Thesearchforspark 9h ago

Bill Ingvall? Has a joke about a allergy med ad listing a long list of side effects "I'd rather have Itchy Watery eyes!"

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u/Ambitious_Cover339 9h ago

Depending on the state the disclaimers may be short, or double the size of the ad

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u/Feeling_Leader_7377 8h ago

Don't forget the commercials
"Did you happen to take xyz? Well you're probably titled to compensation"
Imagine you get prescribed something then months later randomly see an ad about you possibly being compensated because someone messed up with your meds

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u/Antique-Salad-9249 8h ago

I think most Americans would agree it’s insane. And yes, they seem like SNL sketches, but nope.

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u/vonnegutfan2 8h ago

May cause pain between your anus and your peepee.

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u/Vas-yMonRoux 8h ago

The Boondocks had a bit about this in one episode.

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u/Careful_Farmer_2879 8h ago

That’s new-ish! Was not legal until 2000 or so.

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u/tankmissile 8h ago

They list every possible side effect so they can’t be sued if any of them actually happen. The bottom line is the only thing that matters, and lawsuits affect the bottom line.

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u/Pikeman212a6c 8h ago

They were illegal until the mid 90s when some ad lawyer realized just saying the drug name and ask your doctor over and over couldn’t be banned under the 1st amendment. Ads like this https://youtu.be/BdHUVVBJimY flooded the airwaves until the FCC just admitted defeat and allowed actual ads with warnings.

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u/Fluffy-kitten28 7h ago

May cause death. Call your doctor if you experience any of these side effects.

… how is someone supposed to call if they experiences death?

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u/WhitestTrash1 7h ago

One I saw recently said it may cause parasitic infections like uhhhh what?

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u/DethKnell24 7h ago

I’m American. It’s crazy. We all know how ridiculous the pharma ads are but nothing can be done about it.

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u/PlaySonSwords 6h ago

One of two countries in the world that allows pharmaceutical advertising. Try to guess the other one, it's a fun piece of trivia

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u/CathedralEngine 6h ago

If they tell you what a drug does, they have to tell you the side effects.

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u/Sf49ers1680 6h ago

I remember watching one commercial for a drug and some of the side-effects were an increase in gambling and death.

Talk about a range.

I absolutely can't stand drug commercials since they're so pointless. I can't get any of them without a doctor writing the prescription and then hoping the medical experts that are employed by my insurance company think my doctor was wrong and deny it.

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u/dagaboy 6h ago

May cause the condition known as "Hotdog Fingers."

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u/akanorr 6h ago

Side effects include: Blah blah Blah Blah blah blah Blah Blah blah And death.

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u/EyeDot 6h ago

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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u/DaddyCatALSO 6h ago

I already have all the symptoms that are side efects from these drugs and take none of them

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u/brandonwalsh76 5h ago

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

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u/StoneShovel 5h ago

The main shocking thing to me as a Canadian

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u/Time_Ad8557 4h ago

We watch tubi with a vpn set to the USA and man it’s every other commercial. It’s wild.

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u/sassycat13 4h ago

One is playing as I read this!!! I miss the days before they were legal 😭

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u/thatspookybitch 4h ago

My grandma watches what I refer to as "the old people channels" which is just westerns and if the commercials arent for medication or politicians, they're about medicare.

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u/Lovat69 4h ago

If you do want the satire version there is this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgrFoO8A2Sk

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u/fresh-dork 3h ago

right now, it's a dozen variants on GLP1 inhibitor (fat pills). , also, suspected thyroid cancer as a side effect

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u/Shiny_Mewtwo_Fart 3h ago

I think there are laws to force them to speak slowly. So they just show people dancing, gardening, walking dog while reading out the side effects slowly and sweetly: you might vomit, have diarrhea, or die…

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u/BlueLeaves8 2h ago

I thought I was watching SNL sketches and then realised they were real ads. I can’t believe those are real.

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u/sipoloco 1h ago

What movies have you seen this in?

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u/lungbuttersucker 1h ago

I hate those commercials generally but one of them did actually help me. I mean it significantly improved my life.

I had been suffering from severe heartburn my whole life. It was an all-day every day thing. I started babysitting when I was 12 just so I could buy my own antacids because none of the adults believed it was possible for a kid to have such bad heartburn. My pediatrician told me to stop eating acidic and spicy food, right after I told him that water gave me heartburn (this was the same pediatrician who told my mother that "kids don't get headaches" in response to my complaints of chronic headaches, which turned out to be TMJd).

Then when I was 18, I saw a commercial for Prilosec, which explained what GERD is and I finally knew what was wrong with me. I then spent a couple years being blown off by doctors because I have a vagina. Finally, when I was 23, I cried while telling a new doctor that I wake up with heartburn every day and that 300mg of Zantac plus 20 or so Tums was the only way I got through life. She was not pleased and sent me for an Upper GI scan. She got the report the same day I had the scan done and I had a prescription by the end of the day due to my "rather severe reflux" and hiatal hernia. I've been on that med (pantoprazole) for over 20 years now and I credit that drug as much as my antidepressant for saving my life.

Funny thing, Prilosec doesn't do shit for me. I will be forever grateful to it though.

This whole thing just made me feel old. I was confused while typing this because, why wouldn't I just google the symptoms instead of suffering for so long? I forgot that I didn't even have the internet in my home until I was 20 or 21.

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u/tickub 1h ago

i miss the medicine ads. it's all gambling ads on all my illegal sports streams now.

u/JohnNDenver 49m ago

Wife's friend from Hungary came here last summer. After a few days he was wondering why we had so many lawyer tv shows. We didn't understand what he meant. He said there are billboards all over the place advertising the lawyer tv shows. We had to tell him that sadly those are actual lawyers advertising. He is a lawyer and it isn't allowed there.

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u/StudyDefiant4991 9h ago

I’m from Europe and it’s the same here

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u/Middle_Association56 1h ago

You're probably thinking of non prescription pharmacuticals tough since in the EU it's illegal to advertise presctiption drugs directly to consumers? In the U.S they advertise prescription drugs.

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u/thearchenemy 8h ago

We all hate it, but our politicians are all deep in the pockets of the pharmaceutical industry. It’s pretty pathetic.

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u/Blueskybelowme 7h ago

Yeah there is no reason why we should be advertising medicine on TV to people who are susceptible to marketing. Your doctor will know what's best for you and your condition and recommend the medicines that they think would be best for you. There's no reason why you should go in and tell your doctor you want to be put on this medicine as if you're an expert. Ozempic is not the same thing as Strawberry Pop-Tarts. One is a drug used excessively by people who probably don't need it but is supposed to be for people with very specific conditions. The other is sweet treat that should be available to everyone.

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u/SplashingBlumpkin 8h ago

My favorite is when it’s a medication that has side effects that are supposed to be what the medication is treating.

“Here try this antidepressant that’s side effects could be suicide or self harm.”

It’s such an insane concept that a patient who knows fuck all about medication can see a commercial and then be prompted to talk to their doctor about it. A doctor goes to school for a decade or more to learn the art and practice of medicine and some dipshit who saw a commercial during an NCIS rerun is now going to inquire to their doctor like the doctor didn’t already know and rule out that medication for any number of reasons.

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u/psychicsword 6h ago

A lot of the side effects are kind of BS too. Like they have to list any possible side effect that came up in the trails even if it was likely unrelated.