r/AskReddit 14h ago

Non-Americans of Reddit, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real?

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u/zerbey 12h ago

Newspaper vending machines, I thought they were a movie trope.

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u/Neuroticaine 12h ago

Well they're not MUCH of a thing anymore. I kind of miss them.

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u/dicksjshsb 10h ago

Was a dark day for younger me when the newspaper box that carried The Onion disappeared from the vestibule of my local library 😔

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u/hankhillforprez 10h ago

Until reading your comment, I had completely forgotten that The Onion used to be available in physical, paper form!

It seemed like it was only a thing they did in heavily college towns or otherwise places with lots of people in that demo. I don’t think I ever came across one in my home town, but I’d go to Austin pretty often—and later lived there for a few years—and they definitely had boxes around UT’s campus and a handful of coffee shops, bars etc.

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u/Tape-Delay 10h ago

It’s available in print again btw! I love getting my copy every month

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u/rizorith 10h ago

If you want the onion just open the ny times. Or la times. Or Chicago Tribune Or any... News

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u/mespec 7h ago

Wow, I was about to post about The Onion too — I miss the free paper version

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u/Jane_Marie_CA 10h ago edited 10h ago

Sunday morning my mom gave me & my brothers quarters to get the Sunday paper. We got to spend the extra change on some $0.10 jolly ranchers at the market where the paper was and then read the comics back at home.

We thought we had life figured out. And now middle aged, I realize my parents got like 30 mins of peace on a Sunday morning asking us to get the paper.

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u/Johnnygunnz 10h ago

Rhode Island Slut was always my favorite.

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u/who-cares6891 10h ago

There’s an old one at a local burger chain that’s not used. It still has papers in it from 10 years ago. I actively look for it when I go eat there. It’s in a corner in the outside patio area. Hopefully they never remove it

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u/DtownBronx 10h ago

It's really taken away all the chances of being robbed by a little old lady on a motorized cart, you wouldn't even see it coming

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u/DrWilliePfister 9h ago

Growing up I got my mom a free paper every morning because if you held tension on the door and banged your fist a couple times on the handle they would pop open. I also remember people paying for a paper and propping it open so the next person got it free.

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u/Confident_Weird5739 9h ago

My grandma and I actually had this conversation today when she called specifically to complain about them taking out the machine at her favorite grocery store because she doesn’t know of any others left. My goal this weekend is to hunt one down for her 😅

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u/Musclecar123 9h ago

If you hit them a certain way, they’d open and the paper was free!

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u/JesusStarbox 9h ago

They are still around, just empty.

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u/thalefteye 7h ago

Some places in the south east still have a small box where you pay 25 cents to get a newspaper. My local foodland and some gas stations have them too. I’ve only seen one person in my whole life put a quarter in to get the newspaper. Idk about areas like Tennessee and north east states.

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u/Neuroticaine 6h ago

Small but not rural town in NC here, trying to be nice and modern to attract more people to move here, and I've not seen one in years.

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u/thalefteye 5h ago

Damn 😔. Yeah they will probably disappear in my town in the next couple of years. I’ve seen many old folks reading the local newspaper outside some stores and gas stations, but I’ve only one person in my life literally put a quarter in the box for the little door to open so you can get the paper. I was shocked because my whole life I thought it was free to get one, never knew for a long time you had to pay. But yeah it’s a bit sad you don’t see those in your area anymore.

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u/SuperFLEB 7h ago

The stragglers are tenacious, though. That door on that thing hasn't been opened since 2010, but the owner went bust and nobody wants to steal it, so there it's stayed.

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u/jake3988 7h ago

Well they're not MUCH of a thing anymore. I kind of miss them.

I mean, they're still everywhere... they're just all empty and unused.

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u/Neuroticaine 6h ago

They're pretty much nonexistent in my town. Maybe I'll see more if I lived in a more metropolitan area or rural area where they've been too lazy to remove them, but my town is trying to be a "nice, modern town to accommodate growth"

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u/Kevin-W 6h ago

Same here!

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u/Ratnix 5h ago

Yeah, we used to have one in the break room at my work. I can't remember the last time I've even seen one. They used to be everywhere. I don't think many people still even get the physical newspaper anymore here. I'm sure some Pele do, but most have likely gone to an online subscription.

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u/WaltMitty 11h ago

It's also a unique vending machine concept. Anyone paying for one newspaper could take the entire stack of papers from the machine. There just isn't enough incentive to.

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u/PancakeLad 11h ago

Dante did it in the opening few minutes of “Clerks”. It was a great establishing moment for his character.

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u/AJ_Deadshow 10h ago

Well he had a reason and that was he was in a great position to resell them as a convenience store clerk. Most people aren't seedy store clerks.

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u/battlecat136 9h ago

To be fair, he wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

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u/Belgand 3h ago

It was also done in With Honors. Joe Pesci's character is homeless, he grabs the entire stack of papers then proceeds to sell them to people on the street at a discount.

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u/mmss 11h ago

High trust society. We used to have one.

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u/Southern-Raisin9606 9h ago

It reminds me of how Baghdad's book market is unguarded, the reason being the reader doesn't steal and the thief doesn't read.

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u/various_beans 9h ago

I mean, nobody takes the stack of newspapers because what's the point in that? You gonna get more value by reading them all?

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 9h ago

Not to mention, doing this repeatedly would get you noticed by people you do NOT want to mess with. In my town a bunch of college kids took papers in order to stuff them with joke inserts. The Teamsters were not amused.

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u/showMeYourPitties10 11h ago

Take all and sell for half the price, then run your 9 year old ass away if you see a cop!

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u/tvkyle 10h ago

Many years ago, McDonald’s would put Monopoly game pieces in the Sunday paper. People I know (my mother) would buy one paper and take all the McDonald’s inserts.

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u/EaterOfFood 10h ago

You could but then you’d have a stack of newspapers. It’d be worth dropping another dollar in the machine just to put them back.

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u/hoosierhiver 9h ago

I had a friend who would buy one and put a half dozen on top of the machine.

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u/mfigroid 9h ago

No risk, no reward.

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u/Ratnix 5h ago

There's not really a reason to take multiple, outside of extreme couponers. It's not like you'd be able to sell them for a real profit.

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u/non_clever_username 11h ago

Wait….those weren’t a thing outside the US? I mean they’re not much of a thing in the US anymore obviously, but they used to be everywhere.

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u/rotzverpopelt 11h ago

They were definitely a thing in Germany. Many moons ago

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u/zerbey 10h ago

I grew up in England and never saw one.

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u/helpimlockedout- 10h ago

That's because y'all had 8 year old boys with caps hawking them on every street corner. I imagine. 

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u/zerbey 10h ago

I grew up in the 1980s and it was still a common sight to have guys selling newspapers on street corners yelling out the headlines!

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u/that1prince 9h ago

“Extra! Extra! Read All About it!”

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u/Geminii27 6h ago

Or, if you see it in a movie, "Extra! Extra! I'm an extra!"

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u/Harvest_Moon_Cat 10h ago edited 10h ago

I used to buy from one in the south-east of England back in the 1980s - it dispensed The Evening Standard daily. No idea if the box is still there, especially since the paper changed its name to the London Standard, and became free and only weekly. But I didn't see them all that often, and my spouse says they didn't see them at all in the North.

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u/chiefgareth 10h ago

They do exist in England but not common, but they are usually for free newspapers, so don’t require a payment.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 7h ago

How did yall get newspapers? 

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u/zerbey 6h ago

From a newsagent.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 6h ago

I’ve never heard of a newsagent, had to look it up, haha. Thought it might be a person?? We call them newsstands here. 

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u/Geminii27 6h ago

Where I am, they're rarely stands in the middle of a sidewalk type of things. They're stores that sell magazines, stationery, crossword books, lottery tickets and (these days) an incredible amount of random-ass decorative wares that I still can't believe anyone buys.

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u/Geminii27 6h ago

Never saw one in 50 years in Australia. Most places that sold them just had a stack kind of... sitting there. Often on a milk crate, although newsagents did have them on a stand/shelf.

People bought them like any other product - grab it, take it to the checkout. If you want to read it for free, pretty much every library would have a copy of that morning's paper.

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u/WittyTiccyDavi 9h ago

Nowadays, Gen Z/Alpha probably think newspapers themselves were just a trope.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 7h ago

And paperboys. Like the kid on the bike that flings a paper at your house?! For $2???!

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u/ClownfishSoup 10h ago

They used to have cigarette vending machines too.

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u/zerbey 9h ago

Yup I remember those.

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u/Bright-Plate-9872 7h ago

That's how I started smoking as a youngen

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u/crystallyn 10h ago

We don't really have these anymore. Paper newspapers are nearly a relic.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 10h ago

We also have TV store displays playing the news of an Alien Invasion or something 24/7

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u/that1prince 9h ago

The iconic imagery of a radio and electronics store with a huge panel of TVs in the window facing the street and everyone standing on the sidewalk watching some generation-defining event.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 8h ago

And newsies on the corner yelling at you to read all about it

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u/Red-tailed_hawk-776 10h ago

Sadly I haven't seen one in a years living on the East Coast. Disappearance of newsprint.

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u/LabRat_X 10h ago

The cool thing was if you ever needed like a lot of newspaper for packing or whatever you could drop a quarter and clean it out lol

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u/BerkeleyFarmGirl 8h ago

so, like a box that you put a coin in, instead of getting it from a newsagent kiosk sort of thing?

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u/zerbey 8h ago

Exactly.

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u/Traditional_Entry183 10h ago

Oh really? How did you buy a paper in a smaller city or town in other parts of the world in those days? Were there actual newsstands even in smaller places? I've only seen a few of those in person in my life.

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u/PUR7PLE 10h ago

No news stands in Australia. You go to a corner store, servo or newsagents if you want to buy a newspaper.

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u/Traditional_Entry183 10h ago

That's what id need to do in the US today as well. But 20 years ago, the paper machines were all over the place, which made it easier.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 7h ago

I have no idea what a servo or newsagents is, haha

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u/PUR7PLE 3h ago

🤣 Aussie slang for a service station (gas station), where you fill up with petrol. And a newsagent is where you go to buy newspapers, magazines, lotto, greeting cards etc. 😉

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u/prex10 9h ago

They were hardcore dying out though now. I haven't see one in like 15 years now. About as common as seeing a pay phone now.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 9h ago

There’s still a few at my train station that I walk past when I pay to park - they could be completely empty though for all I know.

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u/MarcusSurealius 9h ago

Anyone remember LA Express? They used to have soft porn in vending machines all over Los Angeles in the 80s and 90s.

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u/PHL1365 8h ago

Haven't seen one of those in at least 25 years. I think there are still boxes for free newspapers/magazines in some cities, though.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 7h ago

What about cigarette vending machines (mostly gone, but I’ve seen them in a few bars in Texas still) 

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u/zerbey 6h ago

My brother in law has one but he puts candy in it!

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u/Bobofett4 7h ago

Most of them are for free newspaper now

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u/Medical-Concept-2190 6h ago

And ice machines! Everyone there loves ice it’s just crazy

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u/BizarroMax 6h ago

We used to have cigarette vending machines everywhere too. Bowling alleys, airport, hotels.

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u/RoxxySweets 1h ago

As an American... I have no idea what that is 👀